The entire arena....explodes as the music hits, everyone is standing on thier feet, the music can only mean one thing, ICP!!!!! ICP come out together to a 100% Cheers from the fans, ICP nod their head to the music smiling pointing to the fans, Vince drops the mic in sheer shock, ICP walk down the aisle jumping to their own music "Chicken Huntin", King and J.R are confused, ICP slap the hands of all the fans in the aisle. The Crowd who know ICP music chant with the music, "WHO IS GOING CHICKEN HUNTIN????, WE'S GOING CHICKEN HUNTIN!!!! ", WHO IS GOING CHICKEN HUNTIN????, WE'S GOING CHICKEN HUNTIN!!!!,WHO IS GOING CHICKEN HUNTIN????, WE'S GOING CHICKEN HUNTIN!!!! Vince mcmahon stays in place as the ICP get on one turnbuckle each, raising they're hands to the music, the crowd is going crazy, its an unbelievable site, ICP, the creators of the Fed, have returned!!!! ICP are wearing their traditional Dark Lotus Football Jerseys. Violent J gets down and sticks his middle finger in Vince's face and laughs insanely, Vince's expression changes to as if he is going to cry. Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope stand in front of Vince as the music Fades, the crowd can then be heard chanting, ICP, ICP, ICP, ICP, ICP!! ICP look around nodding thier head but then look back at Vince. Vince somehow begins to talk...

VINCE: You....you two... but your not supposed to be here, I, I had your names stricken from the NWA, the name ICP is gone, Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope no longer work for this company!!!!!!

VIOLENT J: WEEEEELLLLL.... ::Huge cheer:: Vincey, not only are you a punk ass muthafucker for stealing our show,Vince face drops, knowing his TNN deal is in jeapordy , and not only are you a butt sniffin, Jerry Lawler pumpin, Good OLE JR ass kissin, homo-faggot...., your also one stupid retarded dumbass, because when you went behind our backs, the ICP, when you went behind our back and stole NWA from us, yeah you took ICP off the NWA roster for good, but you didn't do anything about Gweedo and 3D!!!!! huge cheer as Vince realizes his mistake QUICK NOTE: For those of you who are new, Gweedo and 3D are the alteregos of ICP, who commentate NWA shows. Thats right you dumbmuthafucker, you done fucked up!!!

VINCE: No... this can't be right...

SHAGGY 2 DOPE: Oh its right, its real right bitch boy... 3D and Gweedo are here to commentate this PPV, what nwa show is without us? NO nwa show!! So that means these two punk muthafuckers right here are in our ring...

Just then Violent J clotheslines JR and Shaggy pokes King in the eye, Vince, realizing whats going on, runs for the entrance, Violent J gets King and JR and does the double noggin knocker!! While he did that, Shaggy is getting a table, and sets it up in the ring. Violent J sends JR to the ropes and Shaggy runs around Violent J to execute the Chicken Hunter!!!! (like the 3d, except shaggy does a stunner instead of a diamond cutter) Violent J grabs the top rope and pushes out the ring an unconcious JR with his foot. Violent J then reaches into his pocket and raises up a bottle of GASOLINE. He sprays the table, Shaggy then throws a lit match to the table, its on fire!! Shaggy then picks up king, Violent J sets king up for a powerbomb, ICP hold king in the air, king is shaking his head fast, suddenly, ICP powerbomb him through the FIRE!!!! Violent J almost falls backwards but wraps the ropes around his arms, and Shaggy Jumps up and down to a OHHHHH!!!! from the crowd, then the chanting begins, NWA, NWA, NWA, NWA, NWA-ICP, ICP, ICP, ICP, ICP. The m.e.t's quickly go to king spraying him with an extinguisher. ICP then take off their football jerseys to reveal two cheap suits underneath. They get out the ring and put on the commentation head sets.



VIOLENT J: Hello, hello, hello..., I guess we are on, HELLO Wrestling fans and welcome to our special Mini-PPV-edition, Let me introduce myself, I'm Diamond Donavon Douglass, better known as "Threeeee Deeeee"


SHAGGY 2 DOPE: AAND I'm Handsome Harley Guastella, but to my friends, including you 3D, You can call me Gweedoooooooh.....now some of you muthafuckers watchin might say, who the fuck are these guys?? Well I got your answer bitches, We are tired of see'ing two old ass farts commentating, some fat boy in a cowboy hat and a " used to be cool " guy flirting with each other, what you got here is two guys that will not kiss no ones ass and aren't afraid of cussin....shit man, Haven't I said this before?


3D: That's right, but let's talk about what we have under these table lid, something for JR? wow, they really spoiled these Fat Boy, lets see, some barbecue sauce, pork rinds, cheetos, some pork chops properly greased with extra lard, shit, I wouldn't even tough this....

GWEEDO: Thats nothing 3D, check what King had here in case he got bored, "Teen slut" Magazine, "16 year old blow jobs" Magazine, "Pervert Illustrated" magazine, fuck, theres even lube in here!!! What a sick fuck, hey you, camera man, get this shit outta here!!

MATT HARDY VS THE ROCK

OVERALL SUMMARY: Matt Hardy comes out with Jeff Hardy and Lita, followed by the Rock. The two go at it back and forth until The Rock reverses the Twist of Fate and hits Matt Hardy with the Rock Bottom, Rock pulls his arm pad off and throws it into the crowd for the peoples elbow, but while Rock bounce off the ropes, Jeff distracts the Ref, and Lita does an unbelievable move and jumps off the top rope that Rock is headed to, and executes the Litacanrana. Jeff jumps down and Matt grabs a dazed Rock to execute the Twist of Fate for the one, two three to the immense boos from the crowd.


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