This summer, I spent a few weeks in California. Determined to get
some regulation haircuts in military barbershops, I asked BuzzBoard
buddies for the best addresses. Soon I knew: The one and only Mecca of
military barbershops on the West Coast is Oceanside, near Camp
Pendleton. I wanted to wait until the barbershop was real busy, so I
decided to spend a weekend in Oceanside. Unfortunately all hotels were
booked up, so I went to nearby San Clemente and checked in on a Friday
afternoon.
When I looked out of my hotel window, I saw a barbershop called
"Stud Cuts" across the street. Immediately, I tried to look
into the barbershop window. I was amazed when I saw young female barbers
giving extreme high and tight haircuts with razor shaves on the sides
and back to military clientele.
More then ten guys were waiting for haircuts. I was tempted to go into
the shop to get my first California haircut. But there were some reasons
I resisted: My haircut destination was Oceanside, and also I prefer male
barbers and traditional barbershops with traditional barber chairs.
Stylists chairs are sometimes used in Austria, where I come from.
I finally got to Oceanside on Saturday afternoon. I found a free parking
space directly in front of Oceanside barbershop. But I was disappointed
about the unoccupied chairs. A glance to the right and I caught sight of
the Esquire barbershop. They promised the best haircuts, with a
neckshave included. I was very interested — then I saw empty chairs
again and more female barbers. I walked on, looking for the Deluxe
barbershop — another BuzzBoard recommendation.
I walked up to the shop.
It was a nice shop, with military regulations posted on the
windowpane. I took a look through the open door and saw traditional
barber chairs—all full—male barbers, and plenty of waiting Marines.
I took a seat.
I loved the atmosphere of this busy barbershop. For my turn into the
chair I decided to order a "Med Reg." The barber was an old
Italian. We spoke about Venice and the Mafia and soon he was ready. When
I took a look into the mirror I was disappointed with the result. It was
a good haircut, short and neat - but not exciting. So I asked him to go
shorter. He did, but the result was the same. So I left and went back to
San Clemente, determined to go back to Oceanside for another haircut on
Sunday afternoon. So I did.
There were lots of Marines in town, running errands, hanging out and
waiting for their regulation haircuts. First I took a look into the
"barbershop-factory" (I forgot the real name) right opposite
the Deluxe barbershop. So many guys waiting for haircuts! So many
barbers! Tempting ... but to many female barbers.
I walked on, and saw a lot of Marines going in one direction with good
haircuts— and coming back with great ones. I followed, and stood in
front of another Stud Cuts barbershop with all female barbers. They
promised sexy military haircuts on their shirts and the guys lined up
them. I became curious. I pulled a number and took seat on one of the
couches with a good view of the chairs.
Some guys ordered HNT`s, but most of them got High Regs. I noticed a
difference I hadn't seen before. A HNT is an extreme haircut —
problematic if you are on the job and not a Marine. But a High Reg looks
very smart. I decided to try a High Reg — but not in this shop. I went
to the beach to surf, and came back to town at 8 PM to look for a busy
shop with male barbers. I could find only one: the Esquire.
All the chairs were occupied and many Marines were waiting. I took a
good look into the illuminated shop and I observed that the youngest
barber did the best job — and he was incredibly fast. He did almost
three cuts as the other barbers did one, and his had better results.
I knew it then: This was my barber.
I began to prepare a strategy to get hold of a place in this barbers
chair. It was 9.40 PM when a guy left my selected chair. No one was
waiting. Seizing the moment, I entered the barbershop and had took a
seat in the chair.
"High Reg," I said.
"Sure," the barber said.
In the same moment I heard the intimate sound of the clippers. He let
them jump over the back of my head, and all the way up the sides. They
were the best vibrations I had ever felt. My occipital bone felt the
cold steel of the clippers when the barber pressed on my head with his
strong hand. Then he checked the result. I think he was satisfied with
his work. I couldn't see myself (I was facing away from the mirror), but
I had a good feeling as I got a neckshave with lather and razor.
When I checked the mirror, I saw that the barber had done the best job a
barber could possibly do. The highlight: I got the military discount -
what a deal!
I left the barbershop satisfied, rubbing my buzz like every guy leaving
a barbershop in Oceanside. In this moment I looked like a Marine - and
some real Marines actually half-saluted me, thinking I was one of them.
Afterwards I went to the Oceanside Regal Cinema to see the film,
"The perfect Storm." Far more exciting than the film were the
silhouettes of hundreds of freshly shorn Marines in front of me! This
the crowning Oceanside-highlight for the year. But I'm definitely coming
back next summer. 6000 miles for a haircut like THAT is more than OK by
me!
I hope I can find a room for maybe two weeks/three weekends in Oceanside
that's less expensive than the hotels I booked this year (200$/night!).
Can anyone help me in this matter?
Finally, thank you BuzzBoarders for your great recommendations.
Oceanside is a paradise for Military regulation haircuts, and you guys
bucked up my courage. To all Buzz Boarders: Let me give you some advice
- go to Oceanside - if possible - and look for a barbershop experience
like I did. Semper fidels!