Cameron Cade: Looks like Cyrus is going to get what he deserves.

Chase Cassidy: Nah, Edge and Christian will protect him.

Cameron Cade: Yeah, I bet...

Chase Cassidy: Well folks, it's time for the first match! This match is a semi-final match in the OCW King of the Ring tournament...

*¤* The lights dim and Taz's orange symbol flashes on the OCW Tron. Dun, Dun, Dun, Dun, BOOM! Orange fireworks shoot up from under the stage and Taz comes out with a black towel over his head. He makes his way right to the ring, not acknowledging any of the fans at ringside which angers them. Taz stands in the middle of the ring, reaches up for the towel, and jerks it down. BOOM! Orange pyro shoot out of the ring posts.*¤*
Cameron Cade: Taz does not look happy...
Chase Cassidy: Shut up, does he ever look happy?
Cameron Cade: Point taken.
*¤* Matt Hardy's music fills the arena and the fans jump to their feet. He comes out walking to the front of the stage where he stops and does the guns. He then continues down the ramp, slapping eager fans on their hands.*¤*
Chase Cassidy: You know who Matt had to beat out in the quarter-finals to get here don't you Cade?
Cameron Cade: Yes, Matt had to face his brother a few days back for this spot in the tournament.
Chase Cassidy: I wonder how Jeff feels about that.
Cameron Cade: Jeff is probably more worried about his Deathmatch Title match later tonight. He's going in there with that lunatic Al Snow!
Chase Cassidy: There is nothing wrong with Al Snow, he's not quite all there but---
Cameron Cade: But nothing.
Chase Cassidy: Don't talk about my butt.
Cameron Cade: I wasn't talking about your butt!
Chase Cassidy: Yes you were you sicko.
Cameron Cade: (sighs) The price I pay for this job...I have to sit here with you...
Chase Cassidy: Speaking of jobs, why don't you do yours. Matt Hardy is in the ring, Taz is ready to go!
*¤* Matt and Taz lockup. Matt wriggles free with Taz's arm, twisting it. Taz clubs Matt in the head with a stiff clothesline. Matt falls to his heads and knees where Taz mounts him and lays in several right clubs and several left. Matt Hardy looks dazed as Taz pulls him back to his feet. Into the ropes goes Matt Hardy. He bounces back and nails Taz with a flying, spinning elbow to the face. Taz quickly gets back up grabbing his jaw and Matt goes for a spinkick. Taz catches him and drills him to the mat with a suplex.*¤*
Cameron Cade: OUCH! Matt head just got dropped on his head by Taz.
Chase Cassidy: Taz goes for the cover!
Cameron Cade: No, kick out by Matt Hardy! Matt's a tough guy, he's not going to go down without fighting.
Chase Cassidy: Well when Taz nails that Tazplex, it's over anyway, no matter if he's Matt Hardy or Ghandi.
*¤* Matt Hardy gets back to his feet. He and Taz exchange punches. Taz swings furiously at Matt but Matt ducks. He pulls Taz back and drops him with a reverse ddt. He goes to the second rope for a legdrop. Taz gets up and meets Matt in the corner with a low blow. Taz gets on the bottom turnbuckle and hits a horrendous capture suplex on Matt. 1...2...*¤*
Cameron Cade: ANOTHER kick out by Matt Hardy!
Chase Cassidy: If Matt would just stay down, this would be over a lot faster and he won't be hurting so much in the morning.
*¤* Taz pulls Matt up once again and sends him into the ropes. Matt bounces back and charges toward Taz. He ducks a vicious clothesline by Taz and bounces off the other rope. Taz turns around and is met by a tremendous running tornado ddt. 1...2...*¤*
Chase Cassidy: Taz kicks out! Taz kicks out!
*¤* Matt Hardy sends Taz into a corner and splashes him. Taz stumbles out of the corner and falls face first to the mat. He starts to get up. Matt runs and bounces off the ropes. He heads straight for Taz and nails him with a dropkick right to the face.*¤*
Cameron Cade: Did you hear that! Oh my god!
Chase Cassidy: Yes unfortunately I did hear it...and unfortunately I can hear you. Is there anyway to turn you off on my headset?
*¤* Matt Hardy pulls Taz up to his feet. Taz is almost out of it. Matt bounces off the ropes and goes for a spinkick. Taz pulls the referee in the way and Matt hits the referee. While Matt checks on the ref, Taz regains his composure. Matt stands up with his back to Taz and Taz locks in the Tazmission!*¤*
Chase Cassidy: TAZMISSION! TAZMISSION! NEVER TURN YOUR BACK TO TAZ! TAZMISSION!
Cameron Cade: Yeah, but there's no ref to make the call even though it looks like Matt has been choked out!
*¤* Taz goes over and starts yelling at the downed referee. The referee doesn't respond. Taz walks over to the turnbuckle and takes the padding off the top one.*¤*
Chase Cassidy: This doesn't look good for Matt Hardy!
*¤* Taz finally gets the ref up, but Matt Hardy rolls him up!*¤*
Cameron Cade: ONE! TWO! OH NO!
*¤* Taz uses Matt's own leverage against him and sends him flying head first into the exposed turnbuckle! Matt is busted open as he stumbles backward toward Taz. Taz locks Matt's arm and nails the Tazplex!*¤*
Chase Cassidy: TAZPLEX! IT'S OVER!
*¤* The ref counts...one...two...*¤*
Chase Cassidy: THREE! Taz moves on to the finals of the King of the Ring Tournament! I knew it all along!
Cameron Cade: Well as I said would happen, Matt didn't go down without a fight. Better luck next year for Matt. Maybe his opponent won't CHEAT next year.
Chase Cassidy: Taz didn't cheat! I didn't see anything!
Cameron Cade: You need to have your eyes checked.
Chase Cassidy: Your mom needs to have her eyes checked.
Cameron Cade: What!? Don't talk about my mom!
Chase Cassidy: I'll talk about your mom if I want to!
Cameron Cade: Don't make me come over there!
Chase Cassidy: Cam, you're sitting right next to me...
Cameron Cade: So! ...Erm...Um...next match?
Chase Cassidy: Actually...

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