Stone Cold Steve Austin VS The Undertaker

[ In tercontinental Title Casket Match ]

As the Glass Shatters, the crowd gets on thier feet and cheer loudly, the crowd chants "What? What? What?" , Stone Cold comes out with a evil grin and a mean stare walking towards the ring with spray paint in his hand, he gets in and looks around and gets on a turnbuckle raising his hands with his middle fingers, he does this on each of the four turnbuckles, cameras flicker everywhere, when he gets down he looks down at the black casket, he can be seen saying "what?", then he gets out of the ring and looks at the casket, with a grin he spray paints "WHAT??" in white on top of the casket, the crowd laughs and cheers as he gets back in the ring, he throws the spray paint away then he puts his back on the corner looking at the entrance.



Limp Bizkits "Rollin" is heard, and Undertakers Motorcycle is heard, he drives it all around the ring side, Austin is watching him waiting for him to get in the ring. Undertaker parks it by the aisle way and gets off, he walks all around ring side to the casket, he looks at the "WHAT??" with a mean stare but then he rubs the casket remembering his past battles. Taker then gets in the ring and raises his hand to the crowd. Austin Just waits for the music to fade and the bell to ring...


3D: This is it, after tonight, we'll have a fuckin IC champion...

GWEEDO: These guys gotta settle a score and its gonna happen here

Once the music stops and the bell rings, Austin starts to punch Taker, but taker comes back with one and they start trading blows, finally austin hits taker twice and then repeadetly, with the crowd yelling "what, what, what, what, what" , finally Austin hits taker with a hard punch and taker goes down, austin gives taker the middle finger and hits him with an elbow. Austin then picks Taker up and tries the stunner, when he does, Taker pushes him off and as austin bounces back, Taker Catches Austin with a big boot. Taker then picks up austin by his throat, taker then goes for a punch but austin ducks and grabs takers arm sending him to the ropes, when taker comes back austin execute the spinebuster! Austin rolls taker towards the casket and drops him in, as he tries to close it, Taker blocks it with his arm, Austin repeately tries to close it, finally Taker punches the Lid open and when he does it catches Austin in the mouth, the crowd goes "OHHH" as austin flies back to the middle of the ring. Taker gets out and gets in the ring, Austin charges at him but Taker kicks him in the midsection, and sets him up for the last ride! when he lifts austin, he executes it!! But taker gets on one knee in pain because of arm...

3D: damn Taker's arm is fucked up, he couldve had this match..

GWEEDO: I think Taker can still pull this shit off..



Taker tries to roll austin but the pain is extreme, but he finally gets him in, but when he tries to close it, austins fist comes out of nowhere and catches taker in the mouth, he punches taker more time with the crowd chanting "what what what what" and finally, Austin hits him hard and Taker flies through the ropes to inside of the ring, Austin gets on the apron and taker charges at him for a punch, Austin ducks and grabs taker and does the stunner but with Takers throat hitting the rope!! Austin starts talking trash while getting in the ring and catches Taker with another elbow. Taker crawls to the corner and sits there, Austin just stomps on him with the crowd saying "what what what what". Austin picks Taker up and throws him to the ropes, but Undertaker ducks the clothesline and comes back with a flipping clothesline, the crowd cheers as Taker signals for the last ride again....but the crowd gets on their feet as Chris Jericho walks out the entrance with an arrogant look and grin on his face, he is wearing his pink Y2J suit on.

3D: What is this Flamer doing out here..?

GWEEDO: I've heard Taker and Austin been talkin shit about Y2Pink and Y2homo is not happy 3D..

