Cameron Cade: Looks like Cyrus just got himself in trouble with his so called "protectdians".
Chase Cassidy: Yeah he sure did. Edge and Christian weren't at all happy. Hold on, cut to the back!
Mr. Ass: Not another one of those notes!?
Chyna: Yep...
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Chyna: Who could it be!?
Mr. Ass: I have no clue...
HHH: (looking at Mr. Ass) I have a feeling I know who it is...
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