The Mob at Georgian

This is going to sound very strange, but I am seriously beginning to suspect that a student at Georgian may be part of the Russian mob. Well, I'm not entirely sure if he's Russian; he could be Ukrainian, but I'm pretty sure he's Eastern European at the very least.

My reasoning (other than a general suspicion that most people are part of the Russian mob)? On my first day, while I was sitting during my break, and this guy walked up to another student, and said, "Aren't you supposed to be breaking someone's legs?" Now, normally, I would dismiss this as a joke, you know, friendly leg-breaking conversation between friends. Except that the guy kind of stuttered and then said, "Uh...yeah." Not exactly the most jovial response.

After a few days of watching this guy (he must be a business student, we always seem to cross paths), I realized that people give him a huge berth when he passes. Seriously, it's like they kind of camouflage into their surroundings when he passes. Their skin and clothes suddenly take the shape of a photocopier and they're gone.

Now, there haven't been any disappearances on campus yet, but we have had a lot of construction...and I think we've all seen Hoffa...

In conclusion, because two pieces of evidence and a movie reference is all I need, I have determined that he must, at least, be a middle manager in the grand scheme of Russian mob things. Not quite running the joint, but when you need a set of legs broken, you better believe he'll delegate someone to do it.