Written by Czar Fruitcake
SUMMARY: Piper goes on another slapping spree.
AUTHOR’S NOTE: To everyone who wants to see Phoebe smacked, rest assured she will be smacked, often and hard. In fact there will probably be multiple chapters dedicated to Phoebe-slappage. Be patient; the time is coming…Keep those smack requests coming!
Piper walked briskly out the front door, got into her car, and turned the key in the ignition, a tense expression again settling over her face. She was grumpy… again, but luckily she had figured out the perfect remedy to her afternoon bitchiness.
She drove, careful not to speed, to a well known law firm. She walked through the front door, through the security sensor, into the elevator, and up thirty-two floors. She exited the elevator, and walked directly up to an impressive office with a gold plate on the door announcing the occupant’s name: Cole Turner.
She knocked on the door. Cole, getting ready to go out to lunch, opened the door. He was very surprised to see Piper and wondered if everything was all right. Piper stood on her tip toes (Cole was very tall), reached up her hand, and thwacked him on the side of the head as hard as she could. Cole shrank back from her, rubbing the side of his head.
“Piper!” he said in a mystified voice, marveling at her physical strength. Without saying a word, Piper walked out of the office, back into the elevator, down thirty-two floors, back through the security sensor, and out to her car.
On the way home, she whistled a happy tune, again satisfied. This smack needed no explanation, but Piper gave herself one anyway. His look-at-me-aren’t-I-gorgeous-and-I-can-shimmer-and-do-evil-stuff-in-a-mopey-I-still-want-your-sister-way was so irritating, and while she was at it, Piper decided to smack anyone who shimmered because, let’s face it, it was way creepier than orbing,
The expectant mother’s eyes glowed a bright, misty blue, and she rubbed her stomach gently.
Okay…who else needs to be slapped and why? Also, all of you who have been requesting Phoebe, what is she doing when Piper slap her? And how many times should she be slapped?