Email me at cladektama@hotmail.com
or use my screen name, yudumass.
hi. I'm Tom, and this page is about me. I
am old and I am tall and I am beautiful and (I can go on like this) I
am... uh wow, I was just gonna say luxurious, but that just isn't right.
But, man, you KNOW I'm cool. I'm like the ool in cool and without
the ool, it's just a c and that can stand for like sucky if you
say it like it's an s. But my point is I'm only 13, but I'm the
Webmaster, and I know it sounds like one of those gay shit names from
Dungeons and Dragons, ors some crap, but I know I've said this before
and I'll say it again: I AM SUPERIOR TO YOU! But your still my
friend. But I still hate you, and that's what makes our relationship so
important, man, as long as I think you're a freak that should take one
of those woodshop vices and stick your pinky finger in it. But that's
what life's about. |
Oh, crap- I spent so
much glorious time rambling on about how I'm so wonderful that I forgot
to tell you about myself:
Age: 24
Birthday: July 31st, 1989
Sex: Yes Please! (that one always gets me)
Hair: Beautiful
Occupation: I'm the cool guy...
Life goal: I want to successfully mate an Oompa-Lompa and a cow, and
then mate the child with a monkey.
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* or is
it?
or, if you want to know what I used to be like
before I was the the, um, yeah- I'm just tired and I really did lose my train of
thought again, so:
My name's Tom Cladek, I was born on July 31st, 1989, I have brown hair and
eyes, and I really am sexy...*
Here's some other crap that might have to do with me:
Things you must accomplish to know me
All right, there's more coming, but right now I just have to get this site on
the air (or net...) before everyone starts bitchin' and- you get the picture,
you lucky beast.
All right, I want to confirm that there's nothing else
coming and I know that the Things You Must Accomplish page is really gay and
stupid, but just stick with me: I'm too lazy to delete it, and it makes this
page look bigger, so back off biotch. (that just sounded right)