Taker notices Y2J and Tara Reid at the entrance, he starts to talk trash to them, Y2J just grins and points behind Taker, Austin then waits for Taker to turn around a jumps on him, lou thesz press!! Austin Punches and Punches, in the meanwhile Y2J walks down the aisle followed by Tara Reid, Austin throws Taker towards the Ropes where the casket is, he follows quickly behind and when Taker turns around, Austin clotheslines Taker over the ropes and into the casket!! Meanwhile Jericho notices the IC title on the table and grabs it, he looks at it and smiles, Austin notices and when he tries to go after him, Taker grabs Austin and they are both in the casket! Both men trade blows wile standing in the casket, but then Austin kicks taker and... STUNNER!! Taker is laid out in the casket, Austin slowly climbs out and stands on the apron to close the casket, but out of no where Jericho flies towards austin and hits him with the IC title in the back of the head, Austin leans forward but holds on to the top rope, when a dazed austin faces Jericho, an angered Jericho hits him clean in the face, Austin then falls backward as the back of his head hits the lid thats opened!! Jericho then closes the casket?! The Ref looks around confused and calls for the bell, its over?!Br>

GWEEDO: What the fuck, who is the winner..?


3D: That blonde haired ho just costed us a champion..!



Jericho just laughs and leaves the ring with the title! Tara Reid smiles and rubs the belt, The ref is looking around confused, and whispers into the announcers ear, "DUE TO INTERFERENCE BY Y2J, THIS HAS BEEN RULED A NO CONTEST...!" Jericho turns around and raises the belt as if its his, suddenly the lid flies open and Taker stands up! He is pissed and gets out of the casket running after Jericho, Jericho and Tara then leave with the title followed by Taker! Austin is still knocked out in the casket...



GWEEDO: Man Jericho just stole the NWA IC title..


3D: But he better run or Taker is going to make him his bitch and he'll probably like it!


Justin Credible VS Kane

[ Number one Contender Match for World Title ]

Justin Credible's theme hits as he walks out with an arrogant walk, he has the singapore cane in his hand, the crowd is standing and some are clapping from respect. He gets in the ring and gets on the middle rope and raises the cane to camera flickering...suddenly the entrance explodes with Red Fire, as Kane walks out pulling on his black glove, Credible shows no fear telling him to come on, Kane gets in the ring and Credible quickly starts to hit him with the cane as he tries to get in the ring, credible keeps hitting him until finally Kane catches the cane with his bare hand, he takes the cane and snaps it over his knee, credible looks around and starts to beg off...
3D: Holy fuck, one of our old homies Kane, you know when you piss him off your done fucked up...

GWEEDO: Yeah Credible is Probably shittin bricks right about now

Kane then walks towards Credible, Credible throws a punch but Kane catches his punch with his fist! Credible gets angry and throws another punch with his other hand, but Kane catches than one too! Kane just looks at Credible and tilts his head, Credible can be heard yelling "Fuck you!" and he kicks Kane between the legs, the crowd yells "OHHHH" as Kane bends over, Justin Credible does his patented spinning DDT. As credible gets up and raises his hand celebrating, Kane raises up, Credible gets frustrated and does a dropkick knocking Kane back down. Credible then gets out of the ring and gets a chair, The ref tries to stop him from getting in the ring but Credible just kicks the ref then lays him out with the chair!!
3D: Holy Fuck, this guy is too crazy, that ref was jus doing his fuckin job
GWEEDO: Shut up 3d, this is NWA bitch, Credible has the perfect mentality for this fucking fed, the only way you can last in this bitch is to be a little insane..

Kane gets back up but Credible Hits him with a piercing chair shot!! Kane just walks backward! Credible gets really frustrated and goes for another swing but Kane ducks, turns around, and gives Credible a Big Boot with Credible holding the chair in front of his Face! Kane grabs Credible by the throat and picks him up from a laying position to a chokeslam!!! Kane goes for the coverm but a ref from the back has to run in the ring, he slides in and counts....1....2...Kick out! Kane then gets on the top turnbuckle, as Credible gets up, Kane lauches and nails the flying clothesline! Kane goes for another cover..1....2....Kick out!
GWEEDO: Credible kicked out again, if that was anybody else this shit would've been over...
3D: I don't think Kane is fuckin finished, look!!


