There is currently a phenomenon in this country as well as other, I would assume, that must be stopped before it gets any worse. Several times now I have gone out to see a movie in the theatre which always has ans always should be the best way to see a movie, but lately I have not been enjoying it as much. There are several reasons for this, the first would be the total lack of decent movies. Lately all the fucking companies are just churning out an endless stream of crap. Even when you're lucky enough to find a movie worth seeing you have to sit through twenty fucking minutes of previews and ads for the worst films imaginable etting thoroughly pissed off by the shit they force feed you before you get to whatever trivial piece of dog shit you settled on watching. If you somehow manage to get through all of these aggravations while maintaining the demeanor required to enjoy a subpar movie you are a far better person than I. However the eternal pain in my ass would never even consider subsiding during the fucking feature because then you have to deal with the inane chatter of all the annoying yuppy bitches around you.
"Oh so that's the guy that died when the airplane crashed in that other movie about the boats"
"Oh my god look at that shirt I don't care if my house was on fire, I wouldn't be caught dead wearing that."
"Bill! Bill! Where are you? Bill!"
Whatever happened to doing people the common god damn courtesy of SHUTTING THE FUCK UP DURING A FUCKING MOVIE?
As much as I hate all of these things they are no match for the grand Pubaa of all displays of public idiocy. The most annoying thing anyone can do ever, something that pisses me off more than all other irritations combined, the one thing that can turn a day where you stumbled into a wild night of sex with multiple bisexual supermodels into a night tied for the worst in your life with any other time this happened to you. This event has no opposite it can not be equaled on the other end of the spectrum if it happens you have a bad fucking day no matter what. This event is of course when some fucking mental defficient fuckstick decides to clap at the end of the fucking movie. There is no god damn excuse for someone to do this. If you do it under any circumstances whther you started it or just joined in, do the world a favour and kill yourself before I have to.