Jack Anarchy Now this picture may be a bit too dark to see, but Jack assures me that he does have a mullet on his head. This photo was taken a few months ago, and Jack's mullet has grown into a fully-fledged mullet since this photo was taken. I'll try and get a more up-to-date photo. Jack says that his mullet's name is 'Curly Malone'. In this photo Jack is trying to eat a friends hand. Curly is forcing him to do this. When Curly is hungry, morals go out of the window and friend's/close relative's hands are often eaten. Jack tells me that Ol' Curly is going to be cut on the first of September. This is because his mum doesn't like mullets and is forcing him to get it cut. But never fear, I have hired Charles Bronson to take her down. I am going to do everything within my power to save Curly Malone.