*¤* "D-Generate!" The DX theme blasts through the loudspeakers and the fans go nuts. HHH comes out with Chyna. He spits water into the air and does a crotch chop simultaneously. He and Chyna make their way down the ramp. HHH gets in the ring and Chyna stays on the outside.*¤*
Cameron Cade: The fans really love DX!
Chase Cassidy: That's too bad...it really is...
Cameron Cade: Why is that?
Chase Cassidy: Because they have horrible taste that's why.
Cameron Cade: In your opinion.
Chase Cassidy: That's not an opinion because I am ALWAYS right. You should know that.
Cameron Cade: I do...Oh I do...
Chase Cassidy: You know...sometimes I wish I were wrong every once in awhile...
Cameron Cade: I bet...
*¤* "Gong! Gong!" Smoke fills the arena as the Undertaker appears on the stage. He slowly walks down to the ring very focused. His eyes don't move from the site of HHH...not even once. He climbs the steps and gets on the ring apron. HHH goes to punch him but Undertaker blocks it and knocks HHH down with an uppercut of his own.*¤*
Chase Cassidy: HHH should be worried, the Undertaker has the advantage already!
*¤* The Undertaker glares at Chyna and gets in the ring. HHH is up by now and meets the Undertaker with several punches. He whips the Undertaker off the ropes and swings for a clothesline. The Undertaker dodges the clothesline. HHH turns around and the Undertaker clamps his hand around his neck. HHH stops the chokeslam before it happens with a kick to the knee. He bounces off the ropes and takes the Undertaker down with a knee to the face. HHH goes for a knee drop, but the Undertaker reaches up and grabs HHH by the neck again. He shoves him to the side and starts choking him. The referee has to kick the Undertaker's arm to get him to let go. The Undertaker then grabs the referee by the neck. Luckily HHH clubs the Undertaker from behind and hits a belly to back suplex. He stands up and antagonizes the Undertaker with a few crotch chops.*¤*
Cameron Cade: HHH isn't intimidated at all!
*¤* The Undertaker gets up and the two exchange punches. The Undertaker whips HHH into the corner. He runs and follows it up with a huge clothesline. He grabs HHH's arm, twists it, and goes to the top turnbuckle. He walks across the ropes like a tight rope and jumps off. He slams HHH's arm upon impact. HHH clutches at his arm but the Undertaker shows no mercy. He grabs HHH by the neck with both hands, lifts him up, and tosses him back into the corner. The Undertaker doesn't let up and pounds HHH to the mat where he chokes him with his boot. The referee breaks it up once again and the Undertaker pushes him away. He continues to choke HHH. Chyna gets in the ring and hops on the Undertaker's back. The Undertaker only laughs.*¤*
Cameron Cade: The Undertaker is sick!!
*¤* He grabs Chyna by the hair and pulls her up and over his shoulder slamming her to the mat. She rolls out of the ring but provided enough time for HHH to get to his feet. He meets the Undertaker with hard rights followed by a neckbreaker. HHH pulls the Undertaker to his feet and whips him into the ropes. The Undertaker bounces back and HHH hits a huge back body drop. The Undertaker lies on the mat for a few moments, then sits right up!!*¤*
Chase Cassidy: Yes! You can't keep the Undertaker down!
*¤* He gets to his feet and walks toward HHH. HHH doesn't quite know what to do. Suddenly he kicks the Undertaker in the gut and puts his head between his legs. HHH lifts the Undertaker up, and spikes him down on his head with a vicious piledriver!*¤*
Cameron Cade: HHH might have it here! One! TWO! NO!
Chase Cassidy: The Undertaker kicks out!!
*¤* The Undertaker rolls to the outside. HHH keeps the crowd alive by taunting the Undertaker. The Undertaker grabs a chair and gets back in the ring. The ref doesn't see it, but Chyna does! Chyna gets on the apron and tries to tell the referee but it's too late. CRACK! The Undertaker nails HHH with the chair behind the referee's back!*¤*
Cameron Cade: NO! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!
*¤* The Undertaker slides the chair out of the view of the referee. He covers HHH and the ref counts...*¤*
Cameron Cade: One! Two!
Chase Cassidy: NO! DAMMIT WHAT IS THIS!?
Cameron Cade: It's Kevin Nash! Nash just pulled the ref out of the ring!
Chase Cassidy: Damn him!
Cameron Cade: Kevin Nash just saved HHH!
*¤* The Undertaker is furious and is about to go outside the ring to get Nash, but HHH yells at him. The Undertaker turns around and HHH gives him a nice crotch chop! The Undertaker and HHH exchange punches while Nash sets up a table on the outside of the ring. The Undertaker clamps his hand around HHH's throat and lifts him up in the air. He's about to slam him down but Kevin Nash gets on the ring apron. The Undertaker sees him and puts HHH down. He walks over to Nash. Just before the two go at it...THE LIGHTS GO OUT!*¤*
Cameron Cade: OH MY GOD!
Chase Cassidy: NOT AGAIN!
*¤* !CRASH! The sound of the table shattering makes the crowd pop!*¤*
Chase Cassidy: What was that!? We can't see a thing!
Cameron Cade: Someone just went through that table! But who!?
Chase Cassidy: What the hell is going on!?
*¤* !CRACK! The sound of steel on skull echos throughout the arena...*¤*
Chase Cassidy: AHH! Someone just got hit with a chair!
Cameron Cade: Dammit, get the lights back on! For God's sake, get the lights back on!!
*¤* A few moments later the lights come back on. Kevin Nash is laying on the concrete in the remains of the table and the Undertaker is busted wide open with a chair laying beside him. HHH is standing in the corner wondering what just happened.*¤*
Chase Cassidy: WHAT THE!?
Cameron Cade: Nash went through that table! And Taker took the chairshot!
Chase Cassidy: BUT...
Cameron Cade: How is that possible...HHH doesn't look like he had anything to do with it! Who dunnit!?
*¤* The Undertaker amazingly sits up! He pulls himself to his feet. He and HHH lock up. The Undertaker whips HHH into the ropes. HHH bounces back and the Undertaker barely misses with a big boot! The Undertaker turns around and HHH kicks him in the stomach. He puts the Undertaker's head between his legs and locks his arms. HHH pulls the Undertaker into the air and drops him with a Pedigree!*¤*
Cameron Cade: PEDIGREE! PEDIGREE!!
Chase Cassidy: NO NO NO!
Cameron Cade: ONE! TWO! THREE!!
Chase Cassidy: DAMMIT! How could this happen!? The Undertaker had the thing won!
Cameron Cade: HHH retains the OCW Title!
*¤* The fans are wondering what happened, but still cheer for HHH. Chyna gets in the ring and they celebrate. Once again the lights go out...*¤*
Cameron Cade: Not again!
Chase Cassidy: Christ, I'm going to have a heart attack!
*¤* A mysterious voice fills the arena...*¤*
Voice: You're welcome Hunter...That last note was a clue in itself, but you obviously didn't catch it. Your title reign is about to come to a close. Usually the "Hunter" has the advantage, but in this case you're the hunted. How does it feel? How does it feel!? You know how I feel day in, day out now. The time has come...see you next week...
Cameron Cade: What the hell!? Who is that? I don't recognize the voice!
Chase Cassidy: I have no clue! I'd be on the lookout if I were HHH!
Cameron Cade: Whoever it is...he, or she, has really gotten to HHH! We're out of time for tonight folks, see you next Monday!!!! Goodnight!!
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