Although this site is incredibly straight forward and no questions should be necessary I have decided to include a Frequently Asked Questions page. Despite the hindrance above as well as the fact that no one as of yet as asked me any questions regarding this site, and I don't expect any anytime soon, I will create this page. That should be evident to anyone currently reading this, unless of course if it is the sheet of paper I wrote this on before typing it. Anyway without any further delays here are the questions.

1. Why do you hate vegetarians?

My problem with vegetarians stems from my complete lack of tolerance towards anyone arrogant enough to think that what they do personally can effect the world as a whole. Allow me to explain, first off when I say vegetarian I mean someone who refuses to eat meat for moral reasons not because they just don't want to. If you just don't want to eat meat you are not a vegetarian you just don't like meat. My problem with vegetarians is that they are so ignorant they think that by them not having a steak they'll save the entire fucking species. What you are actually doing is saving another slab of animal flesh for the fat guy to gorge on when he needs a snack.

2. What the fuck do you need a Frequently Asked Questions page for?
As I explained earlier, I don't.

3. Are you afraid of going to hell for eternity for making fun of the bible?
Yeah Right!
When you're dead, You're dead!

4. Seriously, what the Fuck do you need a Frequently Asked Questions page for?
I DON'T

5. What caused you to develop such an alarming level of dimensia?
No One really know for sure but I like to think of myself as th fault of society in general and noone in particular. But if you have to point fingers I'd aim them at the school system of Ontario and the crappy teachers it employs.

6. Does this page serve any purpose?
Does the site?

7. I don't know, does it?
You tell me.

8. I asked you first.
No you didn't.

9. Well since I am you, I did.
Don't argue semantics with me.

10. I'm not.
Yes you are.

11. Now who's arguing semantics?
You are.

12. But I am you.
Shut the Fuck up.

13. Make me.
Does anyone have any real questions?

14. NO!

15. NO! (in a russian accent)

16. NO! (in a german accent)

17. NO! (in a southern accent)

18. Good this Frequently Asked Questions page is over.

all questions and answers were provided by Steve Murphy, a representative, and partial owner of Murphpage Industries, a subsidiary of Murphsite Industries.

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	1.		Why do you hate vegetarians?
			My problem with vegetarians stems from my complete lack of tolerance towards anyone arrogant enough to think that what they do personally can effect the world as a whole. Allow me to explain, first off when I say vegetarian I mean someone who refuses to eat meat for moral reasons not because they just don't want to. If you just don't want to eat meat you are not a vegetarian you just don't like meat. My problem with vegetarians is that they are so ignorant they think that by them not having a steak they'll save the entire fucking species. What you are actually doing is saving another slab of animal flesh for the fat guy to gorge on when he needs a snack.
	2.		What the fuck do you need a Frequently Asked Questions page for? As I explained earlier, I don't.
	3.		Are you afraid of going to hell for eternity for making fun of the bible? Yeah Right! When you're dead, You're dead!
	4.		Seriously, what the Fuck do you need a Frequently Asked Questions page for? I DON'T
	5.		What caused you to develop such an alarming level of dimensia? No One really know for sure but I like to think of myself as th fault of society in general and noone in particular. But if you have to point fingers I'd aim them at the school system of Ontario and the crappy teachers it employs.
	6.		Does this page serve any purpose? Does the site?
	7.		I don't know, does it? You tell me.
	8.		I asked you first. No you didn't.
	9.		Well since I am you, I did. Don't argue semantics with me.
	10.		I'm not. Yes you are.
	11.		Now who's arguing semantics? You are.
	12.		But I am you. Shut the Fuck up.
	13.		Make me. Does anyone have any real questions?
	14.		NO!
	15.		NO! (in a russian accent)
	16.		NO! (in a german accent)
	17.		NO! (in a southern accent)
	18.		Good this Frequently Asked Questions page is over.