WE'RE BAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!
5/31/02-Live from Seattle, WA in the Key Arena!!!
Tonight's Line-up:
Dark Matches
Tristram Vs Alex Von Kraven, Carrion Vs Chris Thomas, No Holds Barred Women's Title Match: Pandora (Champion) Vs Kammy Vs "Deadly Candy" Alyssa Sanders Vs Misty , NFWA Tag Team Title: The Blood Hounds (Champions) Vs The World Class Superstars , Shark Vs Kaos, Surprise Match
(The new NFWA logo appears on screen then slowly fades into the darkness. The camera cuts to the locker room area, and focuses on a huge red door with the Angelfire logo on the front)

VJ: Fans, we're live from Seattle, and there you see the Angelfire dressing room. They are in the house, they've been behind closed doors all day long, and nobody knows why. What is Angelfire up to? What to they have planned here tonight?!?!?

(The NEW FNS theme song/opening video plays on screen, and the camera opens up to the sold out Air Canada Center, where blue pyro rockets flare up at ringside and race up the entrance ramp, where blue and red pyro blasts go off at the edge of the stage. When the pyro stops, the camera pans the crowd, where fans are cheering and holding up signs such as "Psyko Ho", "IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME YOU GUYS GOT BACK!", "Alyssa loves Urkel", and "Ice Cube raped my sign!". The camera then cuts down to ringside, where Vince Johnson and Kevin Taylor are seated at the commentary table)

VJ: Ladies and gentlemen...WE ARE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! From the sold out Key Arena in Seattle...tonight, the one month layoff comes to an end!! The mothership has returned! Ladies and gentlemen, WELCOME TO THE FRIDAY NIGHT SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!! Vince Johnson alongside Kevin Taylor and Kevin...I'm so happy to be back...I'm almost glad to see you!

KT: Oh yes, Vinnie! It's great to be back where I belong, as the #1 Broadcast Journalist in the biz...this is gonna be such a huge night, VJ! Huge!

VJ: Yes indeed. We've got a huge Tag Team Championship match scheduled as the reigning champions, the Blood Hounds, do battle with the #1 contenders and former champions, the World Class Superstars! And as we all know, there's definitely some bad blood between the Blood Hounds and Angelfire.

KT: Oh yes, Vince Johnson, but that's not all. See...as always, the boys in the locker room...they've been talking, and as it turns out, the problems between the Blood Hounds and the Superstars might not be the issue, but, rather, the bad blood T Money and Stevo have with one another!

VJ: Well...I've heard that rumor too. There's talk all over the backstage area that Stevo and T Money haven't been seeing eye to eye as of late...

KT: Haven't been seeing...(scoffs) Vince, that's an understatement! See...I heard that T Money and Psyko Stevo DESPISE ONE ANOTHER!

VJ: They do not!

KT: Yessir they do! Stevo is seething with jealousy because his partner is going on to SlamFest to face the Universal Champion! As a matter of fact...things are so bad between these two, that it could all explode right here tonight!!! That would be great, Veej!

VJ: Hopefully that will not be the case...but what I wanna know is, what the hell Angelfire's up to? Tina, Firestorm and Angelfire have been behind closed doors all day long! No one knows what they've been talking about...

KT: Whoa, whoa, Veej! Why are you so nosy? They're allowed to have their privacy, aren't they?

VJ: The hell they are. I've got a funny feeling...I...I just wanna know...

***BUZZZZZZ!!!!!! BUZZZZZZ!!! BUZZZZZZ!!! BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!***

(The arena lights drop, a HUGE RED pyro blast goes off on stage, and "You Gets No Love (remix)" by Faith Evans feat. G.Dep hits the PA system. Throbbing red and pink spotlights shine on stage, and the crowd boos wildly as Tina walks out onto the stage followed by Firestorm, "Deadly Candy" Alyssa Sanders, Sewaside, The World Class Superstars, and a few Angelfire suits. They start down the entrance ramp to ringside, with the Superstars taunting a few of the ringside fans in the background before they all climb into the ring. Tina walks towards the main camera, raises her arms into the air and red sparks fire down from the lighting truss. The music dies down, Firestorm calls for a mic, and loud chants of "She's got Herpes ***CLAP, CLAP, CLAP CLAP CLAP***" echo throughout the arena.)

KT: Vince...you would think these Seattle fans would have the common decency to show the great Angelfire some damn respect!

VJ: Well...they've been behind closed doors since they arrived earlier this afternoon...and now...perhaps we're gonna find out what exactly they've been up to! What Angelfire has up it's collective sleeve...

KT: These people are gonna keep on and Tina's gonna shut thing down for another month! 2 months if she's feeling nasty!

VJ: That would be a travesty. Tina's got the mic...maybe we're gonna find out what's going on with this Joanie situation...

Tina: (sly smile) So...THE NFWA IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!! (Crowd goes WILD!!!) Yeah...I hope you all are happy!! (giggles) Man! Seattle...you all need to get down on your hands and knees and thank the Lord almighty himself that the NFWA is ALIVE AND WELL!!!! (Crowd pops) Yeah...thank him...because if it was up to me, this cesspool of a fed would've been shut down a looooong time ago!!!!!! (The crowd boos WILDLY)

VJ: What an evil human being!

Tina: Yeah...I wanted this fed to just roll over and die, but ya know...my wants really don't matter. Facts are what really matters, and here's another one for ya! See...tonight...LIVE from Seattle, WA...the May 31, 2002 edition of the Friday Night Slam will be YET ANOTHER ANGELFIRE NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

(The crowd boos wildly in the background. The camera focuses on a sign in the crowd reading "TINA SHUT UP!" before cutting back to the ring, where Alyssa Sanders has the mic)

Alyssa: Seattle, Seattle! Why all the booing? Why the anger? Why the hostility? (laughs) You people should be happy...you should be having the time of your lives, because you see...right here tonight, Angelfire is gonna bring something back to wrestling that has been lacking for quite some time now...and that's class...honor and respectability! We're gonna singlehandedly clean up all of the trash that has been filling the NFWA since day one...starting tonight with the biggest piece of trash of them all...yes, Kammy, I'm talking about you. (Crowd pops) Yeah, you people cheer for Kammy. This woman has to be without a doubt the lowest form of scum ever to grace a wrestling ring. I mean...she's completely worthless in the ring...she has no wrestling talent whatsoever. In fact, Kammy's only got one talent that I know of...and judging from the goofy looking grins on half of your faces, I wouldn't be surprised if most of you guys had experienced it first hand before the start of the show.

VJ: Aww c'mon!!

KT: What? It's the truth. The boys in the back say Kammy's had more hands on her than a doorknob!

VJ: She has not! I apologize for those comments...

Alyssa: Yeah...and you know, it's not like the other two are much better. I mean...you've got the Champion...Pandora...a woman who, if I'm not mistaken, was sent to the damn funny farm for God's sake! I mean...she's a loon...she's insane! A person like that has absolutely no place in this business, much less holding a title. And Misty...(smirks) please! These 3 women...these girls just go to show you just how far our Women's division has fallen! But folks, don't worry, because after tonight, that's all going to change! After tonight, you will have a Women's Champion that you can be proud of! A woman of class! A woman with dignity! A woman that doesn't have to sleep around just to get some attention...(crowd boos) oh sure, you people can boo now. With the crap that's been forced onto you guys over the past 2 years, I'd almost expect you to. But mark my words...right here tonight, I WILL become for the 3rd time the NFWA Women's Champion, and like it or not, you will LEARN to love it!

(The crowd boos once again as Alyssa passes the mic to DJP. He smiles, turns towards the main camera and raises the mic towards his lips. However, before he can speak, LOUD chants of "DJPussy" break out over the arena. He turns towards the crowd in disgust)

DJP: You people...(chants get louder) you know...(chants continue) SHUT UP!!!!!!! (LOUD BOOS)

KT: These idiots should be ashamed of themselves, Johnson! This has gotta be the most disrespectful crowd I've ever seen!

VJ: DJP...he looks livid. Later on tonight, he and Kerrboski meet the Blood Hounds for the Titles...

DJP: With people like you ignoramuses, I wouldn't blame Tina for shutting down the fed if she did! (more boos) Shut up! See, you people can badmouth me...you can call me names, but like Tina said, tonight is an Angelfire night! And tonight, me and 'Boski are gonna prove exactly why we are World Class Superstars...and exactly why we are the #1 tag team in NFWA history when we like...TOTALLY annihilate those two chumpstains Psyko Stevo and T Money to become (counts on fingers) 1...2...NO! 3 TIME Tag Team Champions!!! YEAH!! (more boos)

Kerrboski: Yeah! I mean...it's not like Stevo and T Money actually have a chance at beating us! They can't even get along with each other from what I hear.

DJP: That is so, true 'Boski! I mean,good God, the way these two have been acting lately, I dunno whether it's us Vs Them or them Vs each other!

Kerrboski: I've got bets on Stevo! He would TOTALLY kick T Money's ass!

DJP: What, are you mental?! Stevo like...so can't hold a candle to T Money!

Kerrboski: Hmm...well, you may be right about that. I mean, it's not like Stevo's exactly the toughest guy walking the face of the earth.

DJP: Or the smartest.

Kerrboski: Ha! He couldn't even SPELL "smart". But even the biggest idiot can see the outcome of this match, and that's that me and you are absolutely, positively gonna walk outta this stinkhole of a town the undisputed Tag Team Champions, and Angelfire is gonna be on top of the world, baby! YEAH!

(Kerrboski high fives DJP, then Firestorm, then Alyssa, and finally Tina as the crowd boos in the background)

VJ: The World Class Superstars obviously trying to cause some dissention between T Money and Stevo.

KT: What dissention is there to cause? The guys hate one another.

VJ: Well...I really don't know whether or not that's the case, but for their sake, I hope they're able to get themselves together before this match even takes place.

Tina: (takes the mic from Kerrboski) Ya know...just looking at and listening to you guys...there's no doubt in my mind that Angelfire's on top of the world. I mean...we are the All-Stars of the NFWA!!!! I mean...we've got the brains...we've got the talent...we've got the beauty...and most important of all...WE'VE GOT THE POWER!!!!!!!!! The power to rule this damn fed!!!!! The power to crush the NFWA and everyone in the palm of our hand! You see...tonight is a new beginning for the NFWA...the beginning or THE END, that is! (crowd boos) Mark my words, Seattle...mark my words! Nothing is gonna stand in our way...and we will not stop until the NFWA is 6...feet...DEEP!!!!!!!!!!!

(Tina glares into the camera with a look of intensity as the crowd continues to boo in the background. Suddenly, a HUGE pyro blast goes off on stage as "Supergirl" starts up over the PA system)

VJ: Hey wait a minute!!!!! Folks...that's...THAT'S DIAMOND'S MUSIC!!! THAT'S DIAMOND'S MUSIC...AND THAT'S DIAMOND!!!!!!! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...DIAMOND IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: What?! What the heck...wha...where...what is she doing here, Johnson! She's not supposed to be here!!!!

VJ: We haven't seen or heard from Diamond since last month when she was assaulted by Tina! Diamond...she was pregnant at the time, and unfortunately lost the baby as a result of that attack...and I can guarantee that she's not happy about that.

KT: Well Vince, you truly are master of the obvious, but Diamond has no one to blame for that but herself! Not Joanie! Not Tina! It was her own damn fault for...

VJ: Will you give me a break?! Diamond...she's got a mic...

(The music dies down, the lights return to normal and chants of "Diamond, Diamond" echo throughout the arena. Diamond raises the mic towards her lips and begins to speak)

Diamond: So is that right, Tina? You've got the power to crush the NFWA in the palm of your hand? (laughs) Tina...Tina...do you even realize the kinda pain you've put me through over the last month? I mean...I'll never forget the look on Panther's face when I told him that I was pregnant! I'll never forget the feeling...(sniffles) I've never seen him so happy, Tina. That baby...that baby was the best thing to happen to us Tina...and because of you and that bitch of a sister of yours, that's all been taken away! (begins to tear up) Tina...you can talk all of this garbage about crushing the NFWA, but lemme tell you something! What you did last month goes beyond the NFWA!!!! THIS IS MY LIFE WE'RE TALK ABOUT!!! This is Panther's life...this was our child's life...and it was a life that you destroyed!!!!!!! And for that...Tina...I promise I'm gonna make you pay!! I am gonna make you suffer more than...(starts to break down)

KT: Can we get some security out here?

