Electric funstuff presents a story which is sad but true
The ranger left our party in a pinch,
the fight had looked like it would be a cinch.
But the mage ran out of mana,
the cleric said monyana(sp?)
And I was dead before I moved an inch.
See I told you it was a sad story.
Well can you spare some rations cause I sure need a drink.
I lost my stuff I'm feeling out of sorts.
Those trains just keep chasing
No idea which way I'm facing.
Has anybody here seen my corpse?
I'm fuming cause my servers down again.
And those women I've been chasing are all men.
I asked one to join my side,
She just laughed until she cried
And said get your skill at begging up to 10.
Well can you spare some rations cuase I sure need a drink.
I move so slow I wish I had a horse.
It's night & I can't see danger in front of me.
Has anybody here seen my corpse?
Holy cats we're in the banjo spawning ground.
(Banjo solo)
Well everything cons red now when I play,
What would I like my tombstone to say.
Thanks well it's been fun,
5 more minutes then I'm done.
I've been saying that to myself since yesterday.
Well can you spare some rations cause I sure need a drink.
This game will be grounds for my divorce.
The lag times can be choking,
The quests can all be broken,
But stil I keep coming back of course.
And I will surely seek you
The next time you're on EQ,
Cause maybe, oh just maybe
Maybe, oh just maybe,
Maybe you might have seen my corpse.
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