*¤* IN THE BACK...Cyrus is heard over the speaker system alerting people in the locker room...*¤*
Cyrus: Last chance to get your names in the hat. Hurry to my office if you want a chance to be the first ever OCW Television Champion!
*¤* Edge and Christian hear the announcement in a nearby hallway...*¤*
Edge: Christian, that tournament is absolutely going to reek of sucktitude!
Christian: I know, they need some real stars to be in it!
Edge: Totally! You think we should sign up?
Christian: Of course! What would that tournament be without the Kings of Cool E&C!?
Edge: They totally need our awesomeness to survive!
Christian: Yeah, high five!
*¤* The two exchange high fives and hurry down the hallway. They open the door to Cyrus' office and walk in. They write their names down and stick them in the hat.*¤* Cyrus: Thank you guys...and about the last couple of weeks...I'm still very sorr–
Christian: Cram-it CRY-RUS!
Edge: You rate a ten on the henosity scale!
Christian: Talk to us when you stop scraping the bowels of sucktitude dork chop.
Cyrus: But guys–
*¤* Edge and Christian walk out on Cyrus.*¤*
Cyrus: Oh well...maybe they don't want to be in the tournament after all...
*¤* Cyrus looks through the hat, pulls two pieces of paper out, and throws them in the trash. He then leaves his office, hat in hand.*¤*

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