Welcome to my office, it's been awhile since you've pestered me with your dumbass questions. Well, what's been happening around the WWICW since I've been away? First we have Viper winning and retaining the WWICW World Heavyweight Championship week in and week out! Congradulations bro but don't get real comfortable because one day...I will be coming back for that title. Next we had my other partna Scorpion winning the US Title but sadly he was out with a little sickness and had to lose the title and be sidelined. Next we saw Malice take that belt and lose it this weekend to Violence, congradulations man. The Women's Champion has been crowned and is held by one Bantusi, great job babe but I'm really damn curious about what's going on with Viper. The Tag Team titles are still vacant but that will change very soon when Viper and I, the only real Natural Born Thrillas in the WWICW, bring them home! And speaking of me I would like to congradulate myself on adding another title to my already vast collection. This weekend I became the WWICW Rough House Champion, following Tony Hurricane and Wild Child. I have a request to make to Viper about the upcoming PPV Hell's Return! and that is a retirement match featuring 3 of the WWICW's less enthusiastic performers with the winner staying employed. The competitors will be Calabaza, Stalker, and The Rock! And speaking of the PPV....
I've decided the Number 1 Contender for the Universal Heavyweight Championship, and he is....JOEY MONTANA! Mr. Montana and Violence when the PPV comes your match will be a 3 Fall Match. The first match will be simply a No DQ match with nothing on the line. Second fall is for the WWICW Universal Heavyweight Championship in a regular match. And the 3rd and final fall will be a cage match for the WWICW United States Championship, good luck!
This title is MY title. A tournament will be held to decide the first WWICW Universal Heavywieght Champion and after that I will decide the Number 1 Contender. This title isn't as high as the WWICW World Heavywieght Championship but it is close so wear it with pride.
Coming up at the PPV Hell's Return!:
Violence vs. Joey Montana ***3 Falls Match***
First Match: No DQ
Second Match: WWICW Universal Heavyweight Championship
Third Match: WWICW United States Championship
Well, this award will be handed out after Hell's Return and in my mind their is only 1 choice as of now, but we'll find out officially after the PPV.
Now it seems like XS is slowly dying but I garun-damn-tee that's not the case, and at the PPV...you'll find out exactly why! So until next time...
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