*¤* "Well I'm an ASS MAN!" Mr. Ass Billy Gunn's music hits and out comes Chyna. A second later out comes Mr. Ass himself...walk backwards and shaking his ass. He wears his Intercontinental Belt backwards. He gets to the edge of the stage where Chyna is waiting and turns around. They walk down the ramp together laughing and joking around. Chyna stays at ringside while Billy Gunn gets in the ring.*¤*
Cameron Cade: Fans around the world love DX!
*¤* Kurt Angle's music plays and pictures of his gold medals appear on the OCW Tron. He comes out. About half way down the ramp he stops, raises his arms in the air, and fireworks shoot off from under the stage. He gets booed all the way down the ramp.*¤*
Chase Cassidy: My Olympic Hero has arrived! He even has red, white, and blue colored fireworks! Why don't these people like him!? Are they not patriotic or what!?
*¤* Kurt Angle refuses to get in the ring. The referee argues with him, but Kurt still stays on the outside pointing and yelling at Mr. Ass. Chyna comes around the ring and rolls Angle in the ring to a huge pop! Mr. Ass stomps away on Angle. He lets him get up and immediately knocks him down with a clothesline. Angle gets right back up only to be knocked down with a dropkick this time. Mr. Ass showboats a little shaking his posterior. Kurt Angle clips Billy's knee knocking him down. They both get up about the same time, but Billy is limping. Kurt kicks him right in his knee several times. Kurt hooks Mr. Ass and throws him with an overhead belly to belly suplex. He pulls Gunn over to the ropes by his leg and sets it on the bottom rope. Kurt jumps up and slams all of his body weight down on Billy's knee.*¤*
Chase Cassidy: Look at Kurt Angle, he's using that intelligence right there!
*¤* Kurt Angle stomps on Gunn's knee some more. Chyna yells at the referee and the referee pulls Angle off of Gunn. Angle argues with the ref while Mr. Ass gets to his feet. Angle turns around and Billy levels him with a clothesline. Angle gets right back up. Mr. Ass bounces off the ropes and charges at Angle. Kurt grabs Gunn and throws him with another belly to belly suplex. Kurt laughs as he walks over to Billy and locks in the figure four leglock. Mr. Ass refuses to give up. Kurt grabs the bottom rope behind the referee's back. Chyna tells the ref, but by the time the ref checks it out, Kurt lets go of the rope. The fans boo Angle's cheating style.*¤*
Cameron Cade: These fans are really getting on Angle. I can't say I blame them.
Chase Cassidy: Why!?
Cameron Cade: He was cheating!
Chase Cassidy: Was not!
Cameron Cade: He was using the bottom rope for leverage, don't tell me that's not cheating!
Chase Cassidy: I never saw anything like that...
Cameron Cade: Yeah, you never do...
*¤* Mr. Ass finally makes it to the ropes. The referee warns Kurt to break the hold but he won't. Chyna gets up on the ring apron and tries to get in the ring to break it up. The referee stops her and while he's distracted, Kurt lets go of Gunn's legs. He hurries to get up and quickly starts stomping on Billy's knee. Chyna gets off the apron and the referee gets back to the match. Kurt angle pulls Billy Gunn to his feet. He goes for another belly to belly, but Mr. Ass stops it. He lifts Angle up and slams him down with a Rock Bottom!*¤*
Cameron Cade: Rock bottom! Rock bottom by Mr. Ass! This could be over!
*¤* Gunn covers Angle...*¤*
Cameron Cade: ONE! TWO!
Chase Cassidy: NO! My Olympic hero kicks out! It's going to take more than that to put him away!
*¤* Both men lay on the mat for a little while. Kurt Angle gets to his feet first, but Gunn was close behind. Kurt whips Mr. Ass toward the ropes but Gunn counters. Angle bounces off the ropes and comes back only to be met with a hard powerslam! Angle gets back up and Gunn kicks him in the gut. He goes for the Fameasser but Kurt moves out of the way! Kurt goes for a suplex but Gunn reverses with a ddt. He pulls Kurt up and whips him into the corner. Gunn charges and goes for a splash, but Kurt pulls the referee in and moves out of the way.*¤*
Cameron Cade: Oh no!
Chase Cassidy: Mr. Ass just attacked that referee! Someone, quick, disqualify him.
*¤* The referee is down while Kurt Angle goes to the outside and grabs a chair. He brings it back in the ring. Billy gets up, but Kurt cracks the chair across Billy's knee cap. He's about to unleash more punishment on Billy but Chyna gets in the ring. She goes to clothesline Kurt, but Kurt knocks her down. He's about to hit her with the chair when BOOM! Pyro shoot off from under the stage. Kurt turns toward the entrance way but nothing happens.*¤*
Chase Cassidy: What's going on!?
Cameron Cade: I don't know...maybe those weren't supposed to go off...
*¤* Chris Jericho comes out of the crowd and sneaks in the ring behind Angle. He grabs the chair from him. Kurt Angle turns around and Jericho clocks him with the chair! CRACK! Angle goes down and the crowd loves it. Jericho slides out of the ring while Chyna tries to revive the referee. Mr. Ass manages to get to his feet. Kurt Angle gets up to his knees and Mr. Ass nails him with the fameasser! The referee slowly counts...1...2...3!*¤*
Cameron Cade: Mr. Ass Billy Gunn retains the OCW Intercontinental Title!
Chase Cassidy: Yeah, only with the help of Chris Jericho!
Cameron Cade: Kurt Angle was about to hit Chyna with a chair! Thank god someone did something!
Chase Cassidy: What is up with Chris Jericho!? Look at him, he and Chyna are helping Mr. Ass up the ramp! Poor Kurt Angle, he was so close, then Jericho had to screw him!

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