·Welcome to Aoh Redemption
Welcome to Redemption. In this site, you will find stupid pointless stuff. We do have some features missing from the last version (freaks and geeks, anyone?) but hey, who cares. And we update every day. How many sites do that?? Eh?? Uh......yeah.
Posted by Morphias ~ Webmaster
Shut up you tool
what the fuck man i didnt try to get rid of ya you tool and stop winging about your hopeless love life and go do it yourself like the rest of us
Posted by Maka (previously morphias) ~ pissed off
I have a couple of problem
okay i really like this girl but everyone thinks she's way too low for my already low standards, but i also sort of like this other girl i used to like before and she says she'd go out with me now if i asked her,. who should i choose i'm confused. and what the hell do i do about my pissed off pe teacher, he's really trying to get rid of me, out of this school. and why does it feel more real when i'm asleep.... than when i'm awake
Posted by ssjtidus666 ~ still a tool
Jesus!
How long has it been since the last update? Anyways - saw 2 Fast 2 Furious last week. Love that fucking skyline! I was then gonna go buy midnight club 2, but then I found out about Need For Speed Underground. Better LICENSED cars, done up, and most importantly - paint jobs!! Below are a few pics.Also, MOH: Rising Sun is getting closer. And the geeks at EA have released some new pics plus a movie! Go to the new Previews page for more info + pics.
Lack of updates
Sorry bout the lack of updates y'all..... but the krew have had our exams 4 the last week and needed to 'study'. By 'study' I mean skirmishing. Yay!!!!
Poll results
The poll is officially closed! The results were:
Monica's Boobs at 14%
Lucy .D at 15%
Monica at 27%
and the winner....
Emma .L at 34%!!!
New poll in now!
Aoh- First for everything
It seems that whatever happens in the world, the krew will allways be there to report. Actually...no. But boby gumbakadoo did go to the Matrix Reloaded premiere, AND ssjtidus666 has already got enter the matrix... expect a review for both in the Game Reviews soon.
I'm ok, i repeat i'm okay.
I'm not dead (damnit, i hear Morpias say) and i did have Enter The Matrix on PS2, which i have finished on Niobe's version, and if Sub-Zero wants a review he better either pay me or give me the fricking Exploder CD. and yes i am aware that he has his own site now, but fuck that i've worked on three sites at a time plus my own once.but if i feel like it i will put something in games new about it, so then i say "piss out"
Posted by Ssjtidus~ A-list Neo dude.
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Jacksass is a comin!
The Jacksass team have finally found a camera, which means that jacksass vids are on there way! Expect the title screen to have a pic of jacks (bobby gumbakadoo)ass.
Pudgy's Kryb
I was just over at Pudgy's Kryb, (which is a futher advancement over Andrew's Kryb)to find that it still sucks. Not as much though, now because he has his own stickdeath and flash. Yes, he actually found out about flash.
Squat
Heres a funny stick death animation i found back in 1999.
- Fuck Me -iam a fucking idiot
Fuck me...I had a perfect chick....with the perfect body and smile...and face....we had a fight..and I told her I never wanted to see her again!!! FUCK ME- sub zero, next time you see me, I want you to punch me in THE FUCKING FACE
- ok i'm gonna make a few changes around here!
first of all i am sick of morphias' spelling mistakes , second of all i have been alerted by the up and coming rate of ass holes that are saying playstation sucks, well you know what, get a life, a job, and GET FUCKED. that is all for now
- Enter the Matrix
Enter the Matrix is almost here! The only worry is the fact that nearly every other game has used the "Bullet Time" shit.... anyways, the game will have this thing where you 'hack' into the game to unlock stuff. Finally, being a computer geek will pay off!
The normandy mission
Flash games has been updated with The Normandy Mission. The other one that was there was a fake. Check out this one. This is just a test though, and is horribly incomplete.
- Update
Its been a week sunce the last update but hey! I just finnished a training war with shvila, bobby gumbakadoo and teethman. Shvila shot me in the eye. Bastard. Aaaannyywayss, the war is definetly on wednsday. Come one, come all.
- Fat Pizza
Feeling happy.... me and teethman are going to see Fat Pizza: The Movie on saturday....uh...yeah....
Squimish update: Its changed to next wednsday, same location. This is a glove gun squimish only, no paintball/ bb guns. Fireworks are allowed. Come in old, protective clothes. If you need a glove gun, there may be a hirig service at the park. For any inquiries, e-mail me,or go to the Squimish page.
that's right, i'm back from sitting on my ass on a couch playing consoles, and now i've found some jokes and game walkthrus/news. so i'll do it when i can, which means, when i damn feel like it
- WHEELIE BIN DRAGS?
HA THIS IS SO FUNNY
a dangerous new craze-~wheelie- bin racing~-is sweeping new zeland.it works like this:hoons are attaching bins to the towbars of thier cars and then betting on road races.insightful as cops every tend to be,napier,NZ,police say the craze is idioyic and "could" lead to seirous injury or even death for other road users .senior sergeant bruce greathed says" boy racers"(sexist)pull up.grab the full weehlie bins put out 4 colletion and attatch the handels to there cars. "it appears to be some sort of idiotic bet or race to see who can drag one the furthest (with someone in it)before it is wrecked,"he said morethanadozzen bins acroos the pond -(more than a dozzen mercy!)-have been smashed beyond repair -(tightass just buy new ones)-over the past 4 weeks .police say there greatest fear is that if the offenders are not caught they will go on to take rides in bins -(good on them)-now there's a sport .look out for it on fox sports
- Cadets!
so war has sarted well hope no ones dies im going start a new thing up who is the hottest girl in year 9 ok well 4 this i need satistics and 4 that i need u so if any one wants to vote email me totally cofidential (unlike all those porn sites) any one can vote as mant times as u want only vote 4 women not men ok alex (thats a big disapointment 4 u i know) Email me some info!(of girls putt there name and homeroom we will judge by nock out competition
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