VJ: This thing...as if it wasn't personal between Diamond and Tina before, it's damn sure personal now! And what about Joanie...where the hell does she stand in this whole situati--

KT: HEY WAIT A MINUTE! SOMEBODY STOP HER!!!

VJ: Diamond heading down to the ring!!! Diamond's gonna get a piece of Tina right here!!!!

(Diamond rushes down the ramp towards ringside, but stops dead in her tracks when she's surrounded by Angelfire. The crowd boos in the background, and random "Panther" chants begin to break out across the arena)

Tina: Diamond...good GOD! I always knew you were stupid, but lemme clue you in on something, girl. See...as much as I loved beating the hell outta you last month in Toronto...as much pleasure as I took out of putting that brat of yours out of its misery...the only thing I'd love to see even more would be for your ass to be killed with it! And if you're not careful...ya know, as a matter of fact, why not have that dream become a reality! Guys...

VJ: What the hell does she mean by that...oh wait a damn minute now! Angelfire advancing on Diamond...

KT: She had no business coming out here, Veej! She brought this all on herself...

VJ: Damn it...Firestorm, Deadly Candy...Sewaside...the Superstars...they're all ganging up on Diamond! C'mon now..don't do this, damn it!!! Don't do...

KT: IT'S ICE CUBE!!!!!!!!!

VJ: WHAT THE...ICE CUBE!!!!!!!!!! ICE CUBE COMING TO THE AID OF DIAMOND WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR!!!!!!!!!

KT: What the...what is he doing here??!?!

VJ: The ULTIMATE Champion is here...and look at Angelfire!!!! All of a sudden the tough guys don't look so tough!! All of a sudden the All-Stars have got a taste of the limbertail!!!

KT: Really, Veej! This isn't right at all! This was between Diamond and Tina! It has nothing to do with him!

VJ: Ice Cube...we've got officials out here to break up this situation! Ice Cube able to arrive out here before any damage could be done to Diamond...oh my goodness, folks! What a volitile situation we've got on our hands! Fans...we've gotta take a commercial break!!! Don't go away!

(Officials attempt to usher Diamond and Ice Cube back to the locker room as the screen fades to commercial)

****Commercial*****

(When the break ends, the scene opens in the locker room, where we see Diamond and Ice Cube arguing with officials)

VJ: Fans, we're back, and just before the commercial break it almost exploded between Diamond and Tina. Last month, Tina killed Diamond's unborn child, tonight she came back for revenge, and folks, I just got word over my headset that she's gonna get it! Get this...right here tonight...Diamond and Tina will go 1 on 1...

KT: What?!?!?!

VJ: That's right! Diamond and Tina...1 on 1 here tonight on the Slam!!! It's all gonna come to a head, and personally I hope Diamond sends Tina straight to hell!!!!!!!!!!!

(The camera cuts to the Angelfire VIP room, where the group is standing around talking)

Alyssa: I can't believe that bitch! Who does she think she is...

Tina: You know what...don't even worry about Diamond! I'll handle her tonight once and for all! The rest of you guys...just make sure that NOTHING goes wrong tonight! (deep breath) I don't want what happened out there with Ice Cube to happen again! Anybody...I don't care who it is! Anybody you think is gonna interfere with our plans tonight, I want them taken out! Ya hear me? T Money, Stevo, Cube! I don't give a damn! Nobody...ya hear me? NOBODY'S gonna stop this from being an Angelfire night! Ya hear me?

Firestorm: Yeah.

Tina: Good! Now get to work!

(Firestorm, the Superstars, Sewaside, and Alyssa all leave the room as Tina takes a seat on the sofa. The camera cuts out to ringside for the first match)

Tristram Vs Alex Von Kraven

("The Oddities" by ICP hits the PA system and the fans give a mild pop as Alex Von Kraven walks out onto the stage and heads down the entrance ramp to the ring. He climbs upon the ring apron, steps over the top rope and raises his arms into the air )

VJ: Well, ladies and gentlemen...we're just about ready for our 1st match of the night. There you see newcomer Alex Von Kraven...and Kevin, this man is a monster!

KT: Yes he is, Vinnie. AVK is a big man, but it's like the old adage says, the bigger they are, the harder they fall!

VJ: Well folks, that could very well be the case. This is Kraven's debut match here in the NFWA...let's see how he fares against the reigning Light Heavyweight Champion! Here we go...

(Suddenly, the lights go black and "Tear Away" by Drowning Pool hits the PA system. Smoke pours out from the locker room and red lights swarm the arena as Tristram walks out onto the stage with the Light Heavyweight Title draped over his shoulder. He looks into the crowd, smiles, and starts down the entrance ramp towards the ring. He slides under the bottom rope, raises his title belt into the air and the crowd pops in the background. The music dies down, the lights return to normal, and referee Alan Cooper calls for the bell)

Ding Ding Ding!!!

VJ: Well there's the bell, and this one is officially underway. Tristram going 1 on 1 with newcomer Alex Von Kraven, and Kevin...when speaking of Tristram, your thoughts have to come to Darkest Desires...who was badly injured last month after being run down by Joanie in that car...our thoughts and prayers are with her.

KT: Speak for yourself, Vinnie. Desires was a victim of a little something us educated people like to call karma! What goes around comes around...and besides, it wasn't Joanie's fault that the witch just happened to be standing in front of her car like that...

VJ: Stop it! This situation with Joanie gets more complicated by the moment as Tristram and Kraven lock up in the center of the ring.

KT: I don't see the logic of this by Tristram...SEE!!!!

VJ: Oh! Kraven shoving the Light Heavyweight Champ hard to the mat...and I'll have to agree with you there, Kevin. Tristram can't match power with Kraven.

KT: Yes, Vince Johnson! And maybe if you agree with me more often, you won't look like such a complete buffoon every week.

(The camera cuts backstage, where we see "Fate" Matt Siteman watching the match on a monitor)

VJ: Right...backstage, there you see newcomer Matt Siteman. One of the many newcomers signed during the recent break...and I'm sure he has his sights set on Tristram and the Light Heavyweight Title...oh! Back to the action, now...Tristram back to his feet...KRAVEN WITH A HARD RIGHT TO THE TEMPLE!!! Tristram sent staggering back into the buckle...and Kraven charges in with a knee lift to the gut of Tristram!! And another one...and...good lord! Tristram being absolutely mauled in the corner by Alex Von Kraven!

KT: See Vince...I knew you Canadians were stupid, but even Tristram should be smart enough to know not to step in the ring with someone the size of Kraven!

VJ: Please...let's not start that nonsense again. Irish whip by Kraven...Tristram across the ring AND GOES CRASHING HARD OFF THE BUCKLE!!!!!!!

KT: OOH! Did you hear that?!

VJ: Hell yeah I did! That sound of twisted metal off the back of the Light Heavyweight Champion! And watch Kraven now...he charges in at Tristram---HE MOVED!!!!!!!! Alex Von Kraven goes crashing hard into the buckle...and ladies and gentlemen, this could the time!!! This could be Tristram's time to capitalize!

KT: Well if he wants to win this thing, he needs to get off of his butt and do something.

(The camera cuts back to Siteman backstage)

VJ: Well...there you see Siteman again...you can only wonder what's going through his mind---OH WAIT JUST A MINUTE!!!!!!!! THAT'S...

KT: WHO THE HECK?!?!?

VJ: That's Drake Stone!!!

KT: Who?!

VJ: This masked man!!! Drake Stone doing a number on Matt Siteman! What is the meaning of this?! What is...oh no! Don't do that! Don't....NOOOOOOOO!!!!! POWERBOMB ON THE CONCRETE!!!!!!!!!!! MATT SITEMAN...DAMN IT, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?!?!

KT: (laughing) I...don't ask me, Veej! I'm just here to call the matches.

VJ: Matt Siteman has been absolutely layed out backstage...my God!

(As officials rush the room to pull Stone off of Siteman, the camera cuts back to ringside, where Tristram is hammering away on Kraven in the ring)

KT: Well no use crying over spilled milk, Veej! Call the match! Call it!

VJ: Tristram has the upper hand here...right hand catches Kraven right on the money...once again has the big man rocking...OH! Rake at the face by Kraven stops Tristram dead in his tracks! Kraven goes for the lariat...couldn't connect! Tristram hits off the ropes...Kraven turns around...AND WALKS RIGHT INTO A TREMENDOUS SPINNING HEEL KICK!!!!!!!!! Cover that man!! Cover him...1...2...NO!!! Kraven just getting the shoulder up before the count of 3!

KT: Any word on what's going on back there with Stone?

VJ: I have no clue whatsoever! He was just absolutely assaulted by this...Drake Stone, whoever he is! And now watch Tristram...Tristram headed up top...he's gonna take a risk here...Kraven back to his feet...watch Tristram--AWWW HE GOT CAUGHT!!!!!!!!

KT: HAHA!!!!

VJ: Tristram came off the top with the high risk attempt, but Kraven caught him by the throat!! That huge right hand wrapped around the throat of Tristram...CHOKESLAM DRIVES HIM THROUGH THE MAT!!!!!!!!!! That is all!!! That has gotta be all!!!

KT: You know, for once Vince Johnson, you've finally said something right! There's no way Tristram can recover from that, and...hey wait a darn minute!

VJ: What the...that's Stone! Drake Stone...he's coming out here! Why in God's name is he headed out here?

KT: I don't even know, and I'm the smartest man in the game...uh oh.

VJ: Stone...the masked Drake Stone headed down here to ringside, and he and Kraven just locked eyes! Stone just set his sights on Kraven...we could have a situation here.

KT: Yeah, I'll tell you the situation. Stone gonna get his butt whomped by this big monster Kra--

VJ: OH WAIT A MINUTE!!!! Tristram from behind!!!! Tristram from behind...CHILL FACTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: WHAT?!?!

VJ: Alex Von Kraven's head bounced hard off the mat! That could be...2...YES!!!!!!!!!

Ding Ding Ding!!! ***Cue "Tear Away"

Announcer: Here is your winner: Tristram!!!!!!!!

KT: What kinda garbage is that, Veej?!

VJ: Tristram using the distraction from Drake Stone to his advantage, and is able to pull out a victory over Alex Von Kraven, but that's not the story here! The story is Drake Stone, who's already attacked Matt Siteman in the back...and good God, he's got a chair.

KT: What is this guy's deal, Vinnie?

VJ: I dunno, but I've got a feeling that this doesn't bode well for someone. Stone headed into the ring with that chair...

KT: What the heck is he doing?!

VJ: I really don't...Stone measuring Kraven with that chair---DAMN!!!!!!! That hard shot to the head of Alex Von Kraven...AND ANOTHER ONE TO THE SMALL OF THE BACK!!!! Tristram getting out of dodge, and quite frankly, I don't say I blame him!

KT: Yeah, it's the first smart thing the idiot has done all year!

VJ: Stone now...setting up Kraven in the corner...what on earth is he doing? Drake Stone...

KT: What in Sam Hill is he...

VJ: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPEAR!!!!!!!!! DRAKE STONE JUST SPEARED THE HELL OUTTA KRAVEN IN THE BUCKLE!!!!!!!! Damn it...what is this all about!!! Why the hell...

KT: Who is this guy?!

(The crowd gives a mixed reaction in the background as Stone motions for a mic. The ring announcer hands him one, and Stone walks towards the center of the ring, where he raises the mic to his mouth and speaks)

Drake Stone: IT'S ALL...ABOUT...RESPECT!!!!!!!! (Mixed reaction) Drake Stone is here, and he wants respect, and he will stop at nothing until he gets it! So what I'm gonna do right now is make a challenge...Matt Siteman...Jayson Cage! You boys think you're hot shots? Well prove it to me in the ring! The two of you against Drake Stone...2 on 1...X-Treme Rulz! Next Tuesday on Gear! If you guys got the balls, you'll accept my challenge! See you Tuesday!

(Stone drops the mic, slides out of the ring and starts back to the dressing room)

KT: What was that all about?

VJ: Respect, apparently. Drake Stone has challenged Siteman and Jayson Cage, another newcomer, to a match on Gear. Will they accept the challenge?

(The camera cuts back to the interview area, where we see Carrion standing with Rosie Sanchez)

RS: I'm back here with Carrion, and in just a few moments you'll be going 1 on 1 with Chris Thomas, but word has it that you've made a challenge to none other than Ice Cube, the Ultimate Champion. Can you shed a little more light on this situation?

