*¤* IN THE BACK...Edge and Christian finishing listening to what Cyrus had to say*¤*
Edge: Cyrus reeks!
Christian: Yeah, he is fantabulous! Now we only have to face Too Cool in that table match!
Edge: Yeah man, high five! I can bust a move better than those two dork chops.
Christian: Yeah, I think I've seen them on the menu for this Chinese Restaurant down the street..
Edge: Oh yeah?
Christian: Yeah, I ordered an eggroll and some Moo-Shoo-Dork!!
Edge: Haha! Dork with Vegetables!
Christian: Yeah! High five!
Edge: Cyrus is the man!
Christian: Fo' real yo'! He even got rid of those Hollys! I mean can you say reekazoids?
Edge: Reekazoids!
*¤* Just then Commissioner Cyrus comes around the corner near Edge and Christian. He looks frightened.*¤*
Christian: Commish! Mishy Cyrus!
Cyrus: OH THANK YOU! Hey guys, there are some burly, angry men trying to get me! Save me!
Edge: No problem! We're here to help. We are your protectors.
Christian: We are your guardians.
Edge and Christian together: PROTECTDIANS!
*¤* The Acolytes, Hollys, and Dudley Boyz come running down the hall toward Cyrus. Edge and Christian act like they're going to protect Cyrus for a second, but then they turn around and all three jet through a set of double doors with the other wrestlers chasing them...*¤*

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