Cameron Cade: Next up we have the Blown Out of the Water Deathmatch. This will be one for the ages.
Chase Cassidy: Oh yeah, no doubt it will be! We're going to take you live across the street to where the match is being held...
Cameron Cade: There is no pool here, and quite frankly...the match is too dangerous to have here!
*¤* The cameras cut to the building where the match is going to take place. In the middle there is a pool, covered by a barbed wire spidernet. The spidernet has C4 explosives strapped to it. The camera pans upward where we see the steel scaffold.*¤*
Chase Cassidy: Wow! Look at that scaffold Cam! It's much larger than the normal ones because here in OCW we like action. The larger platform up there allows the wrestlers more room to well...fight.
Cameron Cade: It also makes it much harder to get your opponent off the platform because there is so much room up there.
Chase Cassidy: Look here comes Al Snow. It must be strange to wrestle in an empty building.
Cameron Cade: It's not exactly empty. It's actually an arena, but tonight it's not being used except for this match. There's still plenty for those two to get into. I'm sure they'll cost the OCW a pretty penny.
Chase Cassidy: You have a girlfriend now?
Cameron Cade: What?
Chase Cassidy: You were talking about how pretty Penny was.
Cameron Cade: Good lord, you are a blonde at heart.
*¤* Jeff Hardy comes out and the match begins. Al Snow runs away from Jeff Hardy and Hardy follows him. Snow leads him down a hallway. He opens a door and reveals a ton of deathmatch weapons. Jeff grabs Al by the back of the head and slams his head into the door. Al falls to the ground clutching his skull.*¤*
Chase Cassidy: Oh man, look at the dent Al's head put in that door!
*¤* Jeff Hardy goes through the door where Al hid his goodies and begins pulling weapons out. He props a barbed wire board up against a wall. Al grabs a barbed wire bat and smashes it across Jeff's back. Al whips Jeff toward the board but Jeff reverses and whips Al toward the board. Al drops to his knees avoiding the board. Jeff runs and drop kicks Al in the face. Al stumbles backward and presses against the board screaming in pain. Jeff opens and chair and sets it up. He runs, jumps off the chair, and flies toward Al. Snow moves and Jeff flips himself right into the barbed wire covered board, snapping it in two. Snow pulls Jeff off the board, the barbs ripping at Jeff's shirt and flesh. Al picks up the chair, still open, and chucks it at Jeff. Jeff catches the chair, folds it up, and throws it back at all. Al catches it and Jeff superkicks it back into his face.*¤*
Cameron Cade: What a violent match already! Great move by Jeff Hardy!
*¤* Jeff picks up a spool of barbed wire and goes back to Al. He grinds it against Snow's skull busting him wide open.*¤*
Chase Cassidy: Oh my god! Jeff Hardy is sick! Al Snow is bleeding all over the place.
*¤* Jeff unfolds the chair and sets it up again. He grabs another chair out of the storage place and sets it up opposite of the other chair. Finally he pulls out a length of guardrail and places it between the two chairs, the chairs holding the rail off the ground. Al Snow pulls out a ladder while Jeff is doing this. Jeff turns around and gets nailed right in the head with the end of the ladder. Al grabs the spool of barbed wire and starts wrapping it around the guard rail. Jeff sets the ladder up and starts climbing one side of it. Al completes his wrapping job and climbs up the other side of the ladder. They reach the top and exchange punches. Jeff grabs Al Snow ready to go for a suplex, but Al blocks it. Snow pushes Jeff off the ladder and Jeff falls onto the barbed wire wrapped guardrail, bending it in two, the chairs holding it up collapsing from the impact.*¤*
Chase Cassidy: Al! Get him onto the scaffold and push him off! Stop fighting in the hallway!
*¤* Al searches for something in the storage room while Jeff pulls himself off the wreckage of the guardrail. Jeff grabs a chair as Snow comes out of the storage room with Head!*¤*
Chase Cassidy: Al Snow is going to give Jeff Hardy Head!
*¤* CRACK! Jeff Hardy nails Al Snow with an awful chairshot, breaking the chair!*¤*
Cameron Cade: Speaking of head, Al Snow has got to have a headache now!
*¤* Jeff grabs the ladder and the spool of barbed wire and heads back toward the scaffolding. Al Snow grabs something from the storage room and Head and follows Jeff.*¤*
Cameron Cade: What does Al Snow have? Is that a toaster oven!?
Chase Cassidy: Yes it is! Al Snow has a toaster oven!
*¤* Al tries to hit Jeff with the toaster over but Jeff ducks. He kicks Al in the stomach and all drops the toaster oven. The glass door breaks and shattered glass goes everywhere. Jeff picks up a piece of glass and digs it into Al Snow's arm cutting him open. Al Snow screams in agony. Finally Jeff stops and he climbs into the empty stands with the spool of barbed wire. Al Snow slowly gets to his feet and climbs into the stands while Jeff is wrapping a chair with barbed wire. Snow, still a little dazed from the last chair shot, walks right into another one by Jeff Hardy with the barbed wire chair!*¤*
Chase Cassidy: Oh no! Stop the match! Al Snow is done for!