Carrion: Light? There is no light for the tortured soul of Ice Cube. Only and eternity of darkness, pain...and misery. For you see, while most worldly possessions are of little value to me, Ice Cube has something I want...something he doesn't deserve...that being the NFWA Ultimate Title. You see Rosie...since he's won that title, Ice Cube's been running around as if he's some great hero...some legend, and it's about time that someone give this insignificant fool a taste of reality. Ice Cube, if you're half the champion you say you are, you'll accept my challenge, because I would be more than happy to expose you as the weakling you truly are.

(Carrion shoves the mic aside and starts towards ringside. Suddenly, the camera cuts out to the parking lot, where we see T Money headed towards the building with a Tag Title draped over his shoulder)

VJ: Well ladies and gentlemen, there he is! T Money, the #1 contender for the Ultimate Title has arrived!

KT: BY HIMSELF!!! He's got a Tag Title defense here tonight, and the man doesn't even want to ride to the building with his own partner! That proves it! There's trouble in paradise! There's dissention in the ranks!!! The Blood Hounds are headed for Splitsville! You heard it here, folks!

VJ: Will you stop?!

Familiar Voice: YO, T!!!!!!!!!

VJ: What the...WHO'S THAT?!

(T Turns to face someone out of camera range as we fade to commercial)

****Commercial****

****During the Break****

VJ: Fans, we're back on the Slam, and this was the scene just before the commercial break. T Money confronted in the parking lot by someone...as it turned out, it was Angelfire's Sewaside! Sewaside drawing T Money's attention, and watch this...FROM BEHIND, it's the World Class Superstars!!!!!! Kerrboski and DJP assaulting T Money from behind! Obviously trying to take out T Money before their Tag Title match later tonight! Even the Angelfire suits came out to get a piece of T Money! And look at this! Sewaside pulling that infamous red crowbar, but just before he could do any damage....BOOM! Two smoke bombs go off...and I'm not too sure what happened here, but you can see the results...when the smoke cleared, Sewaside, the Superstars and the suits were all left laying! Someone...apparently Psyko Stevo, came to the aid of T Money!

(***LIVE ACTION***The scene opens in the Blood Hound dressing room, where we see T Money pacing back and forth as Psyko Stevo sits on a bench in full ninja garb, with the I-C and X-Treme Championships draped over his shoulder. T Money turns to Stevo with a confused look)

T Money: **COUGHING**Man...(pointing at Stevo's outfit) what...what is this?

Stevo: What's that Mr. I-C Title...(puts his ear to the belt) yes! A true ninja never reveals his secrets.

T Money: Ninja? Ninja?! Cuz...I done had it up to here with yo**COUGHS** you and all this bullsh*t! I mean...look at yo dumb ass! Out here...walking around in that dumb ass outfit...throwing smoke bombs and sh*t...**cough** what the hell you tryna do? Give me a athsma attack or something?! **coughs**

Stevo: (stands) You DARE disrespect the art of the Dux Ryo?!?!

T Money: Man...I don't give a f*ck about the Douche Bag-o or whatever kinda sh*t it is! I'm tired of this stuff! It's bad enough I lost my belts cuz of your dumb ass...but this sh*t...all this talking to belts and stuff...all this crap! I'm sick of it! And I ain't gonna put up with that sh*t no more! You hear me?! Huh?... I said...(notices Stevo whispering something to his belt) hey! I'm talking to you!!! I said...what...

Stevo: (snickers) Yeah that's true Mr. X-Treme Title! He is! (laughs)

T Money: Hey...hey...what he say about me?! (Stevo keeps laughing) I said what he say?! Damn it...I said---MAN!!!!! You got me talking to that thing now! DAMN!!!

(T Money shoves Stevo aside and storms out of the room. The camera cuts back to ringside for the next match)

Carrion Vs Chris Thomas

(Chris Thomas' theme music hits the PA system and the crowd pops as he walks out from the locker room and starts down the entrance ramp to ringside. He slides into the ring, climbs a nearby turnbuckle and raises his arms into the air as the the music dies down, the arena lights dim and Carrion's music hits the PA system. Red and yellow spotlights shine upon the stage as Carrion walks out from the locker room, raises his arms into the air and starts down the ramp towards the ring. He climbs up the ring stairs, steps through the ropes and immediately attacks Thomas. Referee Stephanie Jenkins calls for the bell)

Ding Ding Ding!!!

VJ: Whoa!!! Carrion not wasting anytime!! Hammering away upon Chris Thomas with hard right hands...forearm shots to the head! Thomas in some trouble here! Irish whip...reversal by Thomas sends Carrion into the ropes...Thomas ducks the head AND GETS CAUGHT COMING OFF WITH A DDT!!!!!!!! Thomas has been planted...and right now, things not looking too good for him! And can you believe Carrion, Kevin? Having the gall to say what he said to Ice Cube a few moments ago?

KT: The only thing that I saw in that interview was that someone other than an Angelfire member was capable of telling the truth! Carrion was right on the money, Veej! Ice Cube's ego has gotten way out of control! I mean, since he's won that belt, you'll see him in the back...looking all snotty and arrogant...all of a sudden he thinks he's some big time superstar...some big hero! He's nothing but a jerk and a bully? He's like an overgrown High School kid that...

VJ: HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!! IT'S ICE CUBE!!!!!!

KT: What the heck?!

VJ: Ice Cube on his way back down here with a a chair!!! Ice Cube headed into the ring...

KT: CARRION!!!!!! LOOK OUT!!!!!!!!

VJ: WHAM!!!!!!!!!!!

Ding Ding Ding!!!!!!

VJ: GOOD GOD!!!!! ICE CUBE!!!! HE JUST TOOK CARRION'S HEAD OFF WITH THAT CHAIRSHOT!!!!!

KT: See, this is exactly what I was talking about! Mr. Big Time Ultimate Champion does it once again! Throwing his weight around! Picking on the little guy!

VJ: Ice Cube has just laid Carrion out with that chair, and now he's got a mic!

KT: Everyone wants a mic these days!! Wassup wit dat?!?!

VJ: (looks a Kevin like he's a fool)

Ice Cube: You listen to me bitch!!!! You wanna challenge me?! You wanna introduce me to reality? Well I accept your little challenge, and I don't care when it is...today, tommorow, next week, next month, I promise that the only reality you're gonna know is my foot shoved down your f*cking throat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Ice Cube throws the mic, as "My Hero" by Foo Fighters starts up over the PA system)

VJ: Oh my goodness! Ladies and gentlemen...

KT: And these people cheer?! This is what America has become?! This kindhearted, innocent young soul named Carrion is beaten down like a dog in the streets, and these coldhearted savages cheer?!?!

VJ: Well it's settled! Ice Cube and Carrion! It will happen! It will...wait a minute now! What's this?

KT: Oh yeah...hit him, Chris!!! Hit him!

VJ: Chris Thomas...apparently, he's taken exception to Ice Cube's interference in this match...

KT: That's right, Chris! You were screwed! You were robbed by THAT MAN!!! ATTACK HIM!!! ATTACK!!!!

VJ: Ice Cube and Thomas going face to face...Thomas doesn't look happy at all---OH WAIT A MINUTE!!! THOMAS MISSES WITH THE RIGHT HAND---ICE BREAKER CATCHES HIM RIGHT ON THE JAW!!!!!!!!! THOMAS IS DOWN!!!!! THOMAS JUST GOT HIS JELLY CHILLED BY THE ULTIMATE CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!! AWWW DAMN IT'S PANDEMONIUM IN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The camera cuts backstage, where we see Diamond in her ring gear stretching before her match)

VJ: Well, ladies and gentlemen...it's been signed...and it will happen right here tonight! Diamond! Tina!!! 1 on 1!!! Diamond finally gets the chance for revenge against Tina and Angelfire! But up next...

(The camera cuts to the hallway, where we see Kammy walking out to ringside)

VJ: The Women's Title will be on the line! Fatal 4 Way! No Holds Barred! Kammy, Alyssa, Misty and Pandora!!! Ladies and gentlemen, don't you dare touch that dial!!!!!!!

***Commercial for SlamFest 2...June 30th from the Chicago, IL...only on PPV***

NFWA Rewind

FNS (4/12/02):

VJ: She caught him! Desires caught him...OH MY!!! OH...DARK COMBINATION!!!!!!! DJP IS DONE!!!!!! DJP is down! He is out...TINA'S ON THE APRON!!!!

KT: And I don't blame her for coming out here! Darkest Desires has single-handedly broken every rule in the book since coming out here...she probably broke outta jail, the 2-bit felon! And--GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HER, YOU HUSSY!!!!!!!

VJ: KAMMY HAS TINA!!!!! KAMMY...

KT: That's the boss, you filthy little wench!!! That's...

VJ: WAIT A MINUTE!!! THAT'S ALYSSA!!!! Alyssa's in the ring with a cha--DAMN IT!!!!!! SHE JUST LEVELED DARK WITH THAT SHOT!!!!

KT: HAHA!

VJ: Darkest Desires is down...and now look at Alyssa...Kammy doesn't even see her---CHAIRSHOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD...AND KAMMY...KAMMY OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!!! DAMN IT!!!

Ding Ding Ding!!! ***Cue The Olympic Theme

Announcer: Here are your winners, the #1 contenders for the NFWA Tag Team Championship: The World Class Superstars!!!!!

VJ: Damn it, Kevin! Angelfire has just stolen this thing!!!!!

(***LIVE ACTION***The scene opens out at ringside, where we see a man shoving his way through the crowd. He takes an empty seat in the front row)

VJ: We're back on the Slam. Vince Johnson, alongside Kevin Taylor and we just saw what happened a month ago in the Tag Team Battle Royal. "Deadly Candy" Alyssa Sanders screwing Darkest Desires and Kammy out of the #1 Contendership spot here tonight. Desires, as we mentioned earlier, is out after injuries suffered at the hands of Joanie later that evening, but Kammy is here, and in just a few moments, she's gonna get her chance for payback! Kammy gets a chance to ruin this so-called "Angelfire night"!

KT: Whatever, Veej. What I wanna know is who on earth are we looking at here?

VJ: Well...that's Spike...yet another NFWA newcomer watching on from the crowd...

KT: Another one?

VJ: Yes.

KT: Sweet Baby Francis, man! How many newcomers do we have?

VJ: More than a few...wait a minute...I'm being told...I'm being told we've got something going on backstage.

(The camera cuts out to the parking lot, where we see Police escorting Ice Cube out of the building in cuffs)

VJ: HEY WAIT JUST A MINUTE!!! THAT'S ICE CUBE!!!

KT: So it is!

VJ: Ice Cube...the Ultimate Champion being...being arrested?! What's going on here?!

(At this point, the backdoor opens and Tina walks out into the parking lot behind them. When Ice Cube spots her, he tries to charge at her, but is held back by the officers)

Ice Cube: (to Tina) I'm gonna get your ass!!!! I'm gonna...(struggles)

Tina: Oh, poor, poor Ice Cube. (giggles) Maybe next time you'll think twice before you run out attacking people with chairs, huh? (scoffs) Officers, take his ass to jail!!! Take his ass...GET HIM OUTTA HERE!!!!!

Officer #1: Yes ma'am. (he and the other officers continue walking away with Ice Cube) Ice Cube: Your ass is mine, Tina!!! Your...(to a cop) GET THE F*CK OFF OF ME!! Get...(struggling)

VJ: I can't believe this, Kevin! Tina having Ice Cube arrested...for assault?

KT: YES! Praise the lord! The streets are now a safer place once again, now that Ice Cube is off the streets and being sent up the river where he belongs! I love it!

VJ: The Ultimate Champion being taken to jail...I don't believe this!!!

No Holds Barred Women's Title Match: Pandora (Champion) Vs Kammy Vs "Deadly Candy" Alyssa Sanders Vs Misty

("Hey Baby" by No Doubt hits the PA system as purple and blue spotlights begin to roam the arena. The crowd gives a mild pop as Misty walks out from the locker room, raises her arms into the air and starts down the entrance ramp to ringside. She climbs up the ring stairs, steps through the ropes and raises her arms once again as the crowd cheers and takes pictures. The music dies down, the lights return to normal and "What Kammy wants, Kammy Gets" hits the PA system. Pink and blue spotlights shine on the entrance and the crowd goes wild as Kammy walks out onto the stage twirling a small whip in her right hand. She walks down the entrance ramp, climbs up the ring stairs, steps into the ring and immediately goes face to face with Misty, who shoves her back into the turnbuckle)

VJ: Oh boy! Folks, we're getting set for this Women's Title 4 way, but these 2 here, they may not wait for the other two! They may just start this thing on their own!

