The safe haven for those in need of some insanity.................................................. <p><center><IMG SRC=https://www.angelfire.com/weird2/sane_asylum/3dtext

I am your webpenguin, Tracy and I'll be your guide through this little retarded institution. Feeling like you need to get away from normalness? hoping to find inner peace or at least a cheap laugh? well my soon-to-be-disturbed friend you have come to the right place. Here is the place where I stick all the disturbing, retarded, and/or stupid stuff that i remotely think is amusing or interesting. We have four main floors and a basement.Just click on the level you would like to visit and just await your torment.

Now that you know what's what in this place, go have fun, and remember any psychological damamge that is inflicted here-on-in is... well what we're aiming for!!!

note: penguin sane asylum is not responsible for any loss of psychosis.

pssssssst...wanna link to P.S.A? feel free to use the picture or the nifty little scrolling words above as the banner.

VISIT THE PENGUIN SANE ASYLUM GIFT SHOP!

INANE RANTS FROM YOUR WEBPENGUIN!! YAY!!!!

show us some lovin, baby!!

now, on to the insanity!!!!

BE INFORMED!!! UPDATES TO THE SITE!!
Spiral staircase, leads to the basement below.
First Floor, Staff Offices
Second Floor, our pitiful attempts at humor
Third Floor, ADOPTION CENTER!
Fourth Floor, Guestbook, links and Forum (the required stuff)
Fifth Floor, The Galleries (more to come)

Email: hollow_empty_eyes@yahoo.com