Beware!
Jean Chretien is watching us all!
First allow me to address an important issue that will probably never come up. For anyone who doesn't know Jean Chretien is the Prime Minister of Canada, or atleast he is at the time that I'm writing this. For any self involved Americans out there a Prime Minister is the equivalent to your Presient, and equivalent means that he is equal to(for further explanation e-mail me with the subject "I'm a redneck bastard" and Ill get back to you.)
Now that that's taken care of I'll get back to the main point of this page, to alert all Canadians and possibly even everyone in the world that Jean Chretien is watching them. Most people will almost immediately dismiss this saying that it's complete bullshit, but please read on, I have proof. Before I get to my proof however I am going to fill you in on how he is watching us. Jean Chretien being the leader of a country has access to some top secret stuff which he is using to spy on everyone's day to day life. The specifics of how Chretiens nano technology works is incredibly advanced and so complicated that even I can barely understand it but it is essentially the same as a video camera just miniaturized and placed inside mirrors.
For those who don't know how mirrors work they are pretty much just a big flat piece of glass with a thin sheet of shiny metal behind it, the light reflects off of the metal mirroring aything infront of it. Chretien simply adds a few microscopic cameras into the metal which then record everything and transmit it all to his secret underground viewing facility where he has people monitoring our every move. When I tell people about this massive invasion of our privacy their biggest problems with it are that it's fucking nuts, which is what makes it so ingenious, and their abitlity to transmit the signal. I really don't know how they transmit the signal but if they can create a video camera that small they'll find a way to make it transmit and you can count on that. Finally here it is the proof you have all been waiting for, the next time you are infront of a mirror look at it really closely and you'll see what I'm talking about. If not use a magnifying glass. And if still nothing get your eyes checked you blind son of a bitch.