Monkeys are cute, but not when it has a turd in its hand.

01/25/03

I wonder who would win in a fight? Him or a meat grinder. Mmmmm monkey burger.


Hey! You! Yeah you! What the hell are you doing here? What did you do wander in here looking for some porn or something? Well sorry but we don't have any of that but you might as well stick around for a rant or two. Who knows you might even like what we have up here. Well probably not but hey it's worth a look right?

Well once again it is time for me to throw up another rant. Yeah I know I'm a little late on the rant but, hey, I don't see any of you assholes doing anything productive either. Oh well. Being productive is highly overrated anyway. I mean why do something worth your time when you could play some plastation or watch stupid ass movies on tv. And what the hell is it with those crappy B movies that come on at like 2 in the morning? I mean you watch the first ten or fifteen minutes or so and then you just keep watching it. You know it sucks and you know you don't really care how it ends but you still watch the whole damn thing wasting a good two hours of your life. What makes us do that? Maybe it's the alien embryos that the government implants in our brains when we are babies. I think thats probably a reasonable explanation.

I was thinking that i want to be stuffed when I die. I mean come on. Think about it. you could lock your children in with their dead stuffed relative. Glass eyes would of course be a must so you could stare at the children with those cold dead eyes and hopefully make them go insane. Insane children are funny. Ahh one day. I can do my part even after I'm dead. Someday my dream will come true.

Well thats it for this weeks rant. I'm tired and can't think of anything else to say. Maybe next time you guys will get a half decent rant. Unfortunately this week your luck turned to shit I guess because this rant sucks donkey balls. Oh well.

Damn Indian a.k.a. Eric saying, "It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. And whoever came up with that saying should be tied down and shit upon by rabid monkeys. Rabid monkeys are fun."