¤The theme music of the newly reformed Hardy Boyz hits every speaker throught the arena. The fans go crazy as the "Boyz" come out onto the stage full of energy. They pose at the top of the ramp as the flashes from cameras go off creating a blinding sight.¤
Cameron Cade: The fans are obviously thrilled that the Hardy brothers are back together at last. The Hardyz seem to be bursting with energy tonight!
Chase Cassidy: Pfft! They remind me of hyperactive children who've just eaten too much sugared cereal! They're going to get cavities!
Cameron Cade: That's completely out of context here Chase...
Chase Cassidy: No it's not, I was talking about sugared cereal!
Cameron Cade: Which is ALSO out of context...in any case...the Hardyz are in the ring ready to go. They want those tag team titles. I'd like to think they'd seem more important now that they've gotten back together.
Chase Cassidy: Oh blah, blah, blah. Don't get too mushy on me here Cade.
¤The Hardy Boyz get ready in the ring as trumpets blare. Out come William Regal and Kurt Angle, the OCW Tag Team Champions. They walk half way down the ramp, and as Regal thanks all the fans who are booing him, Kurt Angle shoots his arms into the air. Out from under the stage shoot fireworks of red, white, and blue. Angle and Regal climb the steps and enter the ring. Kurt Angle poses for the fans and Regal makes sure the referee checks the Hardy Boyz for hidden foreign objects. The referee checks and finds nothing, but Regal makes him do the check one more time. Once again the referee finds nothing and calls for the bell. The Hardy Boyz run across the ring and attack their opponents. Matt Hardy has Regal in one corner and Jeff has Kurt Angle in the corner to the left. Jeff whips Angle across the ring to the opposite corner, then Matt whips Regal across the ring into the other corner. Matt gets down on his knees in front of Regal as Jeff goes across the ring to get in position. He runs straight for Regal and using Matt as a catapult, he nails their signature move Poetry in Motion. Matt goes over to Angle, who is still in the other corner, and gets down on his knees once again. Jeff goes to the opposite side of the ring as he did before. He charges across the ring and uses Matt to go for Poetry in Motion another time. Kurt Angle catches Jeff in mid-air though and tosses him over the top rope to the floor!¤
Chase Cassidy: WoO! Did you see that!? That is why they are our Tag Team Champions!
¤Matt kicks Angle in the stomach a few times, goes to the top turnbuckle from the inside, and grabs Angle by the head. Matt jumps off the turnbuckle, still holding onto Angle, and drives him headfirst into the mat with a tornado ddt!¤
Cameron Cade: Did you see that!? That is why Angle and Regal won’t be our Tag Team Champions for much longer!
Chase Cassidy: Are you getting smart with me!?
Cameron Cade: I would never!
¤Matt goes for the cover...1...2..Kurt Angle kicks out! Matt gets up and Regal attacks him from behind almost knocking him over. Matt regains his balance and turns back around. The two exchange rights and lefts until Regal hits a European Uppercut almost knocking Matt senseless. Matt backs himself into the ropes on the far side of the ring to rest for a second, but Regal comes charging at him from the opposite side of the ring! Matt drops down, holding the top rope down, and Regal goes over to the outside. Angle runs at Matt right afterward. Matt lifts him over the top rope, but Angle lands on the apron. Matt turns around, blocks a punch from Angle, and knocks him off the apron with a clothesline. As Regal and Angle regroup on the outside, Matt Hardy goes to the top turnbuckle. He leaps off with a moonsault taking out both Angle and Regal! All three men on the outside use each other to get to their feet. Little do they know that Jeff Hardy has just pulled himself into the ring. He sees them on the outside and gets an idea. He bounces off the set of ropes closest to him, or farthest away from the other three. He runs across the ring and jumps over the top rope, nailing a swanton bomb which takes out both of his opponents, and his brother. The fans are loving it!¤
Cameron Cade: Wow! What great moves by the Hardy Boyz!
Chase Cassidy: Whoa, you obviously aren’t noticing something Cade...
Cameron Cade: Oh, what’s that Chase?
Chase Cassidy: Jeff Hardy just took out his own brother! He still has that grudge, I’m telling you! He did that on purpose and you know it!
Cameron Cade: Matt was just in the wrong place at the wrong time Chase! Jeff took all three of them out because its better than the other option.
Chase Cassidy: Well, what is “the other” option then genius?
Cameron Cade: The other option was not taking ANY of them out, neither Angle NOR Regal. It would have given them more time to recuperate!
Chase Cassidy: Hopefully Matt will see the light and see that his brother still hates him, Jeff is trying to sabotage this whole match!
Cameron Cade: Stop trying to spark stuff up between them again Chase.
¤Jeff grabs his brother and rolls him back into the ring. Jeff Hardy tells the referee to start the count as he rolls into the ring himself. The ref starts the ten count because Regal and Angle are out of the ring. The referee gets to six and Kurt Angle rolls in the ring. The ref makes Matt go to his corner and wait until he gets tagged in.¤
Chase Cassidy: Finally! Finally the referee is getting this match under control! The Hardy Boyz should be disqualified for what they’ve done! That’s not legal! Both of them aren’t supposed to be in the ring at the same time.
Cameron Cade: Like the referee could have controlled that, and I think you’re missing something. Both Angle AND Regal were in the ring too...AT THE SAME TIME. That’s not quite legal either Chase.