KT: And I say good! Let the two scumbags destroy one another! That only makes it that much easier for Alyssa to restore class and honor to this diseased division!

VJ: There's nothing classy about that woman! She sold her soul to Angelfire! Turned her back on her fans, her friends, even her own boyfriend!

KT: First of all, don't get me started on that idiot Rocker, because I could go on all day about him! Second, it's all about morals! See, these people, or her fans as you like to call them, are living a life consumed with immorality! And Alyssa Sanders is certainly not an immoral woman! She is classy, strong, beautiful and virtuous! VJ: She's a shifty, manipulative snake in the grass if you ask me...

KT: Now you should be the last person to call names Vince! And you're on the Angelfire red list already! You don't want me to go tell them all the evil things you're saying about them.

VJ: Whatever. Stephanie Jenkins trying to keep these two women separated...

(The music dies down, the lights turn a bright pink as "My Generation" hits the PA system. The crowd boos wildly as "Deadly Candy" Alyssa Sanders walks out onto the stage and starts down the entrance ramp to ringside. At ringside, she tries to climb the ring apron to get into the ring, but immediately hops down when Kammy goes makes a lunge for her)

VJ: And look at that, right there!

KT: Yes, Vince Johnson! I'm shocked and appalled at the poor display of sportsmanship from this little hussy Kammy!

VJ: Alyssa Sanders...she was talking tough earlier on! Why won't she get in the ring!

KT: Because you've got this filty, disgusting tramp in there waiting for just the right moment to get a cheap shot in and ruin that beautifu--OH!!

VJ: MISTY FROM BEHIND KNOCKING KAMMY TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!! Kammy...oh she hit the floor hard! And look at Alyssa! Alyssa taunting Kammy...OH! And a hard boot to the midsection! And another one!!! Alyssa putting the boots to Kammy on the outside!!! Alyssa all over the former 3 time Women's Cha--

KT: OH!!!!!!!! WHAT IN THE WORLD?!

VJ: MISTY WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE JUST CAUGHT ALYSSA SQUARE ON THE JAW!!!!!!!!

KT: What a cheap shot! This is what I'm talking about, Vince! These women have no morals! No values whatsoever!

VJ: Alyssa is down!! And watch Misty now! Stomping away on Alyssa on the outside...and Kammy getting a piece as well!

KT: Now wait just a minute!!!

VJ: Kammy and Misty!!! Kammy and Misty! They're all over Alyssa!! Referee Stephanie Jenkins out there to try and get some control of this thing!!!

(Suddenly, "Pestilent Existence" hits the PA system. The crowd boos in the background as Pandora twirls out onto the stage with the Women's Title belt dangling from her right hand and a metal baseball bat in the other)

KT: Uh oh!!!

VJ: Oh my...the Women's Champion is here! Pandora has arrived...

KT: And look it looks like she's brought one of her little friends with her!

VJ: Pandora on her way down here with a baseball bat...now I know this is No Holds Barred, but--WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!

KT: WHAT THE...

VJ: SOME WOMAN JUST ATTACKED PANDORA FROM BEHIND!!!! WHO THE...THAT'S LYLA PAGE!!!!!! LYLA PAGE JUST WAFFLED PANDORA FROM BEHIND WITH A CLOTHESLINE, AND NOW SHE IS ALL OVER THE WOMEN'S CHAMPION!!!

KT: Where the heck did she come from?!?!

VJ: Oh my goodness! Pandora getting the hell beat out of her on the stage...we've got officials out here to try and get this woman outta here...and down at ringside, it's not like Alyssa's doing much better! Misty hammering away with huge clubbing forearms to the backs and the neck...

KT: Jenkins has lost all control of this one, Veej!

VJ: You ain't kidding! Kammy's got that whip!

KT: Oh for the love of God! NO!

VJ: Kammy's got that whip--OH DID YOU HEAR THAT SHOT?!?! KAMMY...AND AGAIN!!! KAMMY WHIPPING THE HELL OUTTA ALYSSA!!! KAMMY IS TEARING FIRE TO THE HIDE OF DEADLY CANDY!!!

KT: Somebody get those cops back out here! We may have another...

VJ: OH WAIT A MINUTE!!!! LYLA PAGE--OOOOOOOOOOOH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD, NO!!!!!!!!

(The crowd cheers wildly in the background, as chants of "HOLY SHIT" and "OH MY GOD" break out across the arena)

VJ: MY GOD!!!! LYLA PAGE...SHE JUST PILEDROVE PANDORA OFF THE DAMN STAGE!!!!!!!!

KT: IS SHE CRAZY??!?!?!?

VJ: PANDORA 10 FEET DOWN HITTING HARD OFF THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!! PANDORA MAY BE DEAD!!!! PANDORA...MY GOD!!!!

KT: SOMEBODY GET SOME HELP OUT HERE?!?!?!

VJ: Oh my goodness, Pandora is down!!! Alyssa being mauled at ringside! Ladies and gentlemen...it is total chaos here in Seattle!!!!!!!!!!!

****Commercial****

(When the break ends, Misty and Kammy are in the ring trading knife edge chops)

VJ: Ladies and gentlemen, we're back on the Slam, and this war for the Women's Title is still underway. During the break, Pandora was carried back to the locker room...she wasn't moving at all folks...she may have been seriously injured as a result of that piledriver from Lyla Page. We'll keep you updated on her condition as soon as we get word...but watch this now! Kammy and Misty trading blows in the center of the ring. Alyssa Sanders...she's pretty much been on the receiving end throughout the break, as Misty starts to get the upper hand! There's a hard knife edge chop to the chest of Kammy...another sends her back into the buckle...and now look at Misty go to work! Stomping away! Stomping the old mudhole, if you will!

KT: I must say, I'm disappointed in you, Veej.

VJ: (sighs) I'm almost afraid to ask.

KT: Vince, I don't know if you realize it or not, but a woman was seriously injured tonight. Her NFWA career may have come to an end, and you sit here and ignore it like nothing happened at all!

VJ: Oh you son of a...this coming from a man who laughed when Diamond had her baby killed a few weeks ago.

KT: What happened to Diamond was brought on by her own actions! All Pandora wanted to do was spread love and joy throughout the world...before this heathen...this Lyla Page, if that's her real name...

VJ: AWW KISS MY ASS! Kammy set on the top rope now...what's Misty doing here?

KT: I dunno, but judging from her appearance, I can tell she's up to no good!

VJ: Misty with Kammy set up on the top, and now she's headed up there with her...we may be getting ready to see a Superplex here! Yes! Misty's got her hooked...yes!!!! BIIIIIIIG SUPERPLEX FROM THE TOP!!!! Kammy's back hit hard off the MAT...oh my!!!

KT: WATCH ALYSSA--

VJ: SWEET SENSATION!!!!!!!!! ALYSSA HIT THE SWEET SENSATION, OUTTA NOWHERE!!!!! Kammy's down! Misty's down!!! We could have a new champion right here!!! Cover on Misty...1...2...thr--SHE JUST BARELY GOT THE SHOULDER UP!!!!! JUST BARELY!!!

KT: That was a blatant slow count. I think Shifty Misty must have paid the referee to screw Alyssa!

VJ: Please! Alyssa just a half a count away from pulling this thing out here...

KT: Look what that disgusting trollup Kammy did to Alyssa's back!

VJ: "Trollup"?

KT: Look it up!!! Anyway...nobody does that to Alyssa and gets away with that! She's gonna make her pay for that! I promise!

VJ: Alyssa with a handful of hair bringing Misty back to her feet...oh wait a minute--KAMMY CATCHES A HARD BOOT TO THE TEMPLE AND DOWN SHE GOES!!!!!!! Kammy looked as if she was gonna try and get back into this thing. And now watch Alyssa with Misty now!

KT: Ladies and gentlemen, set your VCR's, because we are mere seconds away from the rebirth of the NFWA Women's Division!!!

VJ: Alyssa...she may be going for the Cough Drop here--OH WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!!! Misty sends Alyssa sternum-first into the buckle!!!

KT: Damn it...WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!

VJ: MISTY WITH THE BACKSLIDE!!!!! ALYSSA'S SHOULDERS ON THE MAT!!! 1...2...NEW--NO!!!! Alyssa able to get the shoulders up...and SHE RUNS RIGHT THROUGH MISTY WITH A HARD CLOTHESLINE!!! And Alyssa is right back in control!

KT: HAHA! See Vince...you were ready to count Alyssa out there, but once again you underestimated the power and spirit of a true Champion! Alyssa is a true role model for us all!

VJ: Whatever. Right now she's got Misty by the hair...WHOA! To the outside she goes!!!!

KT: Deadly Candy is the queen of the ring, Vince...and speaking of queens...

VJ: Kammy still trying to get herself together after that superplex...and now look at that look on Alyssa's face. What's going through her mind?

KT: I'm thinking that she's thinking about proving that everything she's ever said about Kammy is the truth! Watch this!

VJ: Kammy trying to get to her feet...BOOT TO THE FACE by Alyssa sends her right back down to the mat!

KT: Yes! Put her on her back! From what I hear, she's pretty comfortable in that position!

VJ: Stop it! Another boot to the face by Alyssa...oh, she's taunting Kammy! Alyssa...just toying with her! Trying to humiliate Kammy, and these fans don't like it one bit!

KT: They'll learn to love it! Cough Drop, anyone?

VJ: Oh, I think Alyssa may be going for it. She hits off the ropes...off the other side now...Kammy back to her fee--OOH MY!!!!! OH...SPINEBUSTER!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: WHAT?!?!?

VJ: KAMMY JUST EXPLODED ON ALYSSA SANDERS WITH THE SPINEBUSTER!!!!!! AND LOOK AT KAMMY NOW!!!! KAMMY!!!! UNLOADING WITH RIGHT HANDS TO THE HEAD OF ALYSSA!!! KAMMY IS ALL OVER DEADLY CANDY!!! THIS CROWD IS LOVING IT!

KT: Um...lucky shots. Lucky shots! C'mon Alyssa!

VJ: My goodness. Kammy has Alyssa now...two handfuls of hair AND SHE SENDS ALYSSA SAILING RIGHT ACROSS THE RING! WHAT STRENGTH ON THE PART OF KAMMY!!!

KT: Strength?! This is cheating! Pure, 100% certified, Grade A Cheating!

VJ: Alyssa back to her feet now...and Kammy's got her once again! Kammy...two hand fors of hair--AND GOOD GOD!! She almost threw her into the next time zone!!!! Alyssa Sanders...she is in deep trouble...and now look at her begging off...

KT: Hey wait a minute! What's Misty doing?

VJ: Alyssa Sanders begging off! I think she may have had enough of this one! She may--Kammy catches her with a boot to the midsection!

KT: Misty's got a chair!!

VJ: What?! Kammy hammering away...oh no! Misty...creeping up behind Kammy with that chair!

KT: I told ya she was shifty, Vince!

VJ: Kammy doesn't see her!!! Kammy...LOOK OUT---OH NO!!!!!!!! SHE CAUGHT ALYSSA!!!!!!!

KT: DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: Kammy just moved out of the way, and Alyssa caught that chairshot...oh my God she is out!!! She is out like a light, and watch Kammy! She's got Misty by the hair--KAMMY KUT--no! Misty shoves her into the ropes...Kammy coming off catches a boot to the midsection...uh oh!

KT: Alyssa...get up!

VJ: Misty hooking the arms of Kammy! We may be getting ready see the move she calls Misty Eyes...no! Kammy counters with a double leg takedown...She's got Misty set up...AND A SLINGSHOT SENDS HER FLYING HEADFIRST INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! Misty...she's on dream street after that one! Misty is absolutely out of it, and watch Kammy! Kammy measuring her...boot to the midsection of Misty...KAMMY KUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: NO!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: THE KAMMY KUTTER CONNECTS!!! WE'RE GONNA HAVE A NEW WOMEN'S CHAMPION HERE!!! WE'VE GOT A NEW WOMEN'S CHAMPION!!! THERE'S THE COVER...1...2...3--NO!!!!!! MISTY GOT HER FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!!! Misty...

KT: (breathing heavily) Oh...oh my God, Alyssa get up!!!!

VJ: She has not moved since that chairshot from Misty!

