Cameron Cade: I'm getting word from the back that Cyrus is on his way out here right now.
Chase Cassidy: Woohoo! He's going to announce something about the TV Title tournament, I just know it!
Cameron Cade: As if he hasn't given us enough joy with his first appearance, he has to come out again. What a–
Voice: EXCUSE ME! EXCUUUUUUSE MEEE!
Cyrus: Show me some respect dammit! Don't make me come out there fat boy! I'll have you know that I can get your stinky self thrown out of here if need be. Watch your mouth! That goes for you too Cade. I've heard your discouraging remarks toward me and I want you to know that...I'M WITH THE OFFICE DAMMIT! I have the BRASS!
Chase Cassidy: Haha! He just bus' a cap on you!
Cameron Cade: You did not just say "bus' a cap"...
Chase Cassidy: Did too! Oo dang!
Cyrus: Now down to business. We have a fully loaded card for tonight's show, but I wanted to start the Television Title tournament here...on pay per view. Thought I was going to say Philadelphia huh? Hah! Yeah right!
Cyrus: So I've decided to have one match in the tournament tonight, just to get the thing kicked off. You won't know who else is in the tournament until I announce them all because tonight I'm just drawing two names. Those two will compete here tonight, in that very ring down there! Here goes nothing...
Cyrus: The first competitor in the tournament is....DROZ!
Chase Cassidy: What!? DROZ!?
Cameron Cade: Yes, unfortunately Droz is back from the injury he suffered several months back.
Chase Cassidy: Woohoo! Droz will be the first TV Champ! I can smell it already!
Cyrus: And his opponent in the first match of the TV title tournament is...
Cyrus: There must be some sort of mistake...who the hell is this!? WHO THE HELL IS OASIS!?
Cameron Cade: Oasis is in the tournament!?
Chase Cassidy: Who is that!?
Cameron Cade: Oasis is a hugely popular independent wrestling scene star here in Pennsylvania! Listen to the fans! They love him!
Cyrus: This must be some mistake...who the hell is Oasis? I've never heard of this guy. Is he some backyard fed level native wrestler or something!? Oh well...the show must go on right? The first match in the tournament to crown the first EVER OCW Television Champion is Droz vs Oasis, and it's next!