THE ROAD DOGG vs "Y2J" CHRIS JERICHO

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Road Dogg comes out of the wrestler entrance drinking bottled water, he takes a big sip and spits it some water out everytime he does a crotch chop. The crowd is cheering as he makes his way to the ring, he gets in the ring and waits for his Opponent, Y2J.


Suddenly, the Psychotron Video begins to play...




3D: Well its Y2-Wack himself, Chris Saracho..., way too much pyro and technical shit for this guy, obviously this guy is Vince's pocket... I mean Vince's jock strap...

GWEEDO: Yeah, the Skid-row, Poison reject probably kisses Vince's ass profushushly..

Out of nowhere, a huge explosion occurs, and when the smoke clears, there stands Chris Jericho with his arms up like in his video, he turns around quickly and looks around, he then looks behind his shoulder and points at the entrance, out comes Tara Reid smiling with her hands on her hips walking Sexy. Jericho waits as she leads the way and he walks behind her, she stops at the ring apron nodding in approval as Y2J walks up the stairs slowly, he wraps his arm around the top rope and looks into the crowd with an egotistical grin, but then suddenly Road Dogg hits Jericho From behind!!

3D: Chris Jericho was too busy making his entrance look cool to realize that he was going to get bitch slapped

GWEEDO: Well of course 3D, and he was too busy trying to impress that HO Tara Free, free as in shes free for

3D: Gweedo! Look where Flaracho is going..


Jericho falls on the floor as Road Dogg follows him, Jericho walks away stunned sayiing "help me, ehh, help me" , Road Dogg tries to grab Y2J but Y2J gives him a quick poke in the eye. Road Dogg holds his eye as Y2J charges at him with a clothesline! Tara claps as she yells "Get him baby yeah!", Jericho throws Road Dogg back in the ring, while Road Dogg is getting up, Y2J launches himself off the top rope and lands a missile dropkick! Jericho puts his foot on Road Doggs chest as he yells, "C'mon baby!!", then road dogg grabs Y2J's leg and twists it, Y2J spins as he hits the floor, Y2J gets up slowly and Road Dogg waits for him to get up, as he does, Road Dogg starts punching him, he punches him with his right fist three times, dances, does a crotch chop and lands the final left punch. Jericho hits the mat and rolls out the ring. Road Dogg then runs to the opposite turnbuckle and raises his hands to the crowd cheers, Y2J is on the outside, as Tara holds him asking him if hes alright, Jericho then throws his hands up and down as if to say "forget this". Jericho goes to the camera and says: "This is a bunch of crap, I'm a living legend... I don't have to take this, I'm leaving!!" Fans start to Boo as they see what Y2J is doing.

3D: ahh, it looks Y2Hay has had enough, and he's leaving the arena Gweedo...

GWEEDO: Hey hes probably going to go to the back and hug Vince's legs like a bitch! Oh shit, here comes Street Pooch!!

Road Dogg runs at Jericho from behind as he is trying to leave, Tara screams and runs away as Road Dogg grabs Y2J by the hair and leads him back to the ring, Road Dogg then slams Y2J's head onto the Apron, then slides Y2J back in the ring, Y2J is laid up in the middle of the ring. Road dogg then wiggles his legs doing his trademark knee drop, he lands and goes for the cover, 1...2..kick out. Jericho crawls to the ropes again saying "help me, ehhhh, help meh", Road Dogg chokes Y2J on the rope, and then runs to the opposite rope, runs at Y2J, jumps and sits down on the back Y2J's head, then does a strut. The crowd is cheering Road Dogg on. Suddenly, Tara Reid gets in the apron, the referee tells her to get down. Road Dogg pushes the Ref out the way and points his finger in her face talking trash, she talks trash back and goes for a slap! But Road Dogg catches her arm! Y2J comes out of nowhere with a double ax handle to the back as Road Dogg falls down. Jericho then whips him to the rope and hits RD with a flying elbow. Jericho then goes for the walls of jericho! But Road dogg rolls in up!! ONE...TWO...TH, KICK OUT!! They both quickly get up and Road dogg gets Y2J with a japanese arm drag!! They quickly get up again, Road Dogg goes for a clothesline but Jericho ducks and grabs RD from behind and attempts the stroke, but Road Dogg punches Y2J, spins behind him and quickly does the stretch armstrong!!! Road Dogg quickly goes for the pin!! But wait, Tara Reid gets back on the apron distracting the ref, the ref again tells her to get down! But then Road Dogg shoves the ref again and grabs Tara by the Hair, she screams trying to punch him off, Road dogg then pulls his arm back for a punch,while this is all happening, Y2J is trying to get on his feet, Y2J then goes up behind Road Dogg and hits him with a low blow!! He grabs Road Dogg and executes the Stroke!! Y2J looks around and runs over RD's laid out body, jumps off the middle rope, and hits the Lionsault!! He goes for the pin, and as the ref looks at Road Doggs shoulders, Tara grabs Road Doggs feet preventing him from kicking out!! 1...2....3!!! Jericho's Music plays as he quickly rolls out the ring, with Tara smiling and holding him, Y2J raises his arm and holds his head to the emmense boos from the crowd, Road Dogg comes to and pushes the ref out the way and runs after them, seeing him coming, Tara and Y2J both run to the entrance followed by Road Dogg...


GWEEDO: Damn they just stole one from Road Hog, But hes runnin for them..


3D: Nah, well, hes probably runnin for them cause Tara slipped her hand in his pants while she was holding his leg, its true, I saw it...


