Ever heard of a hamburger that could take a bite out of you?

That's right, I was nearly eaten by not just one, but three cows on Tuesday. It was very traumatizing. And had they not been eating grass on the other side of a fence, I might not be here to talk about it. Instead, I was narrowly able to get into my car and drive home before I was brutally massacred.

Well, actually, more of what happened was that I dropped Carley off at about 1:45 in the morning, and we could hear rustling in the field next to the driveway. Now, Carley's new house is surrounded by forest, so there are a lot of different members of the World Wildlife Fund around her house. So, naturally, we were creeped right out as it was pitch black out. So, we hurried to the house, said goodnight, and I ran back into my car, still having no idea what was causing the rustling. Until I turned my lights on and saw the three beasts through the fence. I tell you, they were definitely planning on running me down, had they not been far too involved in their grass chewing.

Very scary.

Moo.

Ah.