Toe Woes (oh, I'm so clever)
For the fifth time in about as many years, I have to have surgery on my toe on June 23rd, at 2 p.m. This time, though, it's on my right big toe, which, up to this point, has been fine. The other four times have been on my left big toe. Yay.
But, my Carley will be with me, like she was last time, when we had only just started going out, and having surgery on my toe was probably not the best way to win her over for good. So, once again, I'll give her more than enough reason to contemplate fleeing from me!
It's just a 10-minute surgery, though, and really, I'm making a much bigger deal out of it than is necessary, because, well, I'm a suck. So, thank you Carley for coming with me again, and thank you Mum for giving me your damn toes!
For the fifth time in about as many years, I have to have surgery on my toe on June 23rd, at 2 p.m. This time, though, it's on my right big toe, which, up to this point, has been fine. The other four times have been on my left big toe. Yay.
But, my Carley will be with me, like she was last time, when we had only just started going out, and having surgery on my toe was probably not the best way to win her over for good. So, once again, I'll give her more than enough reason to contemplate fleeing from me!
It's just a 10-minute surgery, though, and really, I'm making a much bigger deal out of it than is necessary, because, well, I'm a suck. So, thank you Carley for coming with me again, and thank you Mum for giving me your damn toes!
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