Sarcasm, Gods I love it!
Our life is made by the death of others.
Leonardo da Vinci
No task is too difficult to the person who doesn't have to do it.
Mark Twain
The most outrageous lies that can be invented will find believers if a person only tells them with all his might.
Mark Twain
If you were raving mad, but clever about it, you were regarded as a savior and heralded;if you were raving mad and picked butterflies out of the air, you were locked up.
Sarah Lyddon Morrison
Emptiness is loneliness,
Loneliness is cleanliness,
Cleanliness is godliness;
and God is empty,
just like me.
Smashing Pumpkins
Good judgment comes from experience.Experience comes from bad judgment.
Mark Twain
When faced with a choice between two evils, I like to choose the one I have not tried before.
Mae West
Truth is mighty and will prevail, the only problem is that it isn't so.
Mark Twain
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
H.G. Wells
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
Gore Vidal
Clothes make the man, naked people have little or no influence in society.
Mark Twain
Can you tell I'm fond of Twain?