KT: Quick, get her some water. For the love of God, somebody get her some...Stephanie!! Help Alyssa!

VJ: Will you stop it! Kammy pulling Alyssa back to her feet now...what's she gonna do right here...oh no! She's not gonna...

KT: With her own hold?

VJ: Kammy...it looks like she's gonna try and finish off Misty with her own move! Kammy hooking Misty's arms!!! Don't tell me she's gonna...

KT: NO!!!

VJ: MISTY EYES!!!!!!!!!!! KAMMY JUST HIT MISTY WITH MISTY EYES!!!!! ALYSSA'S GOT THAT CHAIR--OOOOOH!!!!!!!! SHE JUST TATTOOED KAMMY WITH THAT SHOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: HAHA!

VJ: Misty is down!!! Kammy is down!!! Alyssa covers Kammy...hook of the leg...2...DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!

Ding Ding Ding!!! ***Cue "My Generation"

Announcer: Here is your winner, and NEW NFWA Women's Champion: "Deadly Candy" Alyssa Sanders!!!!!!!!!

KT: HAHA!!! VEEJ!!!! DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?!?!?!

VJ: Deadly Candy with that chairshot...eerily similar to that battle royal a few weeks back, and she escapes with the Women's Title by the skin of her teeth, Kevin! By the skin of her teeth!!!!

KT: What a courageous performace by Deadly Candy!!! What a...Vince, this is cause for a celebration! Finally, the Women's division has a true Champion that we can all be proud of! Listen to the people! They love her!

VJ: Yeah right! Alyssa the new Women's Champion...HEY DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT BI...SHE JUST NAILED MISTY IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THAT TITLE BELT!!!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!?!

KT: Don't you know anything, Johnson? She was giving her what us folks in the wrestling biz like to call..."the rub". And this is just the beginning of things to come, Vince! Tonight is truly an Angelfire night!!!!

(The camera cuts out to the parking lot, where we see a black limo pulling up to the arena. The door opens up, and the woman gets out)

VJ: Well, ladies and gentlemen, the Tag Team Title match is up next, and later on tonight, Tina will do battle with Di...hey wait a minute...THAT'S JOANIE!!!!! JOANIE IS HERE!!!

KT: What a surprise.

VJ: What is she up to?! Why is Joanie here? Fans...don't go away!

****Commercial for IHG...Tuesdays at 8 ET/7 Central on FOX****

NFWA SLAM of the Night

FNS (4/12/02):

VJ: Hit her, Joanie! Hit her! Hit her...hit---OH WAIT A DAMN MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!?!?

VJ: JOANIE HIT DIAMOND!!!! DAMN IT!!! JOANIE HIT DIAMOND WITH THE CHAIR!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE...DAMN IT!!! JOANIE, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!?!

***

VJ: Joanie has just laid out Diamond with the chair...she was sent to the NFWA to protect her...oh no. Tina's got the chair, damn it! Tina...Tina's got the damn...c'mon!! No...c'mon Tina! No...she's pregnant damn it!! She's pregnant!! No...NO!!!! OH MY GOD, NO!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

VJ: TINA JUST RAMMED THAT CHAIR INTO THE MIDSECTION OF DIAMOND, DAMN IT!!!! THE EDGE OF THAT STEEL CHAIR---NOT AGAIN!!! NO!!!!!!!!!! DAMN IT!!!!! TINA...TINA'S TRYING TO KILL HER!!! TINA RAMMING THAT CHAIR INTO THE...DAMN IT!!! GET SOME HELP OUT HERE!!!

(****LIVE ACTION**** The scene opens in the Disciplinary office, where we see Diamond standing with Amy Dumas...who happens to be wearing a neckbrace)

AD: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm standing here with a returning Diamond, who as we found out earlier tonight, will be facing Tina later on in an impromptu match. Now Diamond...before I talk about that match...I'm not sure whether or not you saw, but just before the commercial break, we saw Joanie entering the arena. I was just wondering...are you in any way worried about her becoming involved in your match later?

Diamond: Worried? Lemme tell you, Amy...Joanie wants to come out and get involved in my match, I don't give a damn! See, I don't know exactly what's going on between the two of them...but I do know that I want her ass just as bad as I want Tina's. So she wants to get involved...that's fine with me. That's just one more ass for me to kick...one more problem done away with.

AD: Yeah, well what about Angelfire? I mean...we saw what happened earlier on when you tried to get to Tina at ringside. Suppose they're with her later on. This time, there'll be no Ice Cube to watch your back...

Diamond: Amy...get this through your head! I don't care about Angelfire! I don't care about Joanie! I don't even care about this f*cking match! All I care about is getting my hands on that bitch and wiping her off the face of this planet, and I don't care who or what I hafta go through to do it! (sighs) This interview's over! You wanna know what I'm gonna do...watch the match! As for now, get the f*ck out!!!!

(Diamond shoves Amy aside, and she walks towards the door and leaves. Diamond takes a seat on the edge of her desk, and the camera cuts out to ringside for the next match)

Tag Team Title: The Blood Hounds (Champions) Vs The World Class Superstars

(2 fireballs flare up in the rafters and slam into the stage as "The Bloodhound Anthem" hits the PA system. Blue, red and silver spotlights shine on the entrance, and the crowd goes wild as T Money walks out onto the stage with his Tag Title belt draped over his shoulder. He pauses to look in the crowd for a moment before starting down the entrance ramp towards the ring. He climbs up the ring stairs, climbs to the top rope and raises his Title belt over his head as the crowd cheers and takes pictures. He hops down from the top, the music dies down and green mist pours out of the locker room as "Between Angels and Insects" starts up over the PA system. The arena lights dim and the crowd cheers as Psyko Stevo walks out with the I-C and X-Treme Titles over his shoulders and the Tag Team Title belt strapped around his waist. He's wearing his Ninja outfit. The camera focuses on T Money for a moment, who has burried his face in his hands and shaking his head, before cutting back to Stevo, who hops upon the ring apron, steps through the ropes and walks towards the center of the ring ,where he goes face to face with T Money. The music dies down, the lights turn a bright gold and the Olympic Theme starts up over the PA system. Golden sparks shower from the rafters and the crowd boos wildly as Kerrboski and DJP walk out from the locker room. They have a brief huddle on stage before walking down the entrance ramp to ringside. At ringside, the two huddle one last time before suddenly storming the ring, where T Money and Stevo immediately attack them. The music dies down, the lights return to normal and referee Doug Peterson immediately calls for the bell)

Ding Ding Ding!!!

VJ: WHOA!!! The Superstars hits the ring, and ladies and gentlemen, this match is underway!!!! Stevo hammering away upon Kerrboski!!! T Money all over DJP! And Blood Hounds starting things off with the upper hand...

KT: That may be so, Vince Johnson, but that's only because Stevo and T Money realize the graveness of their situation! They realize that they are nothing but cornered rats! They're at a disadvantage...

VJ: What are you talking about now?

KT: You can see it! The teamwork is with the Superstars! They came to the ring together! They attacked together! They are, unlike the Blood Hounds, on the same page! And that's gonna be why...

VJ: OOOOOOOOH!!! BIIIIIIIIIIG BACK BODY DROP BY T MONEY SENDS DJP FOR THE RIDE!!!! STEVO WITH THE SPINNING HEEL KICK KERRBOSKI COMING OFF THE ROPES!!! THE SUPERSTARS ARE REELING, KEVIN!!! THE SUPERSTARS ARE REELING!! And watch this now...DJP and Kerrboski...both men trying to get back to their feet...the Blood Hounds are measuring them...

KT: LOOK OUT!!!!

VJ: T Money...BIG CLOTHESLINE SENDS DJP UP AND OVER THE TOP!!!! AND KERRBOSKI CATCHES MUCH OF THE SAME FROM STEVO!!!! THE BLOOD HOUNDS ARE A HOUSE OF FIRE HERE TONIGHT IN SEATTLE, AND DAMN IT, THE ROOF IS ABOUT TO BLOW OFF OF THE KEY ARENA!!!!

KT: Calm down, Vince Johnson! Calm down...this is only...it's just beginner's luck! That's all!

VJ: Beginner's luck?!

KT: Yeah, it's like a blindfolded man swinging for the pinyata! He's gonna get a hit eventually! It's all luck!

VJ: Well Kerrboski and DJP gonna talk it over on the outside...and thus far, whatever problems exist between Stevo and T Money haven't hindered their performance here tonight.

KT: It's early, Vince! You just wait until later in the match, when Mr. I-C Title starts telling Stevo how much of a glory hound that T Money is! It'll happen, just you wait!

VJ: Watch the Superstars now...apparently talking over some strategy on the outside...

KT: The tag team specialists that they are. Admit it, Veej! You love them! C'mon...

VJ: yeah, about as much as I love a VD.

KT: Well for that to happen, you'd actually have to have some sort of sexual contact at some point in your life, and at this point...

VJ: Hey wait a minute! DJP to the apron...RIGHT HAND BY T MONEY SENDS HIM CRASHING TO THE FLOOR! And watch Kerrboski on the other side...STEVO CATCHES HIM WITH A RIGHT OF HIS OWN AND DOWN HE GOES!!!

KT: C'mon, guys! You cannot fail us...I mean Tina!

VJ: DJP to the other side now...back up on the apron--DOWN HE GOES AGAIN! The Superstars attempting to confuse the champion...WHOOOOOOA!!!!!!!!!!!!! KERRBOSKI BROUGHT IN THE HARD WAY BY PSYKO STEVO!!!! Kerrboski slingshot into the ring from the apron...oh, and watch T Money! The #1 contender for the Ultimate Title is measuring Kerrboski...

KT: Kerrboski...TURN AROUND!!!!!!

VJ: OH THERE IT IS!!!!!!!!!! THE HARLEM DEATHLOCK!!!! T MONEY'S GOT IT LOCKED IN!!!! THIS THING COULD BE ALL...NO!!!!!!!! DJP yanking his partner out of the ring...basically saving Kerrboski's ass!!!!!!! And this crowd doesn't like it one bit!

KT: Vince, do you really think it matters what these morons like? That was great, split second thinking by DJP, and...

VJ: Wait a damn minute!!! That's Firestorm! The Commish is on his way down to the ring!

KT: So he is! Gee...(snickers) I wonder why.

VJ: You...what do you know?!

KT: Nothing. Nothing at all.

VJ: What the...Firestorm headed down here to ringside! I don't like this at all folks! We've gotta take a break! Our tapes are rolling, stay with us!!!!!

****Commercial****

(When the break ends, Stevo's coming off the ropes under a DJP leap frog)

VJ: We're back, ladies and gentlemen! Tag Team Title on the line and--HEY!!!!!!!!

KT: What? What happened?

VJ: Firestorm tripped Stevo coming off the ropes...DJP FOLLOWS UP WITH A DDT!!!!!!!! Stevo has been planted...cover by DJP...don't tell me...2...Stevo got the shoulder up after 2!!! Damn it, what the hell??!

KT: Now wait a second Vince...you mean to tell me that you think Firestorm deliberately tried to trip Stevo when he was coming off the ropes?

VJ: Hell yes he did!!! It was plain as day...

KT: I didn't see that.

VJ: It's right in front of us...(sighs) I'm not even gonna argue with you! The fact of the matter is that Stevo is down as a result of Firestorm's actions, and the World Class Superstars have the advantage!

KT: As they should, Veej! And remember, before you go disparaging Firestorm's character on national TV, he is your boss!

VJ: He's a first class asshole! And now look at this here! DJP backing Kerrboski into the buckle...what the hell is he...oh! Drawing the ire of T Money! DJP taunting T Money...and here he comes!!! T Money headed into the...

KT: Uh uh, T! Gotta wait for the tag!

VJ: The official's got T...HEY REF!!!!!! REF!!! TURN AROUND!!!

KT: Veej, it's hard enough to my job without you sitting here being a backseat official!

VJ: Kerrboski doing a number on Stevo behind the back of the ref...T Money's got the ref's attention...

KT: Yet another brilliant strategy by the soon to be 3 TIME tag champs! It's all about Teamwork, baby!

VJ: Which is something that, I must say, is lacking from the Blood Hounds...damn it, T! Get outta there!!! T Money...finally getting out of the ring...only after his partner was pummeled mercilessly by Kerrboski on the other side of the ring...and things aren't looking to good for the tag champs!

KT: Hey wait a second, Veej? You don't think...well maybe T Money wanted Stevo to get his butt whooped over there?

