/me reaches into large open cavity in head and pulls out a duck,
which begins quacking incessantly
CUT TO: Bill Gates sitting in his posh office.
BILL GATES: I wish I had a turkey.
CUT TO: /me holding the duck
GEORGE BUSH stumbles onto the stage from the right and bites the
head off the duck. He then collapses through the floor and into a
meat grinder.
The camera pulls back to reveal three cows turning the crank on
the grinder. They are wearing bandanas over their faces, bandito
style.
CUT TO: Bill Gates and his office
The ground meat falls on BILL GATES' lap.
BILL GATES: YAY! TURKEY!
A pie flies from stage left and strikes BILL GATES in the face
SFX: canned laughter
BILL GATES: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it
hadn't been for you meddling kids!
TITLECARD: THE END
Anouncer (V.O):
(screams) THE! END!
FADE TO MAGENTA
Estabilishing shot: A stump with a headless duck sitting on it
CUT TO: The inside of the stump, in which there are two walnuts,
both with small dollops of cheez whiz on top
NUT #1: Dear friend, there seems to be a duck upon our stump!
NUT #2: Indeed, there is! Outrage! If only that squirrel had not
removed us from Big_Al!
CUT TO: The stump again
GEORGE BUSH staggers in from the right and spits the ducks head
into the stump.
GEORGE BUSH: Bleagh! Tastes like Turban!
GEORGE BUSH throws himself over the stump, and disapears.
The camera ROTATES around to the RIGHT, revealing that the stump
is perched on the edge of a cliff.
GEORGE BUSH falls a goodly distance and lands in a large taco.
CUT TO: the nuts
NUT #1: Oh dear. That must have been painful.
CUT TO: Stock footage of a duck flying
NUT #2: Well, there goes the duck.
CUT TO: BILL GATES standing in front of a still shot of the eifel
tower
BILL GATES: (nasaly voice) Of course, this tower would be much
more user friendly if it was powered by Windows XP.
A cockroach knocks over the eifel tower.
BILL GATES: CURSE YOU COCKROACH!
In the background, WINONA RYDER crouches furtively over some
clothes. She is holding a pair of left handed scissors.
WINONA RYDER: DAMN!! I can't use these left handed scissors as I
have no hands!
She drops the scissors and leaves the store.
FADE TO BLACK
FADE TO: A small cardboard box, covered in glitter.
The box opens, and a midget tumbles out.
MIDGET: THE! END!
FADE TO: A still shot of Doom_Dude sitting on a flaming couch
DOOM_DUDE: (totally without emotion) Ouch.
FADE TO BLACK
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