
Cameron Cade: Droz is as pleasant as ever isn’t he?
Chase Cassidy: Why should he be pleasant!? The Macho Man has cheated his way into the finals...Droz is being screwed over here!
Cameron Cade: Oh come on Chase, you can’t hold the Macho Man responsible for RVD and Taz not being able to compete. There was a freak accident and the show must go on, well the tournament must go on. The Macho Man didn’t ask to fill in the spot, and he hasn’t cheated in any way.
Chase Cassidy: Who cares!? Droz should be the Deathmatch Champion. No one else in the tournament got a second shot. What a coincidence that the Macho Man did, huh?
Cameron Cade: Stephanie McMahon did what she thought was the right thing, let’s just leave it at that, okay?
Chase Cassidy: That still doesn’t change the fact that the Macho Man has already been eliminated from the tournament.
Cameron Cade: A couple of weeks ago, Edge defeated Mr. Ass to become the number one contender to the OCW Television Title. Tonight he gets his chance to win some gold, but this isn’t his first shot at this title.
Chase Cassidy: Oh no, when Cyrus first introduced the T.V. Title, a tournament was held. Edge ended up getting defeated by CHRISTIAN! CHRISTIAN! In the finals. Boo hoo hoo. The better man prevailed.
Cameron Cade: Well Chase, tonight Edge could win that T.V. Title that he was so close to before.
Chase Cassidy: Close isn’t close enough Cade!
Chase Cassidy: What is wrong with these fans Cade? Why would anyone cheer Edge? He’s a freak!
Cameron Cade: They’re cheering him because he’s a talented wrestler Chase. Something you obviously know nothing about.
Chase Cassidy: Talented...PFFFT! I’ll show you talent...
Cameron Cade: Please don’t break out the hat and cane dance routine again.
Chase Cassidy: No, no, no! Although I do look great doing that, the talent I was talking about is about to enter right now! WOOHOO!
Cameron Cade: ...oh boy...
Cameron Cade: What a jerk! Justin Credible is telling Chyna what to do. You could read his lips, he told her to stay out of the ring and not to get involved.
Chase Cassidy: And he’s right! She should just stand there and do what he says!
Cameron Cade: Chase! Chyna is her own woman, she can do whatever she wants. That’s not up for Justin Credible OR Raven OR anyone else to tell her to do.
Chase Cassidy: Not when it makes the Flock look bad, or even worse...LOSE!
Cameron Cade: Oh bull! Even if a Flock member lost by themselves, without her getting involved at all, they’d still blame her! She’s just a scapegoat for them!
Chase Cassidy: Don’t you talk bad about goats like that. Animals are people too! My aunt was a goat!
Cameron Cade: I’m not even going to ask...
Chase Cassidy: In her previous life that is. I gotcha’ huh Cade!? HUH CADE!?
Cameron Cade: ...oh yeah...you got me...what a joker you are...
Chase Cassidy: I know! God, I’m hilarious!
Cameron Cade: Again, what a JERK! I think Credible is starting to take after Raven a little too much now.
Chase Cassidy: Is that a bad thing? Can’t you understand that Credible doesn’t want Chyna to be all touchy-feely while he’s have his match!?
Cameron Cade: Good lord Chase, she was only trying to help him up.
Chase Cassidy: SUUUUUUURE! That’s what they all say. I know how the ladies work Cade.
Cameron Cade: Oh yeah, you’ve had SOOOO much experience...*cough*
Cameron Cade: Edge has come pretty close to having this one won already Chase.
Chase Cassidy: Justin Credible still has plenty left in him! Just wait! You’ll see!
Cameron Cade: If you say so.
Chase Cassidy: I say so.
Cameron Cade: It should be over here folks! ONE! TWO!
Chase Cassidy: NO! Justin Credible kicks out!
Cameron Cade: Edge has really dominated this matchup, I thought for sure he had it there!
Chase Cassidy: Justin Credible is...well...just incredible!
Cameron Cade: That’s it! That’s it! ONE! TWO!
Chase Cassidy: NO! I can’t believe it! Justin Credible still has something left in him!
Cameron Cade: Chase, Chyna put his damn leg on the ropes! That’s not fair! There is no way that Credible would have kicked out of that!
Chase Cassidy: He’s...he’s just INCREDIBLE! He’s my hero!
Cameron Cade: I thought Cyrus was your hero Chase.
Chase Cassidy: Oh yeah, that’s right. Well...Justin Credible is up there!
Chase Cassidy: Credible could be looking for that superkick! If he hits that, it’s over!
Cameron Cade: It’s over! We have a new champ! One! Two! WHAT!? NOOO!
Chase Cassidy: Justin Credible is still in this thing!
Cameron Cade: Yeah, thanks to Chyna! She pulled the damn referee out of the ring!
Chase Cassidy: Well, she’s obviously hurt herself! Look at her!
Cameron Cade: ONE!
Chase Cassidy: TWO!
Cameron Cade: THREE! This can’t be happening! Edge had it won probably more than twice and Chyna had to go and interfere! Justin Credible cheated once again, and keeps his title!
Chase Cassidy: And once again, the referee can’t call what he doesn’t see Cade! Justin Credible is still your OCW Television Champion!
Cameron Cade: The thing I don’t understand is why Chyna is still helping him..that must be beyond me.
Chase Cassidy: I’m telling you, she wants him!
Cameron Cade: See what I mean Chase? Look at the way he treats her! He just leaves her behind like she’s not good enough to walk with him! She practically gave him this victory after all. And its extremely sad to think that Raven treats her even worse than Credible does!
Chase Cassidy: You reap what you sow...
Cameron Cade: That saying doesn’t fit here Chase, get a grip.