VJ: Well...no. I'm not gonna speculate...

KT: Oh, c'mon Veej! He said it himself! He's sick of Stevo! He's sick of his tomfoolery! The belts, the talking...I wouldn't be surprised at all if he just took a big knife and stabbed Stevo right in the heart!

VJ: Tag made to Kerrboski...double team coming up here! Irish whip sends Stevo into the ropes...Superstars catch his coming of--OOOOH!!!!!!!

KT: Did you see that?!

VJ: STEVO DROPPED THROAT FIRST ACROSS THE TOP ROPE!!! What unbelievable height on that move by the Superstars...and watch Kerrboski! He's got Stevo setup...

KT: FOR THE STRAIGHT...DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: STRAIGHT DOWN ON STEVO!!! STRAIGHT DOWN ON STEVO!!! Kerrboski with the cover...2...NO SIR!!!!! Stevo still in this thing, damn it!!!!!!! Stevo...say what you will about the man..he's got heart, Kevin! The man's got heart!

KT: Not after this match...because in a few minutes his heart will be broken, and their Tag Team title reign will be dead!!!

VJ: Kerrboski cinches up the reverse chinlock...as our dear commish looks on.

KT: He's such a great guy, isn't he?

VJ: No comment. Kerrboski trying to wear down Stevo with this hold...these fans here trying to get behind Stevo. Trying to get the Blood Hounds back into this thing...

KT: Which just goes to show how moronic and idiotic these people truly are. Fans don't win matches, Veej! You win matches with wrestling...which is exactly what the Superstars represent! Pure, unadulterated wrestling...unlike this ridiculous crap Stevo tries to pass off on us...

VJ: HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!! Kerrboski using the ropes for extra leverage!!! HEY REF!!!!!

KT: (holding his head) Veej...why must you yell so loud?

VJ: The Superstars are trying to steal this thing.

KT: Steal...what are you a closet kleptomaniac or something? They're simply outwrestling the Blood Hounds! Which is why they're in control of the match, and why Stevo is flat on his back...

VJ: AND THERE HE GOES AGAIN!!!! KERRBOSKI WITH HIS FEET ON THE ROPES! C'MON REF!!!!!!

KT: What are you babbling about?!?!

VJ: Kerrboski with his feet on the ropes...

KT: Veej, I'm begging you to be objective for once in your life. Just because your heroes Psyko Stevo and T Money are getting the ring mopped with them, doesn't give you the right to make these outlandish allegations against the Superstars!

VJ: Shut up! And Kerrboski...doing whatever he can to win this thing...

KT: As he should. That's the sign of a true winner. Nice guys always finish last!

VJ: Stevo may be out here, folks. Psyko Stevo...he's not moving at all...

KT: Check his arms! Check his arms!!!

VJ: Kerrboski really cinching in on the head of the Toughman and X-Treme Champion...and there you see T Money...

KT: He's enjoying this more than the Superstars are!

VJ: Stop it! Referee Peterson checking the right arm of Stevo...will it stay...IT DROPS!!!!!!!! Stevo's arm falls dead to the canvas...he's gonna check it a second time! The official has the arm again...ity drops again!

KT: One more time, and you know what that means, right?

VJ: We'll have new Tag Team Champions! Stevo is not moving a muscle folks...he may be out like a light, and T Money seemingly has no interest in coming in to help out his partner!

KT: Are you ready Vince...quick, get out the champagne!

VJ: The referee raises the arm for the 3rd and final time...

KT: (singing) WEEEEE ARE THE CHAAAAAAAAMPIONS...

VJ: It dr...NO IT STAYS UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: WHAT?!?! NO!!!!!!!

VJ: It stays up!!! Stevo's still in this thing!!! DJP can't believe it! Firestorm can't believe it..KERRBOSKI WITH HIS FEET ON THE ROPES AGAIN...OH!!!!! THIS TIME THE REFEREE CAUGHT HIM!!!!!!!!

KT: What in the name of Pete?!?!

VJ: Referee Peterson kicking Kerrboski off the of the ropes, and Kerrboski doesn't like that at all!

KT: This idiot is lucky Kerrboski doesn't punch his lights out! Because That's definitely what I'd do!

VJ: Kerrboski...he is not happy at all...what the hell is DJP doing?

KT: Huh?

VJ: DJP...he just pulled to 2 chairs out from under the ring!! Now wait a minute...

KT: Ok, calm down, DJP! You don't wanna get DQ'd here!

VJ: DJP tossing one of those chairs into the ring...referee Peterson going to recover...oh no! He just tossed that other chair to Kerrboski! The ref has his back turned!! Psyko Stevo is down on the mat...oh my goodness, LOOK OUT--OH WAIT A MINUTE!!! STEVO...PSYKOTINATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: WHAT?!?!?!

VJ: PSYKOTINATOR!!!!!! THAT STEEL CHAIR JUST KNOCKED BACK INTO THE FACE OF KERRBOSKI!!!! Kerrboski could be out here...he could be out like a light!!!

KT: Damn it, ref! Disqualification!!!! That was...

VJ: Do what ya gotta do to win, Kevin!!! Kerrboski is down...this crowd trying to rally behind Stevo! Can he capitalize?!?!? Can Stevo get to his corner and make the tag to T Money?

KT: I think the more important question is will T Money accept the tag?! He's made it clear he doesn't like Stevo...we know he doesn't want any of the Superstars!!! Heck...he's got an Ultimate Title shot coming up. I wouldn't be surprised if he just walked out and left Stevo for dead!!!

VJ: Well...hopefully that won't be the case here, as Stevo and Kerrboski try to get to their respective corners! We've got a race for the tag here...

KT: I don't think Money's gonna tag! I can see it in his eyes...

VJ: Kerrboski with the tag to DJP!!! Stevo...

KT: HE'S WALKING, HE'S WALKING...

VJ: T MONEY GETS THE TAG!!!!!! IN COMES THE #1 CONTENDER!!!!!!!!

KT: GET HIM DJP!!!!!!!

VJ: Right hand blocked by Money...HE CONNECTS WITH ONE OF HIS OWN!!! AND ANOTHER!!! RIGHT HANDS!!! TAGGING THE FOREHEAD OF DJP!!!!! DJP is on the ropes...Irish whip...DJP off the ropes AND T MONEY RUNS RIGHT THROUGH HIM WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!!! DJP back to his feet AND DOWN HE GOES ONCE AGAIN!!!! And now look at T Money...

T Money: This is it!!!! (crowd pops)

VJ: Did you hear that Kevin?! T Money...he could be going for the kill here!!! T Money...he hits off the ropes...DJP back to his feet...HE CONNECTS WITH THE MONEY KICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE MONEY KICK!!!! THAT COULD BE ALL RIGHT HERE!! THE COVER...no! Firestorm's on the apron!! Firestorm's got the official...

KT: Once again, keeping his eye out in the interest of fairpla--WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!

VJ: MONEY NAILED FIRESTORM WITH A RIGHT HAND!!!! THE COMMISH IS DOWN!!! THE COMMISH JUST GOT KNOCKED ON HIS ASS!!!!!

KT: Damn it Vince!!! He cannot do that to the commish...

VJ: DJP misses with the clothesline--HARLEM DEATHLOCK!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

VJ: T MONEY'S GOT IT LOCKED IN!!! THIS CROWD IS ON ITS FEET!!!

KT: FIGHT IT, KERRBOSKI! FIGHT IT!! FIGHT IT...OH!!!!

VJ: Oh...damn! DJP backing Kerrboski into the buckle and the ref just got sandwiched in between! Referee Peterson...oh, he's hurt!

KT: And that's all the more reason to stop this thing and award the titles to the Superstars! They're up on points!

VJ: Up in points my ass! DJP's got T Money hooked...we may be getting set for the Superstardom...

KT: New Champions right here! Right he--NOT AGAIN!!!!

VJ: HARLEM DEATHLOCK!!!!!! T MONEY'S GOT IT LOCKED IN A SECOND TIME!!! DJP IS TRAPPED!! DJP IS TRAPPED...

KT: But we don't have an official!!! We don't...

VJ: WAIT A MINUTE!!! KERRBOSKI'S IN THE RING!!! KERRBOSKI...BOSKI SLAM ON T MONEY!!!!!!!!!!! BOSKI SLAM!!! T Money is down!!!

KT: It's over!!!! Get a new ref out here! We've got new champions, damn it!!!

VJ: Stevoe with a spinning heel kick sends Kerrboski to the outside!! What a wild one this has turned out to be...and watch Firestorm! Firestorm's in the ring...

KT: HAHA!!!!!

VJ: OH NO!!!!! FIRESTORM...THAT HUGE RIGHT HAND WRAPPED AROUND THE THROAT OF PSYKO STEVO!!!! FIRESTORM'S GOT HIM CAUGHT...NO!!! NO!!! SON OF A BITCH, THE BIG TIME ON STEVO!!!!!!!!!!! STEVO HAS JUST BEEN BIG TIMED...DAMN IT!!!!!!!

KT: It was all self defense! You and I both know that T Money had absolutely no right putting his hands on him!

VJ: Stevo driven hard into the mat...he is down!! T Money is down! Kerrboski and DJP are both down!! My God it resembles a car wreck out here!!! And now watch Firestorm now! Firestorm...it looks like he's trying to wake the official!

KT: DJP...just roll over and you've got the titles won!!! Roll over and you're the new Champions!

VJ: T Money...it looks like he's starting to come to! DJP as well...oh wait just a minute! That's Sewaside now!!!

KT: Poor guy. I think he's really worried about the condition of that referee.

VJ: Yeah right! The son of a bitch on his way down here with a crowbar...oh I don't like this at all, Kevin! Sewaside climbing into the ring with that crowbar...damn it no!! I can't...T Money...LOOK OUT--OOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: (bangs the desk) WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!!?!?

VJ: HE HIT DJP!!!!!!!!!! T MONEY DUCKED, AND DJP CAUGHT THAT CROWBAR RIGHT IN THE HEAD!!! RIGHT TO THE TOP OF THE HEAD...RIGHT HAND, DOWN GOES SEWASIDE!!! THE REFEREE STARTING TO COME TO...

KT: NO!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!

VJ: Money with the cover...1...............2.................3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: DAMN IT!!! DAMN IT!!! DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!

Ding Ding Ding!!! ***Cue "Bloodline Anthem"

Announcer: Here are your winners, and STILL NFWA Tag Team Champions: THE BLOOD HOUNDS!!!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: IT BACKFIRED!!!! ANGELFIRE'S PLAN BACKFIRED!!! HOW ABOUT THAT YA SON OF A BITCH?! HOW'S THAT FOR YOUR ANGELFIRE NIGHT??!?!

KT: Screw you Johnson! There was no way...I mean...Sewaside! What the heck were you thinking?!

VJ: DJP is out like a light!! Kerrboski...look at the look on his face! He can't believe it, and this crowd is loving it! The Blood Hounds...STILL the NFWA Tag Team Champions! Yeah!!!

(The referee hands both Tag belts to T Money and he begins to celebrate in the ring. Suddenly, Stevo comes up from behind him and snatches one of the belts away. They turn around and face one another as the music dies down and Angelfire heads back up to ramp towards the locker room)

KT: What's this all about?

VJ: Now c'mon guys...after all you've just been through...all the odds you've just overcome...don't tell me it's gonna come down to this. Don't tell me...Stevo and T Money...going face to face...eye to eye...c'mon no!

KT: HIT HIM, STEVO!!! HIT HIM!! HIT HIM!!! HI...

VJ: NO!! STEVO EXTENDING THE HAND!!! Stevo offering the hand of friendship to T Money...will he shake it? Will T Money...

KT: NO!!! NO!!! NNNNN...

VJ: YES HE DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

VJ: The differences have finally been settled! The Blood Hounds are back on the same page! The Champions are finally--OH MY GOD! WAIT A MINUTE!! STEVO JUST DROPPED T MONEY...

KT: (smiling) WHAT?!

VJ: Stevo just took down T Money with that Judo flip...and he's got the arm!!! Stevo's got the arm...AND LOOK AT THIS NOW!!!! ARM BAR!!! STEVO...WITH SOME KINDA ARMBAR--T MONEY WRITHING IN PAIN!!!! T MONEY...I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS, DAMN IT!!! WE'VE GOT OFFICIALS OUT HERE TO TRY AND GET STEVO OFF OF T MONEY...

