*¤* TV screens across the globe are illuminated by the OCW logo which slowly fades into the logo for Beyond Belief. BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! Fireworks shoot off from around the stage and ramp in a vast array of colors. "O-C-DUB! O-C-DUB!" chants echo throughout the arena as the cameras scan over the crowd. Enthusiastic fans jump from their seats for a chance to be seen on TV, dreams of theirs for years. The OCW theme song fills the arena and creates the atmosphere for the night. The ever-so-great OCW commentators come through the curtains and greet the fans. Chase Cassidy and Cameron Cade make their way to the ring ready to introduce the crowd to the OCW.*¤*
Cameron Cade: Hello and welcome to OCW's very own, BEYOND BELIEF!
Chase Cassidy: And what a show we have for you tonight! Not only do we have the semi-finals and finals of our King of the Ring tournament, but EVERY OCW title is on the line here tonight! From the Deathmatch title to the World title, they're all up for grabs!
Cameron Cade: We have a table match, a deathmatch, and (looks up) a HELL IN A CELL MATCH! The two unfortunate souls who make it to the finals of the King of the Ring have to duke it out in that hellacious structure...but it may all be worth it...
Chase Cassidy: Not only will the winner be the 2001 King of the Ring, but he will also attain the managerial services of the lovely LITA!
Cameron Cade: The Tag Team Table match should be a show stealer. Five great teams and a ton of tables, what more could you want!? Then we have the Intercontinental Title match which will certainly be a–
Voice: Excuse me! EXCUUUUUSE ME! No, no, no...this is all wrong!
*¤* The fans immediately boo as Cyrus walks out on stage with a clipboard and a pen in hand.*¤*
Cyrus: Who wants to see this crap!? This card is complete crap! Comeon, Albert versus Benoit? (Makes loud snoring noises) BOOOOOOORING! No one wants to see that. That's gone.
*¤* Cyrus scratches off some things off his paper as Cade and Cassidy stand in the ring completely bewildered.*¤*
Chase Cassidy: Cyrus, what are you doing?
Cyrus: What am I doing!? I am being an active Commissioner! Don't you get snappy with me Cassidy, I'm with the office, don't you forget that. Moving on, this tag team match just isn't doing it for me. Who are the Hollys anyway? Oh wait, I remember now, the one with the lip and the other small one. No one likes them, they're out of this match. The Holly cousins do not equal ratings Cade, remember that. In fact...lets just fire them right here. Okay, they're fired, that's done. Now that they're out of this tag match, it's looking a lot better. But it's still missing something. Well I know this is a table match, but D-Von and Buh Buh can pack their bags. They're off the card. The censors hate the Acolytes, so lets take them off too. This is a family oriented show you know.
*¤* The fans boo Cyrus some more. "Asshole chants breakout" along with the casual "he has herpes" shouts.*¤*
Cyrus: Who made this card? This is awful. Okay...this Intercontinental title match needs some help. X-Pac and Kane? Weren't they a tag team once? Okay well that's a complete conspiracy so both of them are out of the match. That makes this match a four way dance. Rikishi, Mr. Ass, Kurt Angle, and Chris Jericho. I'll leave the King of the Ring alone, we advertised that it would be on this show so I can't rid you people of it. My apologies. Everything else looks fine...except for one thing. The World Title match just isn't interesting. Well since Tori is in the Undertaker's corner, and Chyna is in HHH's corner...and we have a currently vacant women's title...this is what I'll do. Since Tori and Chyna both have wonderful assets I know you people want to see them in some action. Just for you wonderful people here in...wherever I am right now...we'll make this a double title tag team match. Tori and the Undertaker vs Chyna and HHH. If Chyna and HHH win, HHH wins the World Title, Chyna the Women's. If Tori and the Undertaker wins, they'll win the titles. Cade and Cassidy! Stop standing there like fools, get to your announce positions before I fire both of you. I'M WITH THE OFFICE! Thank you all, and have a great evening.
*¤* Half the crowd boos Cyrus, and the other half cheers because he finally leaves. Chase Cassidy and Cameron Cade situate themselves at the announce table.*¤*
Chase Cassidy: Well we apologize for the Commissioner. He thought he was blessing us with his presence.
Cameron Cade: Thank god it's over. Now what's the first match?
Chase Cassidy: Why are you asking me? I haven't a clue!
Cameron Cade: Cyrus switched the card all around, I don't know what's going on!

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