- They call me milk because I do your body good
- If I said that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
- Do you believe in love at first sight? If not, I'll walk by again.
- If I follow you home, will you keep me?
- Hey babe, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?
- Do you want to see something swell?
- That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.
- Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Irene?
- Your place or mine?
- Are you ready to go home yet?
- I'd look good on you.
- Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?
- Your legs must be tired, you've been running through my head all night.
- Can I see your tan lines?
- Do you know your hair & my pillow are perfectly color coordinated?
- Do you spit or swallow?
- Is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
- I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
- If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
- You remind me of a champion bass. I don't know wether to mount you or eat you.
- Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
- Let's let only latex stand between our love.
- If I jumped on your back, would you beat me off?
- Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
- Do you mind if I end this sentance with a proposition?
- Do you live on a chicken farm? Cause you sure know how to raise cocks.
- Wasn't I supposed to eat you somewhere?
- That's a nice shirt, can I talk you out of it?
- I'm an organ donor, need anything?
- My tongue is 6 inches long & I can breathe thru my ears.
- Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner?
- Shall we talk or continue flirting from afar?
- Sit on my face & lets get to 'nose' you better.
- Lie down. I think I love you.
- Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
- Brr my hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
- I'm easy. Are you?
- Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
- Nothing tastes as good as you look.
- Do you have a mirror in your pocket 'cause I can see myself in your pants.
- Hi, I'm drunk.
- Sit on my lap & we'll get things straight between us.
- There are 265 bones in the human body. Would you like one more?
- Let's have a party & invite your pants to come on down.
- If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?
- If you were a car, I'd wax you & ride you all over town.
- I've been bad, spank me.
- Hi, I'm a dog & I need to bury my bone.
- Hi, I'm horny.
- My cat has lovely fur, can I see yours?
- Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.
- So, when are we gonna fuck? - Submitted by Justin
- Nice shoes, wanna fuck? - Submitted by Justin
- I told my mom I'd call when I found true love .... can I borrow a quarter? - submitted by Eric
- I like that shirt on you, it would look better on the floor though. - submitted by Chrissy
- Are those rolos in your shirt or is it cold in here ? - submitted by Eric
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