Cameron Cade: That is what the Deathmatch division is all about Chase.
*¤* Jeff Hardy climbs over the guard rails and jumps down into an open space below the balcony. He sets up two tables adjacent to each other, and then sets two more adjacent tables on top of those. Al Snow is still laying in the empty stands pretty much out of it. Jeff climbs back up to where Al is and leads him up to the balcony above the tables. The two exchange a few punches above the tables. Jeff hits Al with a stiff kick to the face.*¤*
Chase Cassidy: Good god don't do it Jeff! That has to be a twenty foot drop!
Cameron Cade: They're right above those tables Chase! This does not bode well for Al Snow.
*¤* Jeff Hardy goes for a hurricanrana on Al Snow, but Snow catches him, turns, and powerbombs him off the balcony!!! All four tables shatter into millions of pieces!*¤*
Cameron Cade: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!
Chase Cassidy: (stunned) Al Snow...just powerbombed...Jeff Hardy...off...that twenty foot high...BALCONY!? I can't believe my eyes! Jeff Hardy is dead!
Cameron Cade: He's moving! Oh my god! Jeff Hardy is still moving after that fall!
*¤* Al Snow slowly climbs out of the stands, hops the guard rail, and makes his way toward Jeff. Instead of trying to pull Jeff up or help him or hurt him anymore, Al Snow goes for another table. He drags it over to the scaffolding where he sets it up. Jeff Hardy amazingly gets to his feet.*¤*
Chase Cassidy: Jeff Hardy is walking! I can't believe this!
*¤* Jeff makes his way over to the scaffolding as Al Snow begins to climb up it. Jeff grabs the broken toaster oven and climbs up the next side of the scaffolding. He catches up to Al Snow, even with the oven in hand. Snow is startled to see him up there. Jeff holds onto the scaffolding with one hand, and smashes the metal toaster oven over Al's head. Al falls off the scaffolding and through the table!*¤*
Chase Cassidy: Oh my GOD! Al Snow has to be unconcious. He's not moving Cam...
Cameron Cade: This match my be over a little soon folks...
*¤* Jeff climbs down off the scaffold and checks on Al Snow. Al Snow starts to move finally. Jeff grabs the ladder and puts it over his shoulder. He then begins climbing up the side of the scaffolding. He makes it to the top as Al Snow makes it to his feet, kind of dizzy. He grabs Head and starts back up the scaffolding. After a little while he gets to the top and climbs out onto the platform. He and Jeff exchange punches. Jeff goes for a suplex onto the ladder which is laying flat on the platform but Snow stops it. He clotheslines Jeff and Jeff falls backward onto the ladder.*¤*
Cameron Cade: Ouch! Both these men are going to be sore in the morning!
Chase Cassidy: If they wake up in the morning!
Cameron Cade: Good point...
*¤* Al pulls the ladder out from under Jeff and sets it up. He starts climbing it. Jeff grabs the rungs pulling himself to his feet grabbing his back. He climbs up the other side of the ladder. They exchange punches at the top of the ladder. Jeff hits Al in the nose with an elbow and Al falls off the ladder flat onto the flatform. Jeff reaches the tippy top of the ladder trying to balance himself and go for a swanton on Al.*¤*
Cameron Cade: Jeff has to be thirty five feet up! He is a dare devil!
*¤* Jeff does the guns signaling for the Swanton Bomb, but with one swift movement Al Snow kicks the ladder out from under Jeff as a last resort. Jeff Hardy falls off the ladder, off the platform on the scaffolding, all the way down thirty some feet. He lands right on the barbed wire spidernet and the bombs explode! With the impact of the fall, the spidernet because detached and Jeff goes all the way to the bottom of the deep pool!*¤*
Chase Cassidy: OH MY GOD!
Cameron Cade: That has to be the largest fall I've ever seen!
Chase Cassidy: And to add to it, there was barbed wire and explosives where he landed! Oh my god!
Cameron Cade: That's the scariest thing I've ever seen.
*¤* Jeff emerges from the water. An ambulance comes and medics take both men out on stretchers...*¤*
Chase Cassidy: All that for a title. It's amazing what these guys will put their bodies through. But you know what this means...
Cameron Cade: What?
Chase Cassidy: Al Snow is the OCW Deathmatch Champion once again!! Woohoo!
Cameron Cade: Yeah...joy...the lunatic was just crowned a champion. What is the world coming to?
Chase Cassidy: Come on admit it, he deserves it after that match.
Cameron Cade: I'll agree with you for once...he does deserve it after that blood bath...
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