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THIS TUNE " BOOT SCOOTEN BOOGIE " GOES OUT TO A PREACHER FRIEND OF MINE,
PASTOR BILL IN AVA, MISSOURI

~ ~ ~ GOOD OLE COWBOY ~ ~ ~
HUMOR AT IT'S BEST,
WITH LOT'S OF BIG
HORSE STORIES

~ ~ ~ HEY THERE ~ ~ ~
WHO STOLE MY HORSE ?

A ole cowboy rode into town one day and stopped at the local saloon to get a big schooner of beer to drink.

Unfortunately, all of the town locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, who came into their town, which he was.
When he finished drinking his scooner of beer, he went outside to where his horse was tied up and found his horse had been stolen.
He ran right back into the saloon, flipped his gun into the air,
caught it above his head without even looking and fired five shots right into the saloon wall. " COUNT THEM YOUR SELF ! "

"Which one of you dog gone sidewinders done stole my horse?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness.
No one in the bar answered.
"All right, I'm gonna have another scooner of beer, and if my hoss ain't back outside by the time I finish it,
I'm gonna do what I dun in Arizona ! And I don't like to have to do what I dun in Arizona !"

Some of the locals begin to shift and get restless. He had another scooner of beer,
walked outside, and his horse was back !
He saddled-up and started riding out of town.
The bartender pondered what he had said and wandered out of the bar and asked,

"Say there pardner, before you go.....what happened in Arizona ?"

The cowboy turned back and said,

"OH SHUCKS ! I had to walk home."

LISTEN UP, FOLK'S
"NOW HERE IS THE CRIME SCENE !
YOU TAKE A GOOD LOOK AND DECIDE THE TRUTH."

"NOW IF YOU HAVE NOT BEEN DRINKING !
THEN LAY YOUR HAND ON THE BIBLE AND SWEAR,
THAT THE HORSE WAS THERE ALL THE TIME, HUH ?."

~ ~ ~ WHILE YOU ARE IN THE LAUGHING MOOD ~ ~ ~
HERE IS ONE MORE GOOD ONE FOR Y'ALL

NOW HERE IS A REAL TRICKY QUESTION :
IF Y'ALL PAID A DOLLAR FOR A QUARTER HORSE AND THAT'S ALL YOU GOT, WOULD YOU HAVE SEVENTY FIVE CENTS CHANGE COMING BACK TO YOU ?

~ ~ ~ THE COWBOY OATMEAL JOKE ~ ~ ~
A tough old cowboy counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, and the real secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal every morning.
The grandson did this religiously to the age of 103. When he died, he left 14 children, 30 grand-children, 45 great grandchildren, 25 great-great grand children, and a 15 foot hole where the crematorium used to be.

~ ~ ~ HERE IS ONE FOR THE BOOKS !~ ~ ~
O. K. MR. RIPLEY
JUST HOW DO THEY DO THAT ?

WELL I GUESS I'VE BEEN AROUND THOSE
COWBOYS TO LONG, HUH ?
BUT AGAIN I SAY: " HIOW DO THEY DO THAT ? "

WELL IT SEEMS LIKE THIS WISE OLD OWL
JUST MIGHT HAVE THE ANSWER, RECKON ?
THAT LOOKS LIKE A SLY SMILE ON HIS FACE
IF YOU FIGURE THESE OUT FOLK'S
THEN YOU BECOME A FULL-FLEDGED COW-POKE !
WITH A NICE GIFT, A PICTURE OF A SADDLE AND A HAT

O. K. SO NOW THAT YOU ARE SO SMART
AND A FULL-FLEDGED COW- POKE
LISTEN UP ! WHERE IS THIS TOWN LOCATED IN NEVADA ?

I KNOW, I KNOW, WHERE IT'S AT !
DO I GET TO BE A FULL-FLEDGED COW-POKE ?