This page is dedicated to my best worst enemy. Because I am a fairly nice person, I will leave her anonymous... for now. Therefore, she will be known as 'Michelle.'
~Most Recent Updates~ 10/10 Today, Michelle was trying to prevent Ashley from leaving school early. I grabbed her and told Ashley to run while Michelle squirmed and tried to attack her. Suddenly, I let her go! She fell to the ground and rolled, nearly slamming the wall with her head!
Michelle has done a number of dumb things in the past, including walking into poles on the way to lunch. But what's worse, we all laugh at her, she gets mad, and forgets about the next pole...-BONK- She runs up stairs like a charging bull and, often, trips and falls flat on her face. Just recently, I heard that she broke her ankle... by falling UP the stairs.
8/18 ~Update~ My friend Roxanne planned a surprise birthday for Michelle at the bowling alley. Unfortunately, Roxanne couldn't keep it a secret, and Michelle found out. Now get this... Michelle showed up two hours late! Shaking this off, she stepped up to take her turn at bowling. She must have been eager to impress us all or something, but she threw the ball and... FELL OVER on the floor! It was a lot louder than the bowling ball. Everyone laughed at her, but at least she knocked down the majority of the pins.
10/5 ~Update~ Quite a while ago, I learned of Michelle's new move. Instead of running into poles, she runs into large brick pillars that are roughly four feet across. Actually, it was more like a wall. A few days ago I kicked her, and she responded by trying to slap me. I jumped back... and she slammed her fist into the wall.