Chase Cassidy: Well...uh...so!? They were being attacked, it wasn’t their fault! Someone needs to help poor William now...he’s still over there on the outside. Someone needs to show him where his corner is!
¤Jeff Hardy whips Angle toward the ropes and Angle counters, sending Jeff off the ropes. Jeff comes running back only to be met with a belly to belly suplex by Kurt Angle. Angle gets up quickly and stomps on Jeff. Angle drags Jeff over to his (Angle’s) corner where William Regal finally shows up. With Jeff in that corner, Angle goes over to the Hardy’s corner and taunts Matt. Matt tries to get into the ring but the referee stops him. As the ref and Matt are arguing, Angle runs back to his own corner. Regal holds Jeff against the turnbuckles as Angle lays in some kicks and punches. Regal throws in a couple of clubs to the chest. The referee turns around and Regal lets go. Kurt Angle lifts Jeff up and sits him on the top turnbuckle. Kurt starts to climb up, but Jeff nails a few punches stunning him. Jeff knocks Angle off the second turnbuckle. As Kurt Angle gets to his feet, Jeff stands on the top turnbuckle. Angle turns around toward Jeff and Jeff flies off the top landing on Kurt’s shoulders. Jeff uses his weight to flip Angle over with a hurricanrana! Jeff barely gets his arm across Angle...¤
Cameron Cade: It could be over already folks!
Chase Cassidy: No, it can’t be!
Cameron Cade: ONE! TWO!!
Chase Cassidy: NO! Angle gets the shoulder up!
Cameron Cade: It looks like both men need to make the tag...but neither of them seem to have the energy to do so!
¤Angle and Jeff both crawl slowly toward their respective corners. Angle makes the tag to Regal first, but Jeff tags Matt soon after. Regal and Matt get in the ring and run toward each other. Matt knocks Regal down with a clothesline. Regal gets back up only to get knocked down with a clothesline again. Regal gets up once again and Matt whips him into the ropes. Regal bounces back and Matt nails a spinning heel kick. Matt pulls Regal up and takes him toward a corner. Matt nails a regular neckbreaker then goes to the second turnbuckle. He screams out and does the “guns”, flying off the turnbuckle with a legdrop onto Regal. He goes for the cover...1...2...Regal kicks out. Matt goes to his corner and tags in Jeff. Jeff stands by and watches Regal as he pulls himself to his feet using the ropes. Regal finally sees Jeff behind him and throws a punch. Jeff catches Regal’s fist and twists his arm around. Jeff, still holding Regal’s arm, jumps to the top turnbuckle. He jumps onto the top rope, flips into the ring, and nails an armdrag sending Regal toward the center of the ring!¤
Cameron Cade: What a spectacular move by Jeff Hardy! What a daredevil!
Chase Cassidy: BOFF! My two year old niece can do that! It looks better too!
Cameron Cade: Sure Chase...
¤Jeff walks over and tags in Matt. This gives Regal the chance to tag in Kurt Angle. Angle gets in and Matt runs at him. Matt goes for a ddt, but Angle reverses it into a northern lights suplex into a pin. 1...2...Matt kicks out! Angle pulls him right back up and whips him into the corner where Jeff is standing. Angle runs at Matt but Matt boosts himself over Angle, but hooking his legs under Angle’s arms and rolling him up. 1...2...Angle kicks out! Both men get up and Matt kicks Angle in the gut. Matt nails the Twist of Fate! Jeff Hardy climbs up to the top turnbuckle and leaps off with the Swanton Bomb onto Angle!! Matt makes the cover as the ref forces Jeff out of the ring. Regal gets in and starts yelling at the referee. Cyrus jumps the barricade from the crowd and jumps onto the apron. He nails Jeff with his new clipboard, knocking him off the apron. Cyrus gets in the ring and nails Matt in the back of the head with the clipboard while he was still on top of Angle. Angle rolls him over and makes the cover as Cyrus slides out of the ring. The referee turns around just in time to make the count...¤
Chase Cassidy: ONE!
Cameron Cade: TWO!
Chase Cassidy: THREE! YES! They’ve done it again! Regal and Angle retain the Tag Team Titles all by themselves!
Cameron Cade: ALL BY THEMSELVES!? Cyrus came in and nailed both the Hardyz with that metal clipboard Angle got him for Christmas! That’s the biggest screw job I’ve ever seen!
¤The fans boo like never before as Angle and Regal hold their Tag Team Titles up. They celebrate with Cyrus on their way up the ramp to the back. The fans give the Hardy Boyz a standing ovation though.¤
Cameron Cade: The Hardy Boyz were so close! They had the thing won if it weren’t for Cyrus! Damn him! DAMN HIM!
Chase Cassidy: You better watch out, that’s your boss!
Cameron Cade: Stephanie McMahon is just as much my boss as Cyrus is! I hope RVD wins tonight so Steph can open a can on Cyrus!
Chase Cassidy: Speaking of RVD...it’s Rob Van Dam versus the master of the gore, Rhino up next! It’s the Corporation vs the Office! Woohoo!
Cameron Cade: That is...if RVD can wrestle after that heinous attack by Rhino in the back earlier! Did you see the dent in that pop machine!? JEEBUS!