After this evolution which created the human race was complete alot of time was wasted because it took a long time to develop a language enabling us to communicate with each other making knowledge of what happened non existant. One of the earliest stories we have today happened long ago in ancient egypt. It seems that there were slaves one of them had a baby and sent it down the river in a basket. She did this to "protect" the child from slavery. Obviously this boy had to grow up to become the leader of all the slave instead of his rightful place as lunch for a hungry gator.

This is not just the story about the beginnings of a religion especially since the religion had already been around for a while. This story is also one of if not the earliest case of schizophrenia we know of. The boy in this story was named moses of course his other name, the one that was speaking to him and only him, was God.

When moses said that he was talking to God his people believed him, which goes to show you people were alot more trusting back then, today he would'nt be a prophet or a saviour but the newest resident at the psychiatric ward of the state penitentiary. The difference of the time however is unimportant what is important is that the jews believed him and risked their lives by following him in the dessert for 40 years. The fact that the jews followed moses with only 12 plagues as proof shows their great faith in God. After a while in the dessert moses climbed a mountain and talked to "God" for a while and when he came back down he had two chiseled stone tablets stating the 10 commandments.

What caused Moses' obvious schizophrenia is unknown he could have just been born with it, or maybe as a child he almost died drowning until a big wave threw his soft little baby head into a rock and fucked him up for good. Whether you believe this story or not is up to you but remember that giving up ham is just one step closer to becoming one of those bastard fucking queer bate vegetarians.

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