BIG POPPA PUMP VS JEFF HARDY

"Live for the Moment" by Monster Magnet hits abrubtly as The Hardy Boyz storm out the entrance, but they are walking normally but in a fast and angry pace, they have a confused look on their Face pointing toward the ring and talking trash..., Lita Follows behind concerned...
3D: Oh shit.... I think we got some company Gweedy...

GWEEDO: Yeah I had a feeling this was going to happen 3D...

The Hardyz go right to 3D and Gweedos table, they each get into ICP's face, talking trash, the crowd is cheering extremely loud, because of these teams match history, these two teams were involved in the greatest match of NWA's history, where The Hardyz got the Pin at the end, then a rematch where ICP won, a rubber match never occured. Lita tries to hold Matt back but he pushes her to the side, The Hardyz comments aren't heard because they don't have mics..3D is in Matts face as Gweedo is in Jeff's
3D: what bitch? you don't want none of this again, last time you got your ass burned muthafucker..
GWEEDO: Go wrestle your match you gay bitch, go win your match, don't forget to tie your hair up like a lil pretty school girl...

Just as Shaggy says that, Jeffs throws an elbow to shaggy's face as shaggys falls, jeff gets on top of him punching him, followed by Violent J and Matt fighting also, but just then "Toxicity" by System of A Down plays, the crowd is already going wild because the Hardyz and ICP are going at it, but some turn thier head to the entrance, out runs Poppa Pumpa pump with a steel Pipe, when he reaches the commentation table, he strikes Matt in the shoulder blades with the steel pipe, Matt yells in pain, Poppa Pump grabs matt by the hair and with one arm throws him to the ringpost. Violent J looks at Poppa Pump, then Steiner clotheslines Violent J. Poppa Pump then looks at Shaggy and Jeff, He clobbers Jeff from behind with the Steel Pipe and throws him in the ring, Shaggy luckily is already down and Steiner forgets him and goes for Jeff, the bell rings, the match has no commentation because ICP is down, Midajah is cheering Poppa Pump on as he continues to beat Jeff with his elbow. BPP throws Jeff to the ropes and catches him followed by a belly to belly suplex. Lita is trying to wake up an unconcious Matt on the outside, and Violent J and Shaggy are still down holding their wounds. BPP starts to do push ups and flex his muscles, Midajah is cheering him on, but suddenly Jeff gets up hitting him with forearms, he throws Big Poppa Pump to the ropes followed by a front double foot dropkick, BPP staggers back and hits the corner, Jeff runs at him and hits him with poetry in motion. But as Jeff tries to continue hitting Big Poppa Pump , Big Poppa Pump grabs Jeff and throws him to the corner, he hits him hard and picks him up for the Top Rope somoan drop, and executes it! Both men are down, suddenly the crowd starts to cheer as Lita gets on the top turnbuckle, but, Midajah gets on the opposite top turnbuckle! They both launch at the same time, Lita gets Big Poppa Pump in the Litacanrana, and Midajah gets Jeff with a flying body press! The crowd is going insane, as the two men are down, the two ladies notice each other and get into a cat fight!!! Lita gets the better of the fight because she is taller, Lita grabs her in a frontface headlock and executes the Twist of Fate!! Midajah rolls out the ring, Steiner notices this and charges at Lita, but out of no where Matt pushes Lita out of the way and takes the clothesline meant for her, Steiner then looks at lita, but then Jeff grabs Big Poppa Pump's head and gets him in a faceplant, in cat like reflexes Jeff jumps to the top rope and quickly executes the Swanton Bomb!! He goes for the cover but out of nowhere Violent J innterupts the count, Lita grabs Violent J in anger, but while this is all happening, the Ref is trying to get Violent J and Lita out the ring, but Shaggy got the steel pipe BPP brought to the ring and Hits Jeff in the back of the head, Lita notices this and tries to run over to help, but Violent J grabs her by the waist, as she is trying to release his grip, J's hands go up to her chest, the crowd laughs and cheers, Lita looks down in disgust and turns around to slap J in the face, J goes through the ropes, and midajah grabs lita by the leg and drags ger to the outside. Shaggy left the ring and got back to the commentation table. Big Poppa Pump gets up and grabs the unconcious Jeff and locks on the Steiner Recliner, The Ref notices Jeff is out and calls for the bell, its over, the bell rings.
GWEEDO: huff..huff... there you have it ladies, gentlemen, and Juggalos, Big Poppa Pump is the fucking winner!! Now if my partner would get back here and do his job...here man, put this shit back on...
3D: huff..huff.. I would like to say one thing....they are fake...but they are fabulous!!


Poppa Pump is celebrating in the ring, but then the crowd goes insane as out of the crowd, in his street clothes, comes Rob Van Dam!! RVD has a chair in his hand as he slides in the ring, Steiner turns around and RVD throws the chair at him, Steiner catches it, and RVD executes the Vandaminator!! The crowd goes OHHH!! Poppa Pump is out, RVD points to his face talking trash, then RVD looks up and around the arena, then does his trademark taunt, as the crowd says with him "Rob, Van, Dam"....

GWEEDO: Shit...looks like Vince signed RVD to NWA...
3D: Yeah but why the fuck he attack Poppa Pump...

The screen fades out as a commercial for the next Thursday Night Terror is shown and at the end of the commercial it says "but what channel is it going to be on?..., shit I dunno".


After that, the Hardyz are seen leaving the building, and they are pissed, somethings are heard from them like "this is a bunch of crap", "we got screwed for the last time", and "Vince better explain this shit!". They get in the car, the three of them, and speed off, screeching their tires...

S.T.H CONTINUES..