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The Mike Statement

Tuesday, April 20, 2004

Walkie-Talkie Cellphones

Walkie-talkie style cellphones have got to be one of the stupidest ideas of the last little while (believe me, stupid ideas come along a lot, so I don't really want to give a definite amount of time).

Apparently, it is now far too difficult to have to hold the phone by your ear and your mouth at the same time.

Now, I thought the idea cell phones was to try to make them smaller and more discreet. Oh yeah, that's definitely what these stupid things accomplish.

*SQUONK* Are you there?
*SQUONK* Yes, I'm watching a movie
*SQUONK* OK, sorry to interrupt
*SQUONK* Mnbphmmm

The last part of the conversation, by the way, would be the sound of the person who has a walkie-talkie cell phone in their mouth.