Wow, Penis your whiskers are getting so long!
What pretty eyes you have, Penis.
Stop eating the turkey, Penis!
Ow Penis, your claws are sharp.
When i pet my penis it purrs.
Penis, Get out of that tree!
My Penis is so hairy.
I have a big black Penis!
My Penis has fleas, I think its been outside too long.
Penis stop peeing in my shoe!
Penis gets really excited when you cum over.
Sorry, Penis threw up in your bed.
My penis coughed up a hairball.
My penis is stinky, it needs a bath!
Oh no! My penis ran away!
Officer I cant seem to find my penis, can u help me?
Aww...Can i pet your penis?
My penis has a spot on its eye.
Wow penis, you have such pretty green eyes.
My penis killed a bird.
I just bought my penis a litterbox.
... And a scratching post too!
My penis sleeps on my pillow.
I bought my penis some dry food.
Wow, you ate alot of food, penis.
Penis is getting fat.
Penis is getting old and doesnt play like it used to.
I remember when penis was a baby.. he was so cute!
Penis tore up the couch.
Penis, stop licking me.
Ew penis, stop jizzing in my eye.
Posted by wizard2/brittyola
at 1:11 PM EST
Updated: Friday, 20 February 2004 1:17 PM EST
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Updated: Friday, 20 February 2004 1:17 PM EST
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