Holy Crap

So, I just found out that one of my best friends from high school (with whom, unfortunately, I have not spoken in a long time) got married. That's right, on or about August 25th, 2003, my friend Simon Wright got married (apparently shotgun-style) to a girl named Julie. And he may or may not be tied up in her basement...

I actually found this out at work (where else?). Jordan served someone who was renting on her husband's account - Simon Wright. Now, I was skeptical, because I knew that there was another Simon Wright in town, and as we are the WASP capital of the world, I knew we had to have another Simon Wright or two. I left my intrepid scout Mr. Davidson in charge of getting to the bottom of this mystery.

And get he did. Jordan found his online journal and he had a post announcing his shotgun-style wedding. Sorry I didn't get you a present, but I will assume that by your humble nature, this recognition will take the place of any gift in the world. Except for cash. You'd probably still take cash.

So, all the best, I know we haven't talked in a while, but good luck and I'm glad for you. And if anyone else knew about this - WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!?!?