Mood:
Today we had a snowday and what a snowday it was!!!! First Kylie and i sat on our asses and did absolutely nothing but that didnt last for long because we came up with a great idea. We took her old snowboard and her moms car keys and we were off. She drove around the neighborhood and i was connected to the back by a long rope and i was jumping over peoples mailboxes and everything it was sooo fun. Then things got even more exciting, i went behind the wheel and pulled Kylie. She is like the best skier in Truckee and she was pulling some pretty sick shit. We made a huge jump in the middle of road, after we stole the snow plow, and i drove on the side of it and she went off of it and flipped and then landed on the top of some old mans roofs and he came out in his argile socks and boxers and screamed at us for a while until we were sick of listening to his shit so we drove off. Then that old fart called the cops on us and we thought we were gonna get in some big ass trouble but we didnt. The cop joined in on the fun and we pulled him around the neighborhood. That got old fast and the cop got a call so he left and told us to have fun just dont bug the old man(if only cops were really like that).
Kylie and i were cold so we went in and got some hot chocolate but there was a suprise when we got inside her house, her mom with a very pissed look on her face. We thought my god we get in trouble for jumping on the trampoline with 2 huge things of dish soap and now we get in trouble for taking the car. But we didnt get in trouble she was mad cause we didnt invite her to go with us around the neighborhood, oh well. We then went back outside and decided to have a snow ball fight in our bras and undies, BOY WAS THAT COLD! We went back in because we were so cold and we thawed out in front of the fire for a little while. it was so cold we thought our n******* were gonna fall off.
Then we turn on VH1 and the 100 Most Outrageous Celeberty Shit was on so we sat there for 3 hours just to see what the number 1 was and we were ashamed it was that little slut britney spears. Just because she was married to Jason for 55 hours she got some stupid award and we wasted our time for her so i hope your happy britney! We then got another idea, take pledge and pledge her hardwood floors and slip and slide around! it was so fun, then her parents came home and we ran for it because we knew we were gonna get it... we hid upstairs and they couldnt even walk in the house without slipping because of the floors. OOPS now they have a broken bones and are in full body casts.