So you’re wondering, “What is The Freestyle”? “Why is it called The Freestyle”? “Why does this site look so shitty”? Who the fuck are these kids, and what the hell are they talking about?

Well first off, you need to stop fucking asking yourself so many damn questions and chill out. Go take 10 shots of Vodka and light yourself a blunt . Relax and just bare with me.

This site is basically a humor site, chalk full of sarcastic banter! We feature banter coming from the 2 different worlds of Eric and me, Leo. If you take time and read the rants further down, you can tell how different we are. We are just 2 guys speaking our minds to the world and whether or not the rants we wrote have meaning, our purpose for this page is to help us let some steam out of our minds while possibly entertaining you, the viewers.

If you look around on our page, we also have a lot of other delicious treats and teets! We have things on here that will amuse almost everyone! I mean we have things for children, butch lesbians, unicorns, castrated girly men, all sorts of people! This site is kind of like those flex-fit hats that you get from Hat World. Where the hat can fit any shaped and sized head, even those morbidly huge heads you see every once in a while. Like the hats, our site fits almost every type of personality out there, you just have to look deep into it to find what fits you.

Have you ever known anybody that try to give you an opinion on something, but seems to always candy coat shit? They seem to never give it to you straight. They don’t say certain things because they’re scared about how it might effect their image or some bullshit like that. Well we are not like that. We could give a shit about the image we put out. We never candy coat our words to soften the impact. We say whatever the hell we feel, harsh or not. The words we speak are unfastened, and that is our distinctive way. That is why this site is called “The Freestyle”.

Leo's February Ranting.. 2/11/03 Well it's getting pretty close to Valentine's Day. A day where you get to buy pointless bullshit for your girlfriend in hopes of getting laid. Things like teddy bears with potpourri stuffed in their asses. Well good luck guys! I hope that money you spend will get you oral! I remember having a girlfriend on Valentine's Day once. I was cheap as hell. Her gifts from me was some ghetto shit. It was something like a half eaten Subway sandwich and a burnt CD. Very romantic.. I'm quite the "Mista Lova Lova"! You guys should take a lesson from me! Because I saved some money and still got some yum yums! I don't know what my plans are for this very crappy holiday. I don't have anybody to celebrate it with. Probably work and make some money. Maybe I should ask some chicks for their numbers before it's too late! I'll look for some fat chicks. They cook well. Why are guys so afraid of hooking up with fat women? They most likely will always have some food in the fridge. So whenever you have the munchies, there you go! Their bodies are like giant pillows. Just lay on em! They're comfortable! If you get in trouble with the "Po Pos" just lift up a titty and hide under there! They will never suspect the titty. You scared of making love to them? You shouldn't be! Just think of it like your screwing a giant flesh waterbed.. Big women have benefits! All guys should be good and kind to their women. Never kick your girl's ass...Unless you feel threatened..and they start attacking your ass! Then you should just Body Slam them! and give them "People's Elbow"! Just don't hit them. Other than that, let them be. So what if they bitch alot. Girls are suppose to! It's a requirement for them! Especially when it's that PMS time. I just leave their ass alone. Don't say a damn word. They get damn scary. Maybe guys should just buy tampons for their women for Valentine's Day. Tampons and chocolates! Hey it would work! Damn I could make some money with that idea! Like a Valentine's Day PMS gift set. It will include Tampons, chocolates, and Midol. It will come in a box shaped like Oprah's head. Nobody steal my idea! OK, now I'm off the whole Valentine's thing. I'm just going to fill all of you in on what we have planned for this site. Since we almost have all the software and things we need to make a better web site. Eric and I are thinking about buying a domain name or something. I'm pushing to get this site to look less juvenille. For us to do that, we need to get the hell out of this gay ass Angelfire freesite shit, and follow up with what I've just said. It might be a while before we come to that. Hopefully we will get bigger name by doing this. For whoever actually looks at this site and enjoys it, thanx! We need support! Badly!! Until next time.. Always Remember.. Leo Past Rants CaTdAdDY'z First Rant My Thoughts on the Wrestling business today Random Shit By the CaT Thanksgiving and How Hot I am OKC Raw Results 11/26/01 CaTdAdDY Style! High School Dirty Pop..That we can't stop! Everybody Got to look Good these days! More Random Bullshit by CaTdAdDY Buddah Flash Backs..awwww Cracker Please!! The Random Leo.. Women's Valentines Day My Pet Peeves Vol.1 My Pet Peeves Vol.2 Leo's Back!! More Random Leo Thoughts The Evils of Christmas Leo's Side of the Kenneth Story I'm Asian...But not really..

Damn Good Rant. 02/28/03 Bring back any memories? It should dumbass! The Damn Indian returns yet again for another rant. Is it going to be a good one? Are you going to walk away from this thing the same person you were when you came in? I don't know but i do know one thing. It's free so if you don't like it you can kiss my ass. Doesn't that make you feel good? Well on to the rant. I am very sorry to report, for those of you who didn't know, that Mr. Rogers died yesterday. In all seriousness Mr. Rogers is one of the few people whom I have real respect for. He seemed to be a genuinely good person who cared about what he did. There are a lot of bullshit shows out there for kids but his was one of the few i thought were actually good and would want my own child, if I had one, to watch. He seemed to love what he did and for that I take my hat off to him. Goodbye Mr. Rogers. I think the world is a little worse off without you. You'll be missed. I know most of you probably already know that the Anna Nicole show is going to be sticking around for season two. If that fact right there doesn't prove there either isn't a god or he hates us then i don't know what does. What did we do to deserve this. I've watched an episode or two and everytime i turn the channel after it's off I just stare at the screen and try to figure out why my I.Q. just dropped 10 points. I almost want to stab myself in the eyes with saudering irons just so i won't ever have to see that crap again. Oh well, I guess i will just have to rest well in knowing that eventually that show will be cancelled. I just hope it's soon. Well I should be updating the Girls section of the site in the next day or two. It needs an overhaul. Plus it's doesn't have anything about some of the cool girls out there. I know, I know. They are few and far between but they are out there. Just like nice guys. There aren't many but there are a few. I think that might be why Leo and I don't get more dates. We are decent guys and girls don't like that for some reason. If we were assholes we would probably be a lot more popular with the ladies. I might have to try that one of these days. Then I would probably get some tattoos, slick my hair back in a ponytail, buy an old camero and start drinking. I would get all the chicks for sure then. Oh well. I guess I am done for this week. I have heard that I need to start updating the rants more often and maybe I will. Who knows. I will say this though this site has gone far past any of my expectations when Leo and I started this thing. I'm glad it has done as well as it has though. Who knows maybe one day we will have our own site. TheFreestyle.com. Has a nice ring to it. One day. Well the Damn Indian is done for this week. Till next time. Later. Past Indian Rants Valentines day again. Damn it!. A picture of a monkey?? Fuck You!! Yeah thats right!! What makes a man?? Cartoons? How old are we? Masterbate or DIE!!!!! AHHH!!! My family!!! Don't Fuck With Me Now!! The Posse is Back! Custard in the middle east? Just let it go. Damn those kids!! Come back Dave! New Years is a sham! Christmas Rant! Send Me Some Pics! Blair Witch? Random Shit by Eric. Fake Pregnancies? WTF?