Cameron Cade: What is wrong with Perry Saturn!?

Chase Cassidy: He's realizing that he can't just sit back and expect things to go his way. It's about time. That kid has talent.

Cameron Cade: Just a minute ago you were rooting against him!

Chase Cassidy: I was not! It's time for our tag team title matchup!

Cameron Cade: ...this is a Table Match for the OCW Tag Team titles. This was going to have five teams competing...but our wonderful Commissioner Cyrus kicked three of the teams out giving Edge and Christian a lot of help.

Chase Cassidy: Cyrus didn't make the Acolytes, Dudleys, and Hollys too happy did he?

Cameron Cade: What do you think? He eliminated them from their chances to get the tag team titles, and he fired the Hollys!

Chase Cassidy: Yeah, why are the Hollys still here!? I just saw them chasing the Commish, Edge, and Christian.

Cameron Cade: They can run, but they can't hide...

Cameron Cade: Looks like those teams are still trying to get their mitts on Cyrus.

Chase Cassidy: Well they need to learn that with Edge and Christian around, there's no way they'll get to Cyrus.

*¤* "Turn it up!" Too Cool's music hits and they come out, dancing up a storm. The fans cheer as they make their way to the ring and slap the hands of the fans near ringside. Cyrus stands on the outside of the ring looking very nervous and cautious. He turns to the announcers and whispers "they won't think to look out here for us!". The announcers just nod and smile. Too Cool is in the ring now dancing, and Edge and Christian attack them from behind.*¤*

Cameron Cade: This is an elimination match, but when someone is eliminated, they can still stay in and wrestle.

*¤* Edge goes to work on Grand Masta Sexay in one corner while Christian punches Scotty 2 Hotty in the opposite corner. Chistian clotheslines Scotty over the top rope to the floor. Edge drops to his hands and knees. Christian runs and jumps off Edge, connecting with a splash on Grandmasta Sexay. Christian gets to the top turnbuckle, leaps off catching Sexay and going for a tornado ddt. Unfortunately Sexay counters with a northern lights suplex. 1...Edge breaks the count. Scotty 2 Hotty slides a table in the ring. Cyrus yells at Edge and Christian from ringside. Scotty 2 Hotty gets up on the apron. Christian runs across the ring, jumps off the turnbuckle, hits Scotty with a splash, and they both crash to the floor.*¤*

Chase Cassidy: What a fantastic move by Christian! What athleticism!

*¤* Edge props the table up in the corner. Sexay attacks him from behind. Christian and Scotty get back in the ring near the table. Edge suplexes Sexay to the outside. He turns toward Scotty and charges looking for a spear. Scotty moves and Edge spears Christian through the table!*¤*

Chase Cassidy: Oh no!? Does this mean Christian is eliminated?

Cameron Cade: I don't know! Wait the referee is yelling something to us. The match will go on and Christian is not eliminated.

Chase Cassidy: PHEW!

Cameron Cade: They have to put a member of the opposing team through the table, with an offensive move of course.

*¤* Scotty nails a flying head scissors on Edge. Edge rolls to the outside and pulls Christian out to regain their composure. Grand Masta Sexay slides and table into the ring and gets back in. Edge and Christian have other plans. They start walking up the ramp with Cyrus.*¤*

Cameron Cade: They're going to give up!

Chase Cassidy: They're not giving up, this is a very unfair match. I'd leave too. Too Cool keeps cheating.

Cameron Cade: How!?

Chase Cassidy: Guys! Watchout!

*¤* The Dudleys, Acolytes, and Hollys come out onto the stage. Edge, Christian, and Cyrus have their backs to them and don't see them. They turn around to see the three teams standing in their way, then turn around and run back down toward the ring. Edge and Christian slide back in the ring where Too Cool attacks them. Cyrus stays on the outside. Scotty nails a sit down powerbomb on Christian, then goes to help Grand Masta with Edge. Scotty sets up the table and they lay Edge on it. Grand Masta goes to the top turnbuckle while the three teams stalk Cyrus on the outside. Sexay puts his goggles on and hits the hip hop legdrop on Edge putting him through the table!*¤*

Cameron Cade: Edge has been eliminated!

Chase Cassidy: It's not his fault they cheated!

*¤* Christian gets a table and sets it up on the outside, between the ring apron and the announce table. Scotty slides out of the ring and Christian greets him with some hard rights. Christian pulls Scotty on onto the announce table.*¤*

Chase Cassidy: They're right here by us! Get him Christian!

*¤* Christian signals for something then locks Scotty's head under his arm. He drops off the announce table with a reverse ddt shattering the table.*¤*

Chase Cassidy: Scotty has been eliminated! That's what they get for cheating!

*¤* Christian rolls back in the ring where Edge and Grandmasta are fighting. Cyrus pulls two tables out from under the ring. He sets one up near the ring apron and slides the other in the ring. Grandmasta bounces off the ropes and charges toward Edge. Edge swings, and Sexay ducks. He bounces off the other ropes but is met by a vicious spear by Edge. Christian sets the table up in the middle of the ring. On the outside, the Dudleys, Acolytes, and Hollys start chasing Cyrus around the ring. Cyrus grabs a microphone and slides under the ring...*¤*

Cameron Cade: What is Cyrus doing!?

Chase Cassidy: He's getting away from those six lugs.

Cyrus: (from under the ring) Hey you guys! Dudleys, Acolytes, Hollys...stay away from me! I'm with the office you know! I can fire you all! ALL OF YOU! Get away, stay away from me or you'll be fired!!

*¤* The three teams make their ways back up the ramp while Edge and Christian beat on Grandmasta Sexay. Cyrus peeks out from under the ring. Realizing that they are leaving, Cyrus comes out.*¤*

Cyrus: Yeah! Backaway you overgrown thugs! I have the brass you know! I'm with the office!

*¤* Cyrus holds up his name tag indicating he's with the office. The Dudleys, Acolytes and Hollys disappear through the curtains. Hardcore Holly's voice comes over the speakers...*¤*

Hardcore Holly: There's one thing you forgot Cyrus...you already fired us! You can't fire us again!

*¤* Hardcore and Crash Holly coming running out onto the stage and down the ramp. Cyrus pleas for forgiveness, but the Hollys don't oblige. Too Cool is brawling with Edge and Christian and they have been while this whole thing has been going on so Edge and Christian can't help Cyrus. Crash Holly grabs Cyrus as Hardcore gets up on the ring apron. Crash lifts Cyrus up onto the ring apron where Hardcore Holly signals for a powerbomb.*¤*

Chase Cassidy: Edge and Christian! DO SOMETHING!

Cameron Cade: Finally Cyrus will get what is coming to him!

*¤* Hardcore Holly picks Cyrus up and drives him off the apron through the table at ringside! The fans erupt!*¤*

Cameron Cade: Listen to the pop that got!

Chase Cassidy: Can we get some medics out here! Cyrus needs help!

*¤* Back in the ring, Edge and Christian fight Too Cool around the table that has been in the middle of the ring for the longest time. Edge spears Scotty and they both fall through the ropes. Grandmasta is distracted by the whole Cyrus situation. He looks on as the Hollys leave the arena. Christian taps him on the shoulder. Sexay turns around and Christian jumps to the top rope. He leaps off and nails a flying tornado ddt crashing Sexay through the table in the middle of the ring!*¤*

Chase Cassidy: YES! Edge and Christian win! They are the new Tag Team Champions! Woohoo!

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