KT: He's gonna break his arm, Johnson! He's gonna break his arm!!!

(Stevo has the armbar locked in for a good 30-40 seconds before officials are finally able to pull him off of him. The crowd gives a mixed reaction in the background as Stevo turns towards the camera and motions for a title belt around his waist)

VJ: Oh God...ladies and gentlemen, I cannot believe what we've just seen!

KT: I told you, Veej! I told you!

VJ: The Blood Hounds retain the titles, but Stevo may have just killed the Tag Team after the match! My God...why did he attack T Money? What the hell does this mean for the Tag Titles?!

****Commercial****

(The scene opens in the VIP room, where see Kerrboski and Firestorm basically having a fit. DJP is sitting on the sofa next to Alyssa with a can of Diet Dr. Pepper on his forehead, while Tina is sitting on another sofa adjusting her ring gear)

Firestorm: I can't believe this sh*t!!!

Kerrboski: THIS IS BOGUS!!! TOTALLY BOGUS! You ok, DJP?

DJP: (nods, holds head)

Kerrboski: Damn it, Sewaside, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!

Sewaside: My fault?!

Kerrboski: Yeah!

Firestorm: Who the f*ck asked you to come down to the ring anyway?!

Sewaside: Well if y'all was handling y'all business like you was sposed to I wouldn't have had to come down there!

Kerrboski: That's crap, and you know it! We had the titles won if not for you...

Sewaside: You betta take some of that base out ya voice for I...

Tina: SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!

(Suddenly, the door bursts open and in walks T Money)

Sewaside: Hey, what the f...(starts towards him)

T Money: (to Tina) You see what happened out there?!

Tina: Hu...hold on Sewaside! Who the hell you think you are coming in here like that?!

T Money: That bitch ass Stevo...you see what that mothaf*cka did?!?!! Huh?! I want his ass!!! I want his ass tonight!!!

VJ: What?!

Tina: (smiles) Wait a minute, wait. You want a match with Stevo?! (T nods) Tonight?!

T Money: I'ma show his ass some sh*t! Me and him, tonight! Do I got my match!

Tina: (almost laughing) Sure...I've got no problem with that!

T Money: Good!

Tina: Kick ass, T!

T Money: I will! (turns to Sewaside) And I ain't forgot about yo bitch ass neither, mothaf*cka!

(T fakes a jab at Sewaside before turning and exiting the room)

KT: Did you hear that, Veej?!

VJ: Oh my goodness! Not only...not only Diamond and Tina...but Stevo and T Money as well?! Oh my God! WHAT A NIGHT!!!

Shark Vs Kaos

(#1 by Nelly starts up over the PA system and the crowd boos wildly in the background as Kaos walks out from the locker room and heads down the entrance ramp to the ring. On his way, he taunts a few of the fans before hopping onto the ring apron, stepping through the ropes and raising his arms into the air to soak up the boos. The music dies down, the lights return to normal and The areana goes dark. Then a dim blue light and fog fills the areana. The familiar Daa-DUM... DAAA-DUM comes over the areanas PA and the crowd erupts.The music grows faster and the intensity of the cheering crowd grows as well. The camera then focuses on the entrance and the Shark emerges as the music switches to Tom Sawyer by RUSH. He steps from behind the curtain and throws his arm up into the air TD style as the crowd bust. He starts down the entrance ramp with a look of intensity in his eyes. He climbs up the ring stairs, shoots Kaos an intense glare before stepping through the ropes and walking towards the center of the ring. He goes face to face with Kaos...Kaos shoves him...he shoves him back and catches him with a hard right hand as referee Jim Jonathan calls for the bell)

Ding Ding Ding!!

VJ; Oh, there's the bell ,and the fight is on!!! Kaos and Shark!! These 2 NFWA greats...future Hall of Famers slugging it out in the center of the ring. On a night where we've seen Diamond return to challenge Tina to a match here tonight on the Slam! On a night we're we've seen the Blood Hounds successfully defend the Tag Titles, then explode right before our very eyes! On a night where Angelfire has apparently...well...there looked to be a little dissention in the ranks!

KT: No way! Fuck you, man! Everything in Angelfire is just fine!

VJ: Excuse me, did you just say...

KT: Don't make me repeat myself! I may be a Broadcast Journalist but I am NOT above bitch smacking you from here to Toledo, mister!

VJ: Please! Irish whip...reversal by Shark sends Kaos into the ropes! Kaos ducks the clothesline coming off...off the other side...Shark misses with the elbow...here he comes again--OH!!!! High Cross Body and he's caught!!! Kaos caught in midair by the multi-time Intercontinental Champion...AND HE DRIVES HIM TO THE MAT WITH AN ATLANTIS EXPRESS!!!! This one may be all...2...NO!! Kaos able to kickout after 2!

KT: You know, Vince, I've got a lot of respect for both of these men. These are two great athletes, arguably the best never to hold the World Title!

VJ: Well...actually Shark is a former GFW Champion...beating, of all people, Panther, back in May of 2000...ironically, with the help of Joanie, Panther's then girlfriend...I still can't figure out this situation with her. She hasn't said a word since turning her back on Diamond last month on the Slam, as Shark tosses Kaos to the outside, and I've got a bad feeling about this one.

KT: Yeah, we've seen enough tonight without you guys coming over here!

VJ: Shark slamming Kaos facefirst into the ring apron. He's got him by the hair now...Kaos with a shot to the gut...another one breaks the grip of the Shark--WHO FIRES BACK WITH A RAKE TO THE FACE OF KAOS!!! Shark...

KT: He's a lot more aggressive than I last remem--

VJ: OOH!!!!!!!!! Kaos reverses the Irish whip, and Shark goes crashing hard into the stairs!!!!!!!!!!!! Shark...my goodness, he is hurt! And where's Kaos going?! Kaos headed over to the timekeeper's table...he just grabbed himself a chair!!

KT: Uh oh!

VJ: Kaos with that steel chair! Shark doesn't see him...OH!!!!! HARD shot right across the spine of Shark...AND ANOTHER ONE right to the leg!!!! Kaos...my goodness...

KT: Hey, Veej, both these guys are aggressive! What's gotten into them?

VJ: This one is a battle of pride! Shark, this is his 1st NFWA match in almost a year...his 1st match since losing Stacy Blitch in the September 11th attacks, as Kaos tosses him back into the ring. As for Kaos, Kaos is determined to break the stigma of being Rick Bruiser's #2 man! He is ready to break out on his own and rise to the top of the NFWA, where so many experts predicted he would be 2 years ago!

KT: Yeah, he's wants to break out of that role, but right now it looks like he's gonna break Shark's LEG!!

VJ: OH! Kaos driving the elbow right into the insertion of the knee!!! AND AGAIN!!!! Kaos working on the wheels of the big man, Shark!

KT: He just may rip out that leg and people him with it!

VJ: Kaos, wrenching that knee...Shark in quite a bit of trouble. Great strategy on the part of the former 4 time X-Treme Champion...as Shark uses that power...that great upper body strength to pull himself with one hand!! One hand pulling himself to the ropes...

KT: That is awesome!

VJ: And he's got it! Shark's right hand on the bottom rope...Kaos has gotta break it!

KT: Yeah, he wants to break the leg! That's what he wants to break...

VJ: Oh...Kaos releasing the hold...oh! Once again, Kaos jerking on the knee! Trying to wrench that knee of Shark...oh! Kaos dragging him back out towards the center of the ring.

KT: Do you know what it would do for the career of Kaos to make Shark submit? In his return match?!

VJ: Well we could very well find out here! Kaos with the spinning toe hold...oh wait a MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!

KT: OW!!!!!

VJ: Shark with that boot!!! That big boot sending Kaos sailing into the turnbuckles! Kaos...he looks a little shaken up after that shot, and watch Shark now! Trying to get back to his feet...Kaos tries for a right, Shark blocks it AND CONNECTS WITH THE SHARK BITE!!!!!!! SHARK BITE, RIGHT TO THE THROAT, AND KAOS GOES TUMBLING TO THE OUTSIDE ONCE AGAIN!!!

KT: Man, Veej! This is a fight! That's all I've gotta say!

VJ: You're not lying about that! Kaos down on the outside...and Shark headed out after him! Shark...

KT: I dunno how well that leg's doing.

VJ: Yes, Shark walking with a slight limp after that chairshot earlier on...not to mention the punishment put on the leg inside the ring! And look at Kaos! Kaos just spotted Shark behind him, and it looks like he's gonna try and make an escape of sorts!

KT: I wouldn't blame him!

VJ: Kaos...trying to create some distance! Shark right behind him...oh wait a minute! Kaos back over here by us...he's got that chair again! Kaos...he's gonna try and catch Shark with the cha--OOOOOOH!!!!!!!!

KT: DID YOU HEAR THAT?!?!?

VJ: STEEL ON SKULL!!!!!!!!!! SHARK JUST BOOTED THAT CHAIR BACK INTO THE FACE OF KAOS...KAOS SENT FLYING ONTO THE UKRAINIAN ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!!!!!

KT: Quick, brainteaser, Veej! What language do they speak in the Ukraine?

VJ: (looks at Kevin like he's an idiot) What the...what's that got to do with anything?! I'm trying to call a match here!

KT: Don't know? I understand.

VJ: (rolls eyes) Kaos is out of it on the table, and what is Shark doing?! Shark...the 300 plus pound monster...

KT: No he's not! No!!

VJ: Shark headed up to the top rope...the man is 6'6"...he's 330 pounds! Don't tell me...

KT: Oh my God no! Oh my God NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

(The crowd goes wild in the background. Chants of "SHARK! SHARK! SHARK!!" start up in the background)

VJ: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!

KT: That's incredible, Veej! I mean...DARN! Did you see that?!

VJ: Shark...that had to be a 10-15 foot dive off the top rope with a leg drop through the table!!! Kaos has been destroyed! The table has been destroyed, and Shark may have destroyed himself in the process!

KT: That was just amazing...I can't believe...AND HE'S UP AFTER THAT!!!

VJ: Shark is back up!!! Shark back to his feet...

KT: He's not human, Veej! He can't be!! He can't!!

VJ: Shark back to his feet, and listen to this crowd!! This crowd going absolutely crazy, and Shark signaling for the kill!!!

KT: Yeah...and I think this is about it!

VJ: Shark has Kaos by the hair...Kaos tossed back into the ring! And this crowd is on its feet, Kevin! We could be just moments away from seeing the legendary Shark Attack!

KT: Well if Kaos is still in this thing, he needs to do something quick! Shark hits this move and he's done!

VJ: Shark headed up top!

KT: oh boy!!!!

VJ: Shark...this 6'6" monster up on top...Kaos trying to get back to his feet...

KT: Here it comes...

VJ: BOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHARK ATTACK!!!! THIS ONE IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!! The cover...hook of the leg...HE GOT HIM!!!!!!

Ding Ding Ding!!!!***Cue "Tom Sawyer"

Announcer: Here is your winner: SHARK!!!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: Shark picks up the win in his return match here in the NFWA, and give him credit, Kevin! This match...this was highly competitive, could've gone either way!!! Both men deserve nothing but respect.

KT: I've gotta get my brain checked, because I'm actually agreeing with you. Shark and Kaos...I respect them both! Like I said, they're probably two of the best never to be NFWA Champion, and after tonight, win, lose, or draw, I think both these guys showed they've got the stuff. As a matter of fact...don't you think they'd look good in Angefire red?

VJ: (looks at Kevin like a fool)

(The camera cuts backstage, where we see Psyko Stevo walking to ringside with a sinister smirk on his face)

VJ: Well, ladies and gentlemen...UP NEXT!!!!!!! The Blood Hounds will explode!!! The Tag Team Champions are gonna get it on!!! It's Stevo! T Money! Oh my God, don't you go away!!!!

***Commercial***

(The scene opens in the locker room, where we see Tristram lying in a pile of trash surrounded by NFWA officials.)

VJ: We're back, folks, and...

KT: What's this? '

VJ: That's Tristram...what in the world...HEY!!! THAT'S PYRO!!!

KT: Who?!

VJ: Pyro...the newcomer Pyro...has he done this to the Light Heavyweight Champion?

KT: I think it's pretty obvious, Veej!!!

VJ: Tristram has been laid out! These officials trying to get Pyro back! Get him outta there! Get him...my God, what has gotten into everyone tonight??!?!

And Finally...

