Zobmando!!

Welcome to the twisted word of bizarre choices.
You are about to experience the world"s most exciting collection of choices and trivia. But first, a definition:
Zobmondo!! (zob-MAHN-doe) is a slang expression derived from the negative exclamation "zob", to express horror, pain, or frustration.

Zobmondo's Rules:
1-Abstinence is strickly forbidden in Zobmondo!! The phrases "I won't choose either," "Neither one," "Who cares?" and/or "I would rather die" should never be uttered while discussing a Zobmondo!! question.
2-No condiments, plastic surgery, or actions that change the spirit or the question may be added to a Zobmondo!! scenario. The bottom line is that you must assume that you are forced to choose between the two options of each "dilemma of unenjoyment" as it is presented; you may not explain away the question by drowning everything in ketchup or resolving to have the ugly growth removed with plastic surgery.
3-The jokes and trivia provided may not be used as a tactic to avoid making choices.

---While some of these questions may paint a violent, risque, shocking, nauseating, perplexing, sickening, or downright disturbing picture... they are not to be taken literally or meant to offend. Take them with a grain of salt. They are designed to make you think and engage in a lively discussion. Feel free to skip questions that are too vivid for your paticular audience. But regardless of your choices, please place yourself in a proper fun, social state of mind before discussing a Zobmondo!! question.

Welcome to the world of Zobmondo!!

Would you rather chew on a wild rat's severed tail for a half hour
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thoroughly brush your teeth with a toothbrush from a prison's community toothbrush bowl?

Would you rather bite into a peice of chocolate and find it filled with maggots
-or-
filled with pus?

Would you rather walk around all day with a dead mouse in your butt
-or-
a dead frog in your mouth?

Would you rather be constantly depressed
-or-
contantly afraid?

Would you rather have a texas accent and live in new york
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have a new york accent and live in texas?

Would you rather have the CIA after you
-or-
have the Mafia after you?

Would you rather, as a man, live with a permanent 8-inch erection
-or-
a two-inch penis?

Would you rather have to spend an entire pro basketball game with your face sticking right above the rim
-or-
an entire hockey game with your face sticking out into the middle of the goal net?

Would you rather chew a mole of someone's neck
-or-
drink a half cup of your best friends blood?

Would you rather show up noticeably drunk on a national TV show
-or-
roaring drunk at your childs graduation?

Would you rather dangle 1,000,000-foot cliff with a rope tied to a tree and choose to tie the knot yourself
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trust an Eagle Scout with a knot-tieing merit badge to tie it?

Would you rather be trapped in jail with a guard who hates you
-or-
with a cell mate who hates you?

Would you rather get a bad case of poison ivy way up in your nose
-or-
inside your ear?

Would you rather slide down a 1,00-foot rope with every part of your body covered except your hands
-or-
do the same thing wearing only gloves and shorts?

Would you rather walk from now on wearing shoes with little suction cups
-or-
metal cleats on the bottom?

Would you rather marry your first g/f or b/f
-or-
marry someone your parents chose for you?

Would you rather always have to waer wet socks
-or-
wet underwear?

Would you rather always spit when you talk
-or-
always be spit on with spoken to?

Would you rather be granted the answers the any three questions
-or-
be granted the ability to resurrect one person?

Would you rather have to go to the bathroom in a giant cat-litter box inside your house
-or-
anywhere you want, but only outside?

Would you rather spend a week at school in your underwear
-or-
attend two classes comletely nude?

Would you rather, as a hitchihiker, see handcuffs and a chain saw in the back seat
-or-
see bloody clothing in the back seat?

Would you rather always show up 20 minutes late for everything
-or-
always show up 90 minutes early for everything?

Would you rather eat one small hotel bar of soap
-or-
eat three sticks of butter?

Would you rather bang your funny bone five times in a row until its not funny anymore
-or-
listen to somebody scrape nails down a chalkboard for 20 minutes?

Would you rather always eat your food frozen
-or-
eat everything burnt? (including ice cream and cold foods)

Would you rather, as a male, be known as a "momma's boy"
-or-
a "brown noser"?

Would you rather have to try sword swallowing
-or-
fire eating?

Would you rather work for your sibling
-or-
for your best friend?

Would you rather meet your greatest hero and vomit all over him or her
-or-
trying to meet him or her, and be arrested and publicly accused for stalking?

Would you rather be trapped in an elevator packed with wet dogs
-or-
three fat men with bad breath?

Would you rather have the brakes go out on your car on a really steep hilltop
-or-
have to go into a biker bar and yell "YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF PUSSIES!"

Would you rather wake up to find a roach sucking on your tear duct for moisture
-or-
find two rats having sex on your stomach?

Would you rather, given that you are a 45-minute walk or a 20-minute run from the nearest toilet facility and you have a strong need to take a an immediate dump, walk
-or-
run to the toilet

Would you rather accidentally slam your hand down on a telephone spike
-or-
get just the tips of your fingers caught in a paper shredder?

Would you rather be left competely naked with no possessions in a foreign country
-or-
in your place of work?

Would you rather walk the stairs to the top of the Sears Tower while carrying a 40-pound backpack
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with a rock in each shoe?
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