*¤* Back to Monday Madness...*¤*
Cameron Cade: Welcome back, it's time for the six man tag team match!
Chase Cassidy: Cyrus just made this match a few minutes ago, and it didn't seem to please his friends Edge and Christian.
Cameron Cade: If Albert, Saturn, and Taz win this match, Saturn and Taz will face Edge and Christian for the Tag Team Titles at the next Pay Per View event coming up in a few weeks!
Chase Cassidy: And Albert just wants a piece of Chris Benoit, and he'll get that in this match.
*¤* "Come Out And Play" by the Offspring plays and the fans immediately boo. Raven and Lita come out first, leading the Flock consisting of Albert, Taz, and Saturn. Raven stops at the edge of the stage with the other members of the Flock behind him and gives the sign of the Crucifix. The Flock then walks down the ramp. Albert, Saturn, and Taz get in the ring while Raven and Lita stay on the outside.*¤*
Cameron Cade: What an interesting group Raven has made...
Chase Cassidy: No doubt, with Raven's guidance these guys are really going to make names for themselves.
*¤* Chris Benoit's music plays and he is met with a nice reaction as he walks through the curtains. He stops at the bottom of the ramp and waits for his partners.*¤*
Cameron Cade: Chris Benoit may be tough, but he's not stupid. I wouldn't get in the ring by myself with those guys either.
Chase Cassidy: That doesn't say much.
Cameron Cade: What's that supposed to mean!?
Chase Cassidy: Nothing...oh nothing, nothing at all.
*¤* "You think you know me" Edge and Christian's music plays and they walk out to a mixed reaction. They walk down the ramp and Benoit is ready to go, but they stall. They take as much time as possible to get in the ring. Then they make Chris Benoit start the match as they stand in their corner.*¤*
Cameron Cade: Look at that, they're making Benoit go first!
*¤* Benoit and Saturn start things off with a collar and elbow tie up. Saturn wrenches Benoit arm back but Benoit reverses and does the same to Saturn. Saturn elbows Benoit in the face and escapes. He bounces off the ropes and hits a flying clothesline. He sets Benoit up for the figure four leglock, but Benoit kicks him away. Saturn quickly tags in Albert. Benoit doesn't back down and starts punching at Albert, but Albert shrugs it off. He grabs Benoit by the neck and tosses him into the corner. He hooks Benoit under the arm and hits a huge hiptoss throwing Benoit high in the air.*¤*
Chase Cassidy: Look at the elevation on that one!! Albert is a monster!
*¤* Albert whips Benoit off the ropes and goes for a bicycle kick but Benoit slides under him. Benoit dropkicks Albert from behind. He bounces off the ropes and clips Albert's knee. Benoit then tags in Edge. Edge looks frightened as he comes in. He too starts working on Albert's knee, this time with a few dropkicks. He whips Albert toward the corner but Albert reverses and Edge hits the turnbuckles hard. Albert follows up with a huge running splash!*¤*
Cameron Cade: Oh my god! The ring just moved from that impact!
Chase Cassidy: Edge is smushed for sure!
Cameron Cade: Smushed isn't a word.
Chase Cassidy: It is now.
*¤* Albert covers Edge...1...2...Christian stops the count with a kick to Albert's head. Albert looks at Christian and Christian rushes back to his corner. Albert tags in Saturn. Saturn tries to clothesline Edge but Edge beats him to the punch...literally. Edge punches away at Saturn then whips him off the ropes. Edge bounces off the opposite ropes to give him some speed and nails an awesome spear!*¤*
Chase Cassidy: What a spear by Edge!
Cameron Cade: That knocked Saturn right out of his boots!
Chase Cassidy: Uh...Cam...Saturn's boots are still on. I think you're mistaken...
Cameron Cade: It was a figure of speech.
Chase Cassidy: SUUURE it was. Not only do you need your hearing checked, but you also need your eyes checked! I'll have to get you an appointment sometime.
*¤* Edge covers Saturn. 1...2...Taz breaks up the count! Edge and Taz fight until the referee gets Taz out of the ring. Saturn rolls Edge up!*¤*
Cameron Cade: One! Two! No!
Chase Cassidy: Edge kicks out!
*¤* Saturn hooks Edge's leg and nails a capture suplex. He steps through the ropes onto the apron and climbs to the top turnbuckle. He's about to go for an elbow drop when Christian comes running down the apron. Christian pushes Saturn off the top turnbuckle. Saturn flies off and hits his head on the announce table on the way down.*¤*
Chase Cassidy: Oh no! Saturn has been knocked senseless by our announce table! Did you see this thing jump out and hit him!?
Cameron Cade: You are the one who needs to get your eyes checked...and you might as well get tested to see if your brain is still intact.
*¤* Edge tags in Christian and Taz comes in in place of Saturn. Christian swings at Taz but Taz counters with an inverted Tazplex. Christian gets up and Taz goes for a clothesline but Christian ducks. He pulls Taz backward and nails a reverse ddt. 1...2...Taz kicks out.*¤*
Cameron Cade: Oh great look at this! Cyrus is on his way down...still in that wheelchair!
*¤* Cyrus gets booed as he wheels himself down the ramp to where Edge and Benoit are. He tries to apologize to Edge but Edge ignores him.*¤*
Chase Cassidy: Look at that amazing cold shoulder by Edge! Haha!
*¤* Cyrus yells at Christian apologizing to him and distracting him. In the mean time, Taz tags in Albert. Edge and Benoit yell at Christian to look out. Christian turns around and walks right into a...*¤*
Chase Cassidy: BALDO BOMB BY ALBERT!
Cameron Cade: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Chase Cassidy: Cyrus distracted Christian! He just cost team E and C the match!
*¤* Edge pulls Christian out of the ring as Cyrus continues apologizing from his wheelchair. Edge and Christian walk up the ramp leaving Cyrus behind...*¤*
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