(The arena lights dim, and "Between Angels and Insects" hits the PA system. Green mist pours out from the locker room, and the crowd gives a mixed reaction as Psyko Stevo heads down the entrance ramp to ringside. He slides into the ring, hits off the ropes and begins pacing back and forth as the music dies down)

VJ: Well fans, here we go! The time is now! Stevo...T Money...the Blood Hounds...former Blood Hounds...they're gonna go at it right here!

KT: I can't wait...

(2 fireballs flare up in the rafters and slam into the stage as the "Bloodline Anthem" hits the PA system. Red, blue and silver spotlights shine on the entrance...but no one comes out. After about 10-20 seconds, the music dies down and the lights return to normal)

VJ: What's going on?

KT: What...did T Money chicken out?

VJ: Stevo is in the ring...we're awaiting the #1 contender for...

(Suddenly, the camera cuts backstage, where we see a padlock on the Blood Hound dressing room.)

T Money: ***BANGS ON THE DOOR*** HEY!!! LEMME OUT!!! LET ME OUT!! ***BANG BANG***

VJ: Hey wait a minute! Is that...is that T Money?! Someone has locked T Money inside that dressing room!!! What the...what the hell is going o...

****BUZZZZZZZZZ!!! BUZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!! BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!****

(Suddenly, the arena lights drop, a HUGE RED pyro blast goes off on stage, and the "You Gets No Love remix" hits the PA system. Throbbing red and pink lights shine on the entrance and the crowd boos wildly as Tina walks out onto the stage)

KT: Oh my gosh, it's Tina!

VJ: Tina?! What in the hell is she...OH GOD!!!! ANGELFIRE IS IN THE RING!!! ANGELFIRE IS IN THE RING!!!!

KT: Oh Stevo...

VJ: DAMN IT!!!! KERRBOSKI FROM BEHIND!!!!! Kerrboski...DJP...Alyssa...Sewaside...what the hell is going on here?!?!

KT: (smiling) I dunno, Vince...I really...

VJ: Angelfire doing a number on Stevo! T Money is trapped in the dressing room!! Stevo is all alone!!! Stevo is all alone...Sewaside with that crowbar--DAMN IT!!!!! THAT CROWBAR SHOT RIGHT TO THE RIBS!!! AND THE HEAD!!! STEVO IS BEING MUGGED OUT HERE, DAMN IT!!! THAT'S ALL THIS IS IS A DAMN MUGGING!!!

KT: Look at the look on Tina's face, Veej! This is...this is brilliant! Absolute...GENIUS!!!

(The camera cuts backstage, where we see officials trying to unlock the padlock on the Blood Hound door.)

VJ: There you see backstage! Officials trying their damndest to free T Money!! This was supposed to be the Blood Hounds, one on one...and good God, Stevo's been busted wide open! Psyko Stevo...he is being absolutely taken apart in this very ring!

KT: Yes, Vince Johnson! We already saw the death of the Blood Hounds, now Stevo is going down as well!

VJ: And look at Kerrboski now! The Superstars...they've got chairs!!! Kerrboski and DJP...Stevo trying his best to get back to his feet, but...

KT: LOOK AT THIS...

VJ: DAMN!!!!!!!!!! DAMN!!!!! DOUBLE CHAIRSHOT RIGHT TO THE HEAD...WE NEED SOME HELP OUT HERE, DAMN IT!!!! Stevo...Stevo is being absolutely decimated in the ring! He is being absolutely taken apart!

(The camera cuts back to the locker room, where we see the officials trying to get the door open)

VJ: And fans...there you see these officials once again...trying to get T Money outta that dressing room.

KT: T Money needs to thank his lucky stars they locked him in there...otherwise he'd be getting much of the same...

VJ: OH WAIT A MINUTE!!! THE DOOR'S BEEN OPENED!!! THE DOOR'S OPEN AND LOOK AT T!!! T MONEY EXPLODED OUT OF THAT DRESSING ROOM!

VJ: Uh oh...um...guys!!!! Guys, we've got trouble!!!

KT: You're damn right we've got trouble!!! T Money on his way out here to ringside! I know he and Stevo aren't seeing eye to eye...but maybe...just maybe, T will do what's right! T Money will come to help out his former partner! His former best friend! And good God, they're gonna spike him!!! Sewaside and Alyssa have Stevo set up for the Spike Piledriver! Good God don't...

(Suddenly, 2 fireballs flare up in the rafters and "The Bloodline Anthem" starts up over the PA system. The crowd goes absolutely crazy as T Money walks out from the locker room with sledgehammer in hand)

KT: DAMN IT!!!

VJ: HERE HE COMES!!!!! T MONEY!!!! T MONEY HEADED OUT HERE TO RINGSIDE...AND ALL I CAN SAY IS THANK GOD!!!!!

KT: Guys...this might be a good time to get away!!!

VJ: T MONEY HEADED INTO THE RING WITH THAT SLEDGEHAMMER!!! AND HERE WE GO!!! IT'S ON NOW!!! IT'S ON---SON OF A BITCH!!!! HE HIT STEVO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: (pretend shock) OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! Vince...what did...what just happened here?!

VJ: T MONEY HIT STEVO...DAMN IT...TELL ME HE DIDN'T...TINA'S SMILING!!! T MONEY IS SMILING!!! WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE??!? WHAT IN THE HELL?!?!

(Tina climbs into the ring, goes face to face with T Money...and suddenly gives him a BIG hug as "The Bloodline Anthem" starts up over the PA system once again)

KT: Oh my goodness...Vince...does this mean...does this mean what I think it means?!?!

VJ: DAMN IT, IT WAS ALL A SETUP!!!! IT WAS A DAMN SETUP!!! T Money...T Money and Sewaside shaking hands...I can't believe this!!! T MONEY...I THINK...THE SON OF A...T MONEY HAS JUST JOINED ANGELFIRE!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

****Commercial****

(When the break ends, the "You Gets No Love" remix is playing over the PA system as Tina, Firestorm, and the rest of Angelfire, including T Money (who's now wearing an Angelfire T-shirt). Tina has a mic in her hands, as chants of "You sold out, You sold out" echo throughout the arena)

Tina: SEATTLE...DID I NOT SAY IT?!?!? Did we not promise it?!?! Did we not guarantee that tonight would be an Angelfire night?!?!?! (loud boos) You can boo alllll you want, but that still doesn't change the fact that T Money...the #1 contender, and NEXT NFWA ULTIMATE Champion...is now a full-fledged member of Angelfire!!!!!!!!

(T raises his arms into the air as the crowd boos louder in the background. The camera focuses on the floor, where the World Class Superstars look VERY confused)

Tina: Ok...so...Ice Cube's in jail! Stevo's...he's taken care of! Darkest Desires...we won't hafta worry about here for a LONG, LONG time! Why...I think there's just one person left to stand in Angelfire's path...Diamond! (crowd pops in the background) Yes, Diamond! Ms. Queen of Extreme! See, in a few moments, I get to do exactly what I've been wanting to do since the day I met you...and that's beat you within an inch of your life and take you out of the NFWA and wrestling permanently! Well I'm ready, Diamond! I'm ready to go!!! So if you're woman enough, you'll get your ass out here right now...so that I can rid the wrestling world of you once...(smiles sweetly) and for all!!! (crowd boos)

VJ: Diamond...Diamond shouldn't go through with this. This is just too dangerous.

KT: oh pish posh, Vinnie. You heard her! She doesn't care about Angelfire, she doesn't care about Joanie, all she wants to do is get her hands on Tina! Well here's her one and only chance!

VJ: Stevo has been taken out...Ice Cube has been taken to jail...there's no one left to help out Diamond if...

(Suddenly, a pyro blast goes off on stage as "Supergirl" starts up over the PA system. Pink and purple spotlights shine on the stage as Diamond walks out from the locker room and heads down the entrance ramp to the ring)

VJ: Diamond...for the love of God, don't go in there!

KT: Veej, you heartless bastard! Haven't you ever heard of a woman's right to choose? She wanted it, and she's gonna get it, right here!

VJ: Diamond headed down to the ring...and look at Tina...that cocky, arrogant smile on her face...this is not a smart move by Diamond! The entire Angelfire group at ringside...OH WAIT A MINUTE---SPEAR BY DIAMOND!!!!!!!

KT: WHAT?!?!?!?

VJ: DIAMOND!!!! DIAMOND IS MAULING TINA!!! DIAMOND IS MAULING TINA!!!!!! SHE IS BEATING THE LIVING HELL--AWW WAIT A DAMN MINUTE!!!! T MONEY HAS DIAMOND BY THE HAIR!!! T MONEY'S GOT DIAMOND...OH!!!!!

KT: What a cheap shot, Vince!!

VJ: Diamond with a low blow just nailed T Money! In comes Sewaside...HE CATCHES A RIGHT HAND ON THE JAW!!! DJP on the apron...DOWN HE GOES!!!! Kerrboski!!! FIRESTORM!!! DIAMOND TAKING ON THE WHOLE GROUP!!! DIAMOND TAKING ON THE WHOLE ANGELFIRE---NO!!!!!!!! Alyssa from behind ...just shattered that mirror...she just broke that mirror over the back of the head of Diamond! And look at the vultures swarm!!! What a low life groupe of...DAMN!!!

KT: (breathing heavily) Oh...I've been waiting for this for a long time!!! Get her, Tina!!! Get her!!

VJ: The Superstars holding Diamond...OH!!!! Big boot right to the midsection!! And look at this! Diamond is defenseless!!! Tina stomping away on a helpless Diamond! This is dispicable!!!

KT: This is the end of Diamond...

VJ: of for the love of God no! Firestorm!! He just pulled a gascan...he's got a blowtorch and a gascan from underneath the ring! Don't tell me he's gonna...

KT: Yes!! He's gonna rid the NFWA of this harbenger of filth!! He's going to take out the trash...by BURNING IT!!!

VJ: This is going too damn far, damn it! Diamond is helpless in the ring!!! Firestorm with the gascan...with the blowtorch! Can we get some he---OOOOOOOOH!!!!!!

(Suddenly, a HUGE pyro blast goes off on stage and "Can't Deny It" by Fabolous hits the PA system. The crowd goes WILD as flashing red and white spotlights swarm the arena)

KT: WHAT THE HELL?!?!?

VJ: THAT'S PANTHER'S MUSIC!!! PANTHER...IS HE HERE?!?!

KT: Where is he??!?! Where...

VJ: Angelfire...look at the look on Tina's face--PANTHER FROM THE CROWD!!! PANTHER FROM THE CROWD WITH A CHAIR...

KT: OH MY GOD, LOOK OUT!!!!!

VJ: OOOOOOOH MY!!!!!!!!! CHAIRSHOT!!!!! PANTHER JUST NAILED FIRESTORM WITH THE DAMNDEST CHAIRSHOT...SEWASIDE CATCHES ONE AS WELL!!! KERRBOSKI!!! DJP!!! PANTHER...OH MY GOD, PANTHER IS HITTING EVERYTHING THAT MOVES!!!!

KT: Get away, Tina!! Get away---YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!

VJ: ALYSSA SANDERS GOES DOWN!!!!!!

KT: he hit Alyssa!!! That...BRUTE!!!!!

VJ: Panther has come to the aid of his wife Diamond! This crowd is going absolutely wild...T Money nails him from behind with a hard right hand!!! And another one!! Panther in some trouble...uh oh!! T Money's got the sledgehammer! Don't tell me he's gonna...DIAMOND DOWNSTAIRS AGAIN!!!!

KT: NO!

VJ: Diamond downstairs a 2nd time on T Money...AND HE WALKS RIGHT INTO THE PANTHER CUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE PANTHER CUTTER!!!! T MONEY HAS BEEN LAID OUT BY THE CEO!!!! PANTHER IS BACK AND LOOK AT TINA!!!! Panther just turned his attention to Tina!

KT: Tina, please, get outta there!!!

VJ: Panther...look at the Rage in his eyes!!! Panther...he's gonna take Tina out once and for all!!

KT: Hey wait a second! That's Joanie!! That's Joanie!

VJ: Joanie's in the ring! Joanie's in the ring!

KT: Oh my God, LOOK OUT...

(Panther turns to hit Tina with the chair, but stops dead in his tracks when he spots Joanie. The two stare one another down in the center of the ring, as chants of "F*ck her up, Panther, F*ck her up **CLAP, CLAP**" echo through out the arena. As Tina hides behind her sister in the corner, Joanie and Panther continue to stare one another down as the screen fades to black)

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