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Welcome to the online web dungeon of the most feared, and reveared elite black metal band to ever grace this planet and, meek carbon based life forms such as yourselves. It was written in the blood of Mummra on the virgin earth of Thundera, that an elite group of 5 would rise and bring forth a pestilent sound that would infest the minds of those that would be unfortunate to be exposed to it's foul sound. That would be GARGAMEL.

Yes, the prophecies are true, we have arrived. Our sole mission, was the utter and complete dominance of this meek and mortal world....but as time grew, we realized that there were many fools who ran amok, over this realm you call reality. Fools who tried in their weakest efforts to mimic the message we are trying to deliver. We then became aware that it is our mission, to do away with these imposters, these mere children in clown's make up, mascarading as the true bringers of dischord and chaos....

So sit back in your thrones, grab on to whatever filth riddend religious icons that you have close to your weak soul. And behold the the disgusting truth that is Gargamel, the band you have spent your entire nerdish and sheltered life looking for, we are the band you crave, we are the image you are stealing, we are the end all and be all of the this tawdry Black Metal scene...prepare to meet the true heirs to the throne of madness...your true EMPERORS, who reign on the truest of DARK THRONES, who defecates in the Filthiest of Cradles.....we now consume your WORLD....behold...