Mirai Trunks’s body was hauled off of the dance floor by a mob of teenage girls. Fanatically, they began pulling at his clothing and his hair, taking whatever memorabilia they could find for remembrance. They shrieked at each other, pushing and shoving to get a better grip on his body, nearly tearing it apart. Most were satisfied with a few locks of hair, but quite a fight ensued over who would get to take home his sword and his “I Like Squirrels Club” membership card.
As the girls argued amongst themselves, the new competitors took the dance floor. On the stage, Two Cyborgs and A Human struck up the beginning cords of "I Will Survive", a disco favorite.
As soon as the music began, Gohan grabbed hold of Videl and swung her around like a rag doll, dipping and throwing her in time to the beat. The crowed applauded in approval, growing excited at the new and interesting dance moves. However, their competitors, Tien and Chaotzu had yet to dance. Instead, they simply stood there with their arms crossed, glaring at each other.
"Hey...uh....Guys, you do realize you're supposed to be dancing right?" Gohan asked as he looped past them with Videl in his arms.
"I realize it." Tien said, his eyes never leaving the pale little man before him. "I just don't want to dance with that back-stabber!" He pointed a finger at Chaotzu.
"Well, maybe I don't want to dance with a three eyed FREAK!" Chaotzu screamed and he bared his teeth.
"Traitor!"
"Freak!"
"Enough! Stop it boys!" A girl from the audience shouted. The crowd murmured excitedly, wondering who the mystery woman was. Tien and Chaotzu, recognizing the voice, stopped their bickering and turned to face the direction that it had come from.
Their beloved Lunch was standing with her arms crossed, her sweet face contorted in a frown. She sniffed a little.
"I just can't take this anymore...." She sniffed again. "All the fighting, all of the arguing."
She sniffed again and Tien and Chaotzu's eyes widened, well aware of what would happen if the girl actually sneezed. Both were too frozen with fear to move, but those that knew Lunch all stepped back or chose to find the nearest exit. Kamesennin rushed forward with his cane stretched out, hoping to stop her, but he wasn’t able reach her in time with the crowd blocking his way.
“Aaahhh…..” She sucked in a breath, her little nose twitching. “Aaaaahhhhh……”
Tien and Chaotzu fell to the floor together, their arms wrapped around one another. Chaotzu began to cry. "Oh no! Lunch! Stop! NO!"
“Aaaachuuuuuu!”
The lights flickered momentarily, then went out and the crowd screamed, not knowing what was going to happen. Pandemonium struck as the crowd began to run for the exit, screams and echoing throughout the entire disco. The lights flickered once more, then returned to normal, and everyone’s eyes adjusted to the brightness, squinting. When they caught sight of her, all mouths dropped open in horror. Swinging from the disco ball on the ceiling was Lunch.
Wearing tap shoes.
Videl, ChiChi, Bulma, and Vejiita let out piercing screams and the others clambered away in fright. They all knew what would happen next. With her ability to make tap shoes materialize instantly, and her incredibly hot temper, Lunch in Kushami form was one of the most frightening people on Earth. She had been known to kill full grown men when she was in this kind of state: angry and equipped with tap shoes.
She jumped down from the discoball, creating a loud 'tap'. She faced the two that had been arguing earlier with a deadly look and spoke in a growling voice. “Do you have any idea how long I’ve had to put up with your arguing? I am sick and tired of putting up with your crap! I don’t care if you love me or not, you’re going to be punished."
"NO!!!" Tien and Chaotzu screamed.
Without any sign of mercy or relenting, Lunch lunged at the two of them, who were cowered on the disco floor. She began tap dancing frantically all over the two of them, her feet flying at unbelievably high speeds and her arms wheeling about as she jumped up and down. As their heads and various other body parts were being pounded into the floor, Tien yelled to Chaotzu.
"I'm sorry man!! You can HAVE her ---!"
Not allowing him to finish the sentence, she slammed a heavy tap shoe into his mouth. She continued to hit him until she was good and sure that all of his teeth were broken, out for blood.
"I DON'T WANT HER!" Chaotzu cried, trying to scramble away. Seeing that he was trying to make an escape, Lunch lifted a leg to drop kick him. She then descended upon him rapidly and began to slam her tap shoes into his stomach. She gleefully tapped, letting out an evil laugh as Chaotzu struggled under her feet.
A very brave Kamesennin appeared suddenly with a pepper shaker, and tossed a bit of it into the air in front of her nose. Affected by it, she froze in mid tap, then let out a delicate little sneeze.
For a moment, the disco was silent.
The tap shoes disappeared instantly, and she looked around the disco, wondering what had happened. Her eyes fell on the broken and bloody Tien and Chaotzu. The nearest judge ran over to them to check for a pulse.
"They're gone. Into the next dimension with Mirai Trunks." Piccolo said coldly.
Gohan and Videl rejoiced, jumping up and down and cheering loudly. Lunch simply opened her eyes very wide, then excited the disco, having no idea how both her of boyfriends had been killed so suddenly.
"I AM THE NUMBER ONE DISCO DANCER!!!!" Piccolo yelled.
"THE WINNERS ARE GOHAN AND VIDEL!! WILL THE NEXT CONTESTANTS PLEASE STEP ONTO THE DANCE FLOOR!" The announcer called.
Disco
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