Written by Czar Fruitcake
AUTHOR’S NOTE: The last bout of requests was pretty darn pathetic, but I’m still a-thwacking. If you want to see this THWACK continue, let me know, and get those requests/reviews in!
SUMMARY: Neighbor Dan gets his.
Piper answered the door, leaving Paige, Leo, and Paige’s boy toy quaking in her wake. A face from the past stared back at her.
“Dan,” she said, “what in the world are you doing here?”
“Well, Piper,” Dan said, “as you know, I’m very good looking and my face is not at all fat and apple shaped. I have some more information regarding your husband, and I think you should seriously consider having wild sex with me right now while he watches.”
THWACK! Piper smacked Dan upside the head.
“I’m sorry,” Dan said. “That was inappropriate of me.”
“Oh,” Piper said, “that had nothing to do with the thwackage, and you were right about the fat head thing. That was for being a cardboard-token-hot-guy with no substance who never really had any chemistry with me, but insisted that I was the love of his narrow-minded-thick-skulled-neighbor-boy life.”
Dan stared at her. “Piper, listen to me. You have to choose between me and Leo.”
“I already have,” Piper replied, thwacking him for his slowness.
“She’s having my baby!” Leo called from the other room, afraid to come within smacking distance of Piper.
Paige walked in from the other room and started making out with Dan.
OKAY… who’s next??? Everyone is still fair game! More Phoebe smackage? Should I bring Prue back and smack her? Instrumental thwackage? You make the call!