So far all this is is a working theory, it's not completed but since it makes about as much sense as a midget in a cocktail dress riding a lawnmower you probably won't notice. Basically the theory is that Hitler was reincarnated as a ladybug with telepathy he now goes around the world finding young impressionable kids and effects the way that they think so that even after his death he can still create a predecessor.
Creating a predecessor is not an easy thing to do especially when you have such incredibly fucked up beliefs as Hitler does, I mean a master race is a hell of a goal but why would it include a bunch of sausage stuffing germans. And if you're going to whipe out an entire group of people leave the jews alone they're fine, aside from the no pig thing, target the stupid if we just stop with all the fucking warning labels on everything they would kill themselves off within the year.
Anyway the way that Hitler screws with their minds is by adding in something that is just so screwed up that you have no choice but to altogether lose your mind then when he makes that final suggestion you have so little rational thought left it actually sounds like a good idea. The way that I have acquired this knowledge is that I am one of the targets he has chosen to screw with. The way that he has been messing with my mind is by implanting images of Jessica Rabbit into my head in suggestive circumstances. For anyone who does not recall Jessica Rabbit is a cartoon woman from the movie 'who framed roger rabbit' she was Roger's wife and is unanimously agreed to be the hottest cartoon character of all time, unfortunately due to the massive intrusion performed by Hitler I now have the opinion that she is more than just the hottest cartoon but has risen to the lofty position of hottest woman of all time.
Obviously many people disagree with this claim saying "She's not real you ravinglunatic" to all those disbelievers I can only say that the fact that she is a drawing only allows her to transcend not only age but human imperfection as well.
It has become abundantly clear that I am not well at all and have many years of therapy to look forward to if I ever even dream of curing my many psychological issues but the fact remains that this website provides a place were I can air my many concerns with the world. If anyone out there is actually reading any of the meaningless drivel that I put up on this site, I would like to think that you aren't nearly as fucked up as I am and if you aren't ypou are probably wondering whether I actually believe these insane theories or if I'm just making shit up well it dawned on me today that I'm not sure anymore. Perhaps my massive web of lies that I've been telling everyone I know has finally caught up to me. I'm not sure what's real anymore. Worst of all is that this was supposed to be a page about Hitler and Jessica Rabbit but it somehow turned out kind of like a suicide note.
The moral of this story is don't turn out like me... It's confusing.