KIMONA WANALAYA
Women's Champion

Height/Weight: 5' 1"/Oh, no, you don't
From: Chris Jericho's Sweetest Sweet Sweet Dreams
Finisher: Undefeatablekick
Pro Debut: PWF Wednesday Wargames (Mar. 16, 2005)
PWF Highlights: Women's Champion, Diva of the Year

Kimona debuted somewhat inauspiciously in the PWF, originally being a Camaro-driving gift from the Masked Men to Lance Storm to celebrate the rebirth of Team SEC. Soon, though, she passed through whatever Team SEC requires for initiation and was accepted as a full-fledged member of the group. Of course, she's had more impact on the PWF than that, even inspiring Eric Bischoff to bring in Stacy Keibler to, ahem, round out the roster.

During May, Kimona took part in a somewhat odd feud with The Undefeatable Chris Jericho. After being abducted from ringside by Bobby Heenan at Power Trip, Jericho subjected her to numerous diabolical schemes, culminating in "tickle torture." Not long after, she demanded a match with the then-Cruiserweight Champion, but lost after failed interference from former Team SEC member Christian. The tension between her and Jericho, though, did not subside following this match.

As the original example of "forbidden booty" in the PWF, Masked Man 1 has always been somewhat enamored with Kimona, although it was clearly a one-way street as far as that was concerned. To convince Masked Man 1 to go through with a scheduled singles match, Kimona told him that she would find a date for him, if he was successful. Masked Man 1, being undefeated in matches of the non-tag-team-tudinal sort, was of course victorious ... but his happiness was short-lived. The "date" took place later that evening, but Kimona was skeptical of Masked Man 1's intentions, and so she did not actually secure a date for him, instead expecting him to hit on the waitress, or an attractive woman at the bar. When he amazingly did not, out of a desire to show her that he could restrain himself, Kimona came clean on her plan, devastating Masked Man 1.

In retaliation, he went to Eric Bischoff, and had a special match made for Terminal Solution: an arm-wrestling match, where the loser would be the winner's slave for 30 days. Unfortunately for Masked Man 1, Kimona had no desire to spend a month performing the tasks he had so laboriously mapped out, including such gems as "Naked Tetherball," "Naked Golf," and strangely enough, "Naked Strip Poker." So when Terminal Solution came around, she was ready, and had a plan for victory. Utilizing every bit of her feminine wiles, she finally distracted Masked Man 1 enough to defeat him, and forcing him into servitude for a month. She also took ownership of the "World Kimona Championship" belt Masked Man 1 had made for the occasion. For the next 30 days, she took great pleasure in humiliating Masked Man 1 in as thorough a manner as possible.

As La Mala Sombra approached, the Masked Men were given another shot at the Robbinsdale Mafia's Tag Team Championships, but there was a catch: if the Masked Men lost, Kimona would have to spend a week with The Undefeatable Chris Jericho. Needless to say, this idea did not appeal to her, though Jericho himself seemed to relish the concept, despite, of course, also not being attracted to her in the slightest. Apparently, the two are not mutually exclusive. Prior to the match, Kimona admitted that, in 1999, during Jericho's heyday in the SCW, she had been attracted to him, but claimed to be no longer. Jericho, for his part, may have been caught in a half-truth ... for months, he has claimed that he "knows" Kimona dreams of him, because he is in those dreams. When Masked Man 1 asked whether they could be Jericho's dreams instead, the master of seven championships refused to respond. Whatever the case, thanks in part to the return of Stevie Richards and to Kimona thwacking Rick Rude in the face with a title belt, the Masked Men were finally victorious over the Perfect Team, and Kimona was not sentenced to a week of Jericho.

Of course, even this did not silence the words of apparent hatred between the two. Just prior to Fall Battle Fields, Kimona placed a bounty of sorts on The Undefeatable's head. After a negotiation session between Masked Man 1 and Kimona on a Virginia afternoon radio show, it was determined that whoever eliminated Jericho from the Battle Field match would be granted twelve minutes of make-out time with her. As we all know, it ended up that Jericho eliminated himself, when he freaked out upon seeing Chris Benoit coming to the ring.

When the time came for The Undefeatable to claim his prize, Kimona tried to find a way out, but Jericho was quite insistent on teaching her a lesson for trying to set the entire PWF against him. A timely distraction by Mr. Perfect enabled Jericho to shove Kimona into the Perfect Team locker room's closet, but once the time was up, the two did not emerge. Apparently, Kimona had proven to be "insatiable," and refused to let Jericho go. Later in the evening, she made her way to ringside as Jericho was defending the Extreme Championship, and provided a similar distraction, enabling Matt Hardy to walk away with the gold. Jericho has since claimed that Kimona had offered him a "deal" to drop the Extreme title in exchange for her never "bothering" him again, but most experts agree that if indeed Kimona and Jericho's paths were to never again cross, it would be The Undefeatable who would be most disappointed.

With Road to Perdition approaching, Eric Bischoff started a PWF Women's division, and put together a tournament for the Women's Championship. Kimona announced all of this at Fall Battle Fields on Carlito's Cabana, after which Carlito spat an apple on her, apparently just to be Carlito. At any rate, Kimona and Pamela Paulshock earned first-round byes in the tournament for winning a bikini contest on Wargames. They each were then victorious in semifinal matches, with Kimona's bout against Stacy Keibler proving to be a show-stealer. Adding to the intrigue for Pamela and Kimona's final bout was the fact that Shawn Stasiak had tried to have a letter delivered to Stacy by Kimberly Page, and a snafu in the delivery led Kimona to believe that the letter was from Chris Jericho. She of course dispatched the Masked Men to deal with him, but they ended up nailing Stasiak with the "two chairs to the head" maneuver. So now, the Natural Born Thrillers and Team SEC are on the outs, and Kimona and Pamela were set to battle it out with all this weighing on them.

At Road to Perdition, Kimona took a page from the original Team SEC playbook, and decided to use the sort of wacky entrance that has defined the group. With Masked Man 1 at her side in a suit, as "a very young person named David," she entered the ring for the bout dressed as Chris Jericho, and even wrestled early parts of the match in a very Jericho-esque style, including trying the infamous one-foot pin. After an exciting back-and-forth match, Pamela nearly won with the Paulshocker, but Kimona escaped and nailed a Superkick for the win, becoming the first-ever PWF Women's Champion. Later that evening, she accompanied the Masked Men for their title defense against the Thrillers, wearing nothing but her two title belts, the newly-won Women's Championship and the World Kimona Championship belt Masked Man 1 had made prior to Terminal Solution. After the Masked Men's victory, she began fighting Pamela again, and in the melee, Pamela managed to rip off the top belt, sending Kimona running for cover.

As WrestleFest approached, the world wondered what would be next for Kimona. We all found out when the Perfect Team broadcast their celebration from the Playboy Mansion on Wargames. Kimona was incensed that Chris Jericho had used his tales of "dreams" had by Kimona to gain the sympathy of Hiromi Oshima while at the Mansion. She stormed into Eric Bischoff's office and demanded a match with Jericho, saying she didn't care what it took to get it. The next week, Jericho said that he would only do the match if, should Kimona lose, it was "Bedtime, babay!" In other words, it was time for her to put up or shut up. And that she did, accepting the stipulation to get the match she wanted, a chance to finally get revenge on Jericho. When the match took place, though, the world stood on in shock and awe, as Kimona leaped into Jericho's arms, and Jericho literally laid down for her. The two of them departed the Staples Center for Jericho's "country villa," with Batista himself driving the carriage... as "The Undefeatables."