¤Rob Van Dam is shown stretching in the back. Kalissa LeBlanc walks up to him.¤
Kalissa LeBlanc: Excuse me, Rob...may I have a few minutes of your time?
Rob Van Dam: Sure thing Kalissa.
Kalissa LeBlanc: Tonight you have a match with the Office’s henchman, Rhino. I’ve recently heard that it’s going to be a weapons match...is there any truth to that?
Rob Van Dam: Actually yeah, there is. It is going to be a weapons match after all...you know, adds a little more to the match.
Kalissa LeBlanc: You’ve defeated Rhino twice already in this series best of five matches...but he’s also defeated you twice. Tonight is the rubber match so to speak, are you nervous or confident that you’ll come out on top.
Rob Van Dam: Of course I’ll come out on top, if you like it that way of course. But...I’m R...V...D! I’m the whole f’n show, and there’s not a thing Rhino can do about that!
¤Rhino hears what RVD just said about him from across the room...¤
Rhino: *screaming* OH THERE ISN’T, IS THERE!?
¤Kalissa screams and runs away as Rhino runs across the room and GORES RVD into a Pepsi machine!!¤
Rhino: Whole f’n show huh? We’ll see about that now twirp!
¤RVD is rolling around on the floor clutching at his ribs after Rhino’s huge gore.¤
Rhino: *laughing* See you in the ring!
¤Rhino walks off and Kalissa runs back with an EMT to check on RVD.¤