Kane goes on the outside and gets two tables and slides them in the ring. He gets back in and signals that its over, suddenly the lights go out with an orange hue...heartbeats are heard..and this is shown on the PsychoTron








Suddenly an orange explosion occurs at the entrance, and Cypress Hill's "Just another Victim" plays... the crowd cheers as they and Kane wait for Tazz to show his face...but then the lights come back on and Tazz is behind Kane in the ring!!!! The crowd cheers and Kane doesn't know whats going on... suddenly Tazz jumps up and gets Kane in the Tazzmission, Kane falls onto one knee, with all this happening, Justin Credible looks on with a sadistic grin, Kane is getting weaker, and the ref is trying to pull of the insane Tazz, Tazz lets go as Kane falls down on his stomach, Tazz then goes and sets up the tables kane got, he puts one the corner so that it is slanted, and puts a second one at the opposite corner, The crowd is boo'ing because he is helping credible, Tazz looks around and gives them the finger. Kane suddenly gets up and grabs Tazz by the throat, but out of nowhere justin credible leaps and hits kane over the head with a second singapore cane he had under the ring. Kane weakens and Tazz grabs Kane for a Head and arm suplex, Tazz does a test lift, then with incredible strength, he executes the suplex through a table!!!! The crowd goes "OHOHOOHOHHHHHH!!!" , "NWA, NWA, NWA!!" , Tazz gets up and hes not finished, he grabs the unconcious body of Kane, and slaps on the Tazzmission again, but this time he moves backwards towards the second table, he lifts Kane back up and executes a TAZZMISSION PLEX through the table!!! The crowd is just in shock now, but the members of the audience who like people in pain are clapping and loving it, the rest are just in shock. Credible laughs giving Kane his own version of his crotch chops, Tazz laughs lightly with him, then Tazz leaves the ring and raises his arms to the immense boo's, Credible points at Tazz with a grin and Tazz points back. After Tazz leaves, Credible looks at Kane, Kane is not moving, at all. The Ref is begging Credible to pin him, but credible shoves the ref to the side and picks Kane up, and somehow, Credible tries to lift Kane for a Thats Incredible, Credible has problems lifting him because of kanes size, but somehow he does and when he does, he does and ugly looking Thats Incredible, but it doesnt matter because Kane was already unconcious. Credible puts his foot on Kanes chest and raises the cane, the ref does a quick three count to end this carnage.. Credible then puts Kane on his stomach and reaches for his mask, he takes it off and puts it on the end of his Kendo stick, he gets out of the ring and leaves to his theme music to the immense boos from the crowd, and E.M.T army runs to the ring where a laid out Kane is, the E.M.T's surround Kane.....The camera then switches to a shocked Gweedo and 3D


GWEEDO: ....damn......what kind of shit was that 3D? I mean We in NWA glorify Hardcore, but damn, they couldve killed Kane... this makes what we did to old man pervert awhile ago look like a slap on the fuckin wrist..
3D: Who says kane aint dead?? I didn't see his ass moving, and what the fuck does Tazz gotta do with this shit, I can't believe this, first RVD, then Tazz... Vince is really spendin his money, and I hope his dumb ass is happy, cause we probably lost one of our best contenders....


GWEEDO: Well of course we lost a contender, Kane is ONLY a former world champion, and this is some fucked up shit, and the more I see this shit in the ring the more I get fuckin pissed... we are supposed to be unbiased and shit, but damn, I'm not going to lie, Kane was one of our good friends, and he was the one who let us knew what Vince was doing with our fed..
3D: Well,... I dunno where are fucking going now... the M.E.T's are gettin Kane out of the ring as we speak, and the reason we are not showin that shit is outta respect for Kane, he wore that mask for a reason and now Credibitch got it...well some nerd from the back is tellin me we are going to a commercial before our main event....


The screen fades out as the commercial for NWA the Volume 2 is shown. It says "Coming Soon"

S.T.